am Bays wrote:Dear Diary
I feel dirty and confused.
A great bloke is playing for North, Lewie Hender. Ripping lad. As a Bays fans I am finding myself supporting North in a finals series and hoping they win.
This isn't normal and this goes against all I hold near and dear to me.
Why are North recruiting good blokes like Lewie instead of d!ckheads like Antrobus, Hart and Jarman??
Please help
Cheers
Conflicted
Dear Conflicted,
As a Bay supporter, you sympathise with North's lengthy premiership drought and appreciate the exciting, dashing ways of its players. This is logical and normal human behaviour. Do not challenge your feelings. In fact, I say go with the flow and embrace your inner Rooster, which may still be present after last night's take-away tea. As Oscar Wilde said, 'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.'
Antrobus, Hart and Jarman put their hands up to play, but the club gently reminded them that they are too old.
Kind regards,
Dr Phil.