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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:35 am

Found out last night that our 2yr old lab takes a toy to a small gap in the fence where our neighbours daughters (3 x 6 and under) all happily throw the plastic red bone for her to chase....

Yet with us, she does the typical "i want you to throw the ball/toy, but i dont wanna give it to you"
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:59 pm

Sir Paul McCartney made mention he and John Lennon once masturbated together, a very funny man on Twitter came up with this "response" from Liam Gallagher. ******* funny. :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:43 pm

Booney wrote:Sir Paul McCartney made mention he and John Lennon once masturbated together, a very funny man on Twitter came up with this "response" from Liam Gallagher. ******* funny. :lol:

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I just read that in his accent too lol
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:07 pm

Noticing that Morrell was logged into the site... presumably while his missus drove him to Port Hughes :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:21 pm

Corona Man wrote:Noticing that Morrell was logged into the site... presumably while his missus drove him to Port Hughes :lol:


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:14 am

Two made me laugh moments last night.

Turning right off of Port Wakefield Road on to Montague Road and noticed the sequence was out of whack, seemed strange, we went another complete rotation and still had not got a turn so I pulled out and turned on to Churchill Road North to get across. Got to the intersection and noticed both cars at the front of each queue were about a car length from the big white line, yep, they all missed another rotation, IDIOTS! And they were both cursing.

Watching the dogs on sky racing and there was a dog paying $1.15, one announcer said "$1.15 is far too short for me to have a punt, I wouldn't even bet on the sun coming up tomorrow at them odds" I found it funny.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:55 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Two made me laugh moments last night.

Turning right off of Port Wakefield Road on to Montague Road and noticed the sequence was out of whack, seemed strange, we went another complete rotation and still had not got a turn so I pulled out and turned on to Churchill Road North to get across. Got to the intersection and noticed both cars at the front of each queue were about a car length from the big white line, yep, they all missed another rotation, IDIOTS! And they were both cursing.

Watching the dogs on sky racing and there was a dog paying $1.15, one announcer said "$1.15 is far too short for me to have a punt, I wouldn't even bet on the sun coming up tomorrow at them odds" I found it funny.

Good ole Jason Lincoln by the sounds of it. Has a horrible strike rate when tipping on air!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:14 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Two made me laugh moments last night.

Turning right off of Port Wakefield Road on to Montague Road and noticed the sequence was out of whack, seemed strange, we went another complete rotation and still had not got a turn so I pulled out and turned on to Churchill Road North to get across. Got to the intersection and noticed both cars at the front of each queue were about a car length from the big white line, yep, they all missed another rotation, IDIOTS! And they were both cursing.

Watching the dogs on sky racing and there was a dog paying $1.15, one announcer said "$1.15 is far too short for me to have a punt, I wouldn't even bet on the sun coming up tomorrow at them odds" I found it funny.

Good ole Jason Lincoln by the sounds of it. Has a horrible strike rate when tipping on air!

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Mon Sep 17, 2018 12:07 pm

Going to the prelim final to do some research on one specific team for the GF, only for them to get beaten by 10 goals and not score a goal for the whole game :oops: :oops:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Mon Sep 17, 2018 12:14 pm

Dutchy wrote:Going to the prelim final to do some research on one specific team for the GF, only for them to get beaten by 10 goals and not score a goal for the whole game :oops: :oops:

Makes for an easy report to match committee!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Mon Sep 17, 2018 12:59 pm

The Collingwood supporters at my work all convincing each other they will get past Richmond on Friday night :lol:

The guy in the office next to mine is a Melbourne supporter, he asked me what its like to be a Hawthorn fan, spending time in the wilderness, and said that Clarko's game plan just doesn't stand up in September. I asked if he could lend me a map of said "wilderness", after 53 years your mob must know it like the back of your hand.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:44 pm

Corona Man wrote:said that Clarko's game plan just doesn't stand up in September.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:48 pm

In fairness (and over his career it’s a stupid comment) his recent finals appearances haven’t been great
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:38 am

Not funny for the person involved but driving to work a jogger being swooped by a magpie in the south parklands . I had tears rolling down my cheeks
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:42 am

Brodlach wrote:Not funny for the person involved but driving to work a jogger being swooped by a magpie in the south parklands . I had tears rolling down my cheeks
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:43 am

Vicious bastards. Might be an omen for Friday
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:59 am

Brodlach wrote:Not funny for the person involved but driving to work a jogger being swooped by a magpie in the south parklands . I had tears rolling down my cheeks


Saw one at Campbelltown Oval years ago swooping a poor young boundary umpire, poor kid was so scared but couldn't run away :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:07 am

Dutchy wrote:
Saw one at Campbelltown Oval years ago swooping a poor young boundary umpire, poor kid was so scared but couldn't run away :lol:

I had a freshly shaved scone years back as we had a Sunday training session at Kilburn Oval in preparation of a GF at that venue the following week, got out my car took two steps and thought someone had chucked a handful of rocks at me, this thing beaked me about 10 times in a few seconds and left me with blood pissing out of my head.

Got out of training though.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:59 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Saw one at Campbelltown Oval years ago swooping a poor young boundary umpire, poor kid was so scared but couldn't run away :lol:

I had a freshly shaved scone years back as we had a Sunday training session at Kilburn Oval in preparation of a GF at that venue the following week, got out my car took two steps and thought someone had chucked a handful of rocks at me, this thing beaked me about 10 times in a few seconds and left me with blood pissing out of my head.

Got out of training though.

Should've painted eyes on the back of yer bonce. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:12 pm

Pseudo wrote:Should've painted eyes on the back of yer bonce. :lol:


Should've worn a propeller hat, it was pretty funny for the onlookers apparently seeing me get an air raid from the red baron unexpectedly.
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