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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:40 am

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woodublieve12 wrote:My boss I had once, had a go at me once when I got a coffee one day when I was exhausted (I rarely did it than)
My reply was "if you are going to have a go at me for having a coffee rarely in working hours, you make sure you speak to the few blokes who go out for a smoke several times a day".. He said fair point and said enjoy your coffee


The smokers at one of my previous positions didn't like me highlighting to the management that 3 smokes a day at around 8 minutes each became 24 minutes a day ( for easy numbers ) which became 2 hours a week and across the 48 weeks you work a year (48*2=96) that was 2.5 * 38 hour weeks they weren't working and I was.

He was ok with them doing so, so I played along with the umpires call and when they went out for a smoke I went out and sat with them. He asked me once what I was doing, I said I was taking some of the 2.5 weeks he owed me 8 minutes at a time, 3 times a day.


I did the maths as well a few years ago, and basically bullied anyone that went out for a durry.

Now all the same people still work here, none of them smoke.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby David Brent » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:59 am

Love that you blokes are calling out the smokers for time wasting (I agree) but happy to sit on SAFooty all day & post away ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:04 pm

David Brent wrote:Love that you blokes are calling out the smokers for time wasting (I agree) but happy to sit on SAFooty all day & post away ;)


I'm at my work station, I'm still working, quite often on the phone while on here too.

You smoke many a day? ;) :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:05 pm

David Brent wrote:Love that you blokes are calling out the smokers for time wasting (I agree) but happy to sit on SAFooty all day & post away ;)

I have 3 screens mate and what I do is is in 90 second cycles so I have like 80 seconds to reply to emails and print stuff off or sit here scratching my balls.

On the other hand. I'm here for 9 to 10 hours a day and get paid for 7.5.

But yeah, I get your drift ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:05 pm

Booney wrote:
David Brent wrote:Love that you blokes are calling out the smokers for time wasting (I agree) but happy to sit on SAFooty all day & post away ;)


I'm at my work station, I'm still working, quite often on the phone while on here too.

You smoke many a day? ;) :D


Or ciggies? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:08 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
David Brent wrote:Love that you blokes are calling out the smokers for time wasting (I agree) but happy to sit on SAFooty all day & post away ;)

I have 3 screens mate and what I do is is in 90 second cycles so I have like 80 seconds to reply to emails and print stuff off or sit here scratching my balls.

On the other hand. I'm here for 9 to 10 hours a day and get paid for 7.5.

But yeah, I get your drift ;)


3 screens?
They all plugged in? ;)

I can only do one thing at a time so I don’t even pretend with multiple monitors :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:10 pm

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3 screens?
They all plugged in? ;)

I can only do one thing at a time so I don’t even pretend with multiple monitors :lol:


Wednesday afternoons one for emails, one for Sportsbet with my bets page open and the other for the live racing.

Two of them are huge and arched.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:12 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:I have 3 screens mate

Same. :)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:12 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
David Brent wrote:Love that you blokes are calling out the smokers for time wasting (I agree) but happy to sit on SAFooty all day & post away ;)

I have 3 screens mate and what I do is is in 90 second cycles so I have like 80 seconds to reply to emails and print stuff off or sit here scratching my balls.

On the other hand. I'm here for 9 to 10 hours a day and get paid for 7.5.

But yeah, I get your drift ;)


3 screens?
They all plugged in? ;)

I can only do one thing at a time so I don’t even pretend with multiple monitors :lol:


I've got two screens. Same deal with load times.

Here 9 hours a day, get paid 7.5.

Work efficiently, so I have ample time to talk shit on multiple platforms, as well as watch some sport while working.

I also manage the Spartans social media, coaching plans, juniors program and any other shit during work hours.

Still get at least double the work done compared to everyone else.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:14 pm

David Brent wrote:Love that you blokes are calling out the smokers for time wasting (I agree) but happy to sit on SAFooty all day & post away ;)

I only post here when I'm on my smoko. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:15 pm

The Bedge wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I have 3 screens mate

Same. :)

I tried to upload my set up but my photo says it's too big, tried via the phone too, I give up.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:16 pm

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Lightning McQueen wrote:I have 3 screens mate and what I do is is in 90 second cycles so I have like 80 seconds to reply to emails and print stuff off or sit here scratching my balls.

