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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:48 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:People who take forever to reverse out of car parks.

Well it's not easy to reply to a text, open a beer, light a durry and reverse out at the same time, especially if they aren't twist tops.

You can get twist-top smokes now? What an age we live in. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:36 pm

Our office has an in-attended reception desk (like many companies, we did away with those years ago) we get many deliveries a day, including bulky items that need to go to a loading bay at the rear, and through security gates to be reached. To access the rear of the building requires drivers (Spargo type blokes) to ring a bell and someone from the office (there is about 6 of us) will release the gate as soon as we can. We could be on the phone, in a meeting or typing shyte into forums..... Get this turban wearing clown just now.... rang the bell 3 times in 15 seconds. He just copped a spray. Eff Wit.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:43 pm

Corona Man wrote:Our office has an in-attended reception desk (like many companies, we did away with those years ago) we get many deliveries a day, including bulky items that need to go to a loading bay at the rear, and through security gates to be reached. To access the rear of the building requires drivers (Spargo type blokes) to ring a bell and someone from the office (there is about 6 of us) will release the gate as soon as we can. We could be on the phone, in a meeting or typing shyte into forums..... Get this turban wearing clown just now.... rang the bell 3 times in 15 seconds. He just copped a spray. Eff Wit.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:54 pm

Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Our office has an in-attended reception desk (like many companies, we did away with those years ago) we get many deliveries a day, including bulky items that need to go to a loading bay at the rear, and through security gates to be reached. To access the rear of the building requires drivers (Spargo type blokes) to ring a bell and someone from the office (there is about 6 of us) will release the gate as soon as we can. We could be on the phone, in a meeting or typing shyte into forums..... Get this turban wearing clown just now.... rang the bell 3 times in 15 seconds. He just copped a spray. Eff Wit.


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Spargo wears a turban? :shock:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:14 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Our office has an in-attended reception desk (like many companies, we did away with those years ago) we get many deliveries a day, including bulky items that need to go to a loading bay at the rear, and through security gates to be reached. To access the rear of the building requires drivers (Spargo type blokes) to ring a bell and someone from the office (there is about 6 of us) will release the gate as soon as we can. We could be on the phone, in a meeting or typing shyte into forums..... Get this turban wearing clown just now.... rang the bell 3 times in 15 seconds. He just copped a spray. Eff Wit.


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Spargo wears a turban? :shock:


;)

Well, yesterday when i saw him, he had a natural turban
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:16 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Our office has an in-attended reception desk (like many companies, we did away with those years ago) we get many deliveries a day, including bulky items that need to go to a loading bay at the rear, and through security gates to be reached. To access the rear of the building requires drivers (Spargo type blokes) to ring a bell and someone from the office (there is about 6 of us) will release the gate as soon as we can. We could be on the phone, in a meeting or typing shyte into forums..... Get this turban wearing clown just now.... rang the bell 3 times in 15 seconds. He just copped a spray. Eff Wit.


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Spargo wears a turban? :shock:


;)

Well, yesterday when i saw him, he had a natural turban


Reckon Spargo wears a Roos beanie. If he came here I'd buy him a beer.... straight out of the boardroom fridge!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:20 pm

Having to FIFO into Melbourne tomorrow for a 6 hour workshop :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:38 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Our office has an in-attended reception desk (like many companies, we did away with those years ago) we get many deliveries a day, including bulky items that need to go to a loading bay at the rear, and through security gates to be reached. To access the rear of the building requires drivers (Spargo type blokes) to ring a bell and someone from the office (there is about 6 of us) will release the gate as soon as we can. We could be on the phone, in a meeting or typing shyte into forums..... Get this turban wearing clown just now.... rang the bell 3 times in 15 seconds. He just copped a spray. Eff Wit.


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Spargo wears a turban? :shock:


;)

Well, yesterday when i saw him, he had a natural turban


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:39 pm

Dutchy wrote:Having to FIFO into Melbourne tomorrow for a 6 hour workshop :evil:


Corporate wank. Yuck.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:48 pm

Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Having to FIFO into Melbourne tomorrow for a 6 hour workshop :evil:


Corporate wank. Yuck.

Sounds like a happy ending then.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:51 pm

Spargo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:[quote="Corona Man"]Our office has an in-attended reception desk (like many companies, we did away with those years ago) we get many deliveries a day, including bulky items that need to go to a loading bay at the rear, and through security gates to be reached. To access the rear of the building requires drivers (Spargo type blokes) to ring a bell and someone from the office (there is about 6 of us) will release the gate as soon as we can. We could be on the phone, in a meeting or typing shyte into forums..... Get this turban wearing clown just now.... rang the bell 3 times in 15 seconds. He just copped a spray. Eff Wit.


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Spargo wears a turban? :shock:


;)

Well, yesterday when i saw him, he had a natural turban


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:01 pm

Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Having to FIFO into Melbourne tomorrow for a 6 hour workshop :evil:


Corporate wank. Yuck.
Can you claim frequent flyer points?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:02 pm

heater31 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Having to FIFO into Melbourne tomorrow for a 6 hour workshop :evil:


Corporate wank. Yuck.
Can you claim frequent flyer points?


Yep, as much as I have tried to avoid it a box needs to be ticked so I have to go.

Only positive is the FF points.

6.05am flight FFS :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:04 pm

Dutchy wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Having to FIFO into Melbourne tomorrow for a 6 hour workshop :evil:


Corporate wank. Yuck.
Can you claim frequent flyer points?


Yep, as much as I have tried to avoid it a box needs to be ticked so I have to go.

Only positive is the FF points.

6.05am flight FFS :(


5:15 arrival.

4:30 leave home.

4:00 wake up.

Go to be at 9 and lay awake until 11, wake up at 12:43, 1:51, 2:29.....etc.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:15 pm

Yep :(
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Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:54 pm

Check in the night before, then you only have to rock up right in boarding time (assuming you only have cabin baggage)

But yes those flights suck. We didn’t even get FF points when i worked in govt
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Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:39 pm

Last full day in Europe today, couple of days in Dubai and then back to reality. Counting down the 6 weeks until we leave for Hong Kong already
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:52 pm

Booney wrote:People who take forever to reverse out of car parks.

People who take forever to get out of car parks full stop.
Not sure why it takes people an eternity from once they open their door until leaving
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Thu Aug 23, 2018 1:31 pm

bennymacca wrote:Check in the night before, then you only have to rock up right in boarding time (assuming you only have cabin baggage)

But yes those flights suck. We didn’t even get FF points when i worked in govt

No, but on the plus side you always got to fly international in business class!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sun Aug 26, 2018 12:27 pm

The girls wanted a bit of retail therapy so I’ve bought them to Doncaster, this place is Marion on roids.
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