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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:06 pm

Brodlach wrote:So you did have lunch with Booney and Johno today?


Nah Booneys annoyed at me for stumping him on something on Facebook.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:07 pm

HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Imagine the old boilers in the office sitting back and enjoying life without the know-it-all young prick there for the week telling them how to turn their monitor on or how to process an order.

:lol:


One of them couldn't work out an order for 1 ctn of toilet paper today.

The PO had the product code, the carton quantity, the product description and the price.

She invoiced a completely different product the cost twice as much, and emailed the invoice to them.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:08 pm

HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Imagine the old boilers in the office sitting back and enjoying life without the know-it-all young prick there for the week telling them how to turn their monitor on or how to process an order.

:lol:


One of them couldn't work out an order for 1 ctn of toilet paper today.

The PO had the product code, the carton quantity, the product description and the price.

She invoiced a completely different product the cost twice as much, and emailed the invoice to them.

F**kin rocket surgeon.


At least she is "upselling"
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:10 pm

Corona Man wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Imagine the old boilers in the office sitting back and enjoying life without the know-it-all young prick there for the week telling them how to turn their monitor on or how to process an order.

:lol:


One of them couldn't work out an order for 1 ctn of toilet paper today.

The PO had the product code, the carton quantity, the product description and the price.

She invoiced a completely different product the cost twice as much, and emailed the invoice to them.

F**kin rocket surgeon.


At least she is "upselling"


In the biz, we call it "upsetting customers".

Im surprised Booney actually got his order.

I'll give them credit for that.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:13 pm

We got a heap of stuff we didn't order. Spargo has it in his van.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:14 pm

Booney wrote:We got a heap of stuff we didn't order. Spargo has it in his van.


Who do I put my order in too?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:15 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:We got a heap of stuff we didn't order. Spargo has it in his van.


Who do I put my order in too?

Certainly no one in HH3’s office
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:34 pm

Brodlach wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:We got a heap of stuff we didn't order. Spargo has it in his van.


Who do I put my order in too?

Certainly no one in HH3’s office


True dat
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:37 pm

HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Imagine the old boilers in the office sitting back and enjoying life without the know-it-all young prick there for the week telling them how to turn their monitor on or how to process an order.

:lol:


One of them couldn't work out an order for 1 ctn of toilet paper today.

The PO had the product code, the carton quantity, the product description and the price.

She invoiced a completely different product the cost twice as much, and emailed the invoice to them.

F**kin rocket surgeon.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:45 pm

Spargo wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Imagine the old boilers in the office sitting back and enjoying life without the know-it-all young prick there for the week telling them how to turn their monitor on or how to process an order.

:lol:


One of them couldn't work out an order for 1 ctn of toilet paper today.

The PO had the product code, the carton quantity, the product description and the price.

She invoiced a completely different product the cost twice as much, and emailed the invoice to them.

F**kin rocket surgeon.


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Sorry

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:15 pm

The LOW SECURITY prisoner going on the run at OTR.

Even funnier are the spud parents from Charles Campbell across the road being outraged that the school wasn't locked down when it happened :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:21 pm

Footy Chick wrote:The LOW SECURITY prisoner going on the run at OTR.

Even funnier are the spud parents from Charles Campbell across the road being outraged that the school wasn't locked down when it happened :lol:



And these peanuts are protesting about being privatised :roll:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:11 pm

I've been on to our IT dept to get a blanket change done to heap of products that I think are set up incorrectly I have to change manually every time we run them.

A dude from IT replied with a list of jobs that my request affects and asked me to run my eyes over them so he can go ahead with the changes, there are 13,902 products and it was a 483 page spreadsheet.

I guess I did ask LOL.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:02 am

Mrs Spargo just dropped Miss 5 & 8 at school and on returning home has discovered they have swapped a couple of dozen household items with their Coles mini counterparts.
Coffee, Weetbix, Nutella, Teabags, Milk, Juice etc - all replaced :lol:
Good luck finding where they’ve hidden the real ones...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:04 am

Spargo wrote:Mrs Spargo just dropped Miss 5 & 8 at school and on returning home has discovered they have swapped a couple of dozen household items with their Coles mini counterparts.
Coffee, Weetbix, Nutella, Teabags, Milk, Juice etc - all replaced :lol:
Good luck finding where they’ve hidden the real ones...

Milk LOL
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:51 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:I've been on to our IT dept to get a blanket change done to heap of products that I think are set up incorrectly I have to change manually every time we run them.

A dude from IT replied with a list of jobs that my request affects and asked me to run my eyes over them so he can go ahead with the changes, there are 13,902 products and it was a 483 page spreadsheet.

I guess I did ask LOL.


Surely they have a "Bulk Change" option? Fill in the criteria of required change, select product range, then press a button and all should be updated.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:58 am

JK wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I've been on to our IT dept to get a blanket change done to heap of products that I think are set up incorrectly I have to change manually every time we run them.

A dude from IT replied with a list of jobs that my request affects and asked me to run my eyes over them so he can go ahead with the changes, there are 13,902 products and it was a 483 page spreadsheet.

I guess I did ask LOL.


Surely they have a "Bulk Change" option? Fill in the criteria of required change, select product range, then press a button and all should be updated.

Yeah, he does, there is one major customer that we can't enforce what I'm proposing and then a few random jobs here and there that need excluding, he doesn't want to pull the trigger on it all and then have to revert a heap back, I could see his point, I've left it a couple of days to make it look like I went through them all.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Sep 28, 2018 2:29 pm

This group is basically people whinging about every single thing.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Oct 02, 2018 9:35 am

Hearing pretty much the whole office go "ugh" simultaneously upon one person's arrival.

We have someone been here for nearly a year now and she has a loud grating voice, talks over everyone and screams out from one end of the office to the other, we call her CAPS LOCK.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby DOC » Tue Oct 02, 2018 9:44 am

Well she's working two jobs then but we call her Google.
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