On the other hand. I'm here for 9 to 10 hours a day and get paid for 7.5.

But yeah, I get your drift ;)


3 screens?
They all plugged in? ;)

I can only do one thing at a time so I don’t even pretend with multiple monitors :lol:


I've got two screens. Same deal with load times.

Here 9 hours a day, get paid 7.5.

Work efficiently, so I have ample time to talk shit on multiple platforms, as well as watch some sport while working.

I also manage the Spartans social media, coaching plans, juniors program and any other shit during work hours.


Load times?
You blokes use celeron processors in your computers with dial up modem Internet?

Get a real computer and network!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:17 pm

Pseudo wrote:I only post here when I'm on my smoko. :lol:

I have Facebook friends that post TGIF memes quite often, problem is, they don't even work so what the f*** does it matter?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:19 pm

HH3 wrote:
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Lightning McQueen wrote:I have 3 screens mate and what I do is is in 90 second cycles so I have like 80 seconds to reply to emails and print stuff off or sit here scratching my balls.

On the other hand. I'm here for 9 to 10 hours a day and get paid for 7.5.

But yeah, I get your drift ;)


3 screens?
They all plugged in? ;)

I can only do one thing at a time so I don’t even pretend with multiple monitors :lol:


I've got two screens. Same deal with load times.

Here 9 hours a day, get paid 7.5.

Work efficiently, so I have ample time to talk shit on multiple platforms, as well as watch some sport while working.

I also manage the Spartans social media, coaching plans, juniors program and any other shit during work hours.

Still get at least double the work done compared to everyone else.


Comparing yourself to a fat 60 year old female you work with might be good for the self esteem but not your productivity ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:36 pm

Ages of employees here -

47, 48, 55, 57, 59, 62, 66, 67, 75...

And me at 30. (Been Operations Manager for 3 years)

This gives me the shits, because basically, both guys under 50 are drivers, so not here.

Its a f**kin retirement village here...

Basically have to "troubleshoot" computer "problems" such as terminal things like minimised windows, colour printing, emails, turning computers on...etc.

Heaters always on.

I reckon we could halve the staff and run at the same pace...but it's not up to me.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:40 pm

HH3 wrote:Ages of employees here -

47, 48, 55, 57, 59, 62, 66, 67, 75...

And me at 30. (Been Operations Manager for 3 years)

This gives me the shits, because basically, both guys under 50 are drivers, so not here.

Its a f**kin retirement village here...

Basically have to "troubleshoot" computer "problems" such as terminal things like minimised windows, colour printing, emails, turning computers on...etc.

Heaters always on.

I reckon we could halve the staff and run at the same pace...but it's not up to me.

You should take up a sport or something to let your shit out.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:41 pm

HH3 wrote:Ages of employees here -

47, 48, 55, 57, 59, 62, 66, 67, 75...

And me at 30. (Been Operations Manager for 3 years)

This gives me the shits, because basically, both guys under 50 are drivers, so not here.

Its a f**kin retirement village here...

Basically have to "troubleshoot" computer "problems" such as terminal things like minimised windows, colour printing, emails, turning computers on...etc.

Heaters always on.

I reckon we could halve the staff and run at the same pace...but it's not up to me.


Do you's get "nap time"?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:43 pm

HH3 wrote:Ages of employees here -

47, 48, 55, 57, 59, 62, 66, 67, 75...

And me at 30. (Been Operations Manager for 3 years)

This gives me the shits, because basically, both guys under 50 are drivers, so not here.

Its a f**kin retirement village here...

Basically have to "troubleshoot" computer "problems" such as terminal things like minimised windows, colour printing, emails, turning computers on...etc.

Heaters always on.

I reckon we could halve the staff and run at the same pace...but it's not up to me.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:45 pm

I think modern medicine has a lot to answer for, put it that way.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:53 pm

Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:Ages of employees here -

47, 48, 55, 57, 59, 62, 66, 67, 75...



Ageist.

Ours:
Males, 21, 30, 35, 40, 2x43, 44, 45, 46 & 2x60.
Females: 2x19, 20, 21, 2x23, 26, 30, 36, 43, 2x46, 47 & 49.

That's in our main area, there's other smaller areas that we don't see much.
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