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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Oct 02, 2018 11:13 am

DOC wrote:Well she's working two jobs then but we call her Google.


RB wrote:Three jobs, actually. We don't have a nickname for her though. Boy am I glad she isn't in today, I don't think I could handle her first day back after a long weekend.

You can both have her back, especially today, and our coffee machine was broken.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Oct 02, 2018 11:17 am

DOC wrote:Well she's working two jobs then but we call her Google.

We had a pay lady here years ago and no shit she could see around corners with her eyes, you just didn't know where to stand when you were talking to her, we called her Google.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:21 pm

TWU protest at airport.
4 people!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:22 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:TWU protest at airport.
4 people!


United we stan...oh, wait a minute.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:28 am

After applying for the Ingle Farm A grade coaching position back in August, and not hearing anything from them for 5 weeks, finally got a call yesterday afternoon from the footy director/chairman.

He had a "proposal/vision" that in his words he felt was "the next stepping stone towards being an A grade coach" (bearing in mind I've coached the B grade last 5yrs and been A grade assistant).. ok no worries, what's your proposal champ..

"I want you to coach the C grade, and train them on a different night to the main group with the U16 kids" :lol:

Someone please explain to me how this is a step closer to an A grade role??

Then I asked, well what about the current C grade coach, have you spoken to him - "He's probably going to coach the B grade" :shock:

Don't know whether to laugh or cry lol. :lol: :oops:

Sad part is I've actually given it some thought today even though I suspect the reasoning behind the idea is so they have a babysitter to take the very ordinary lower end C graders away so they don't have to deal with them, while also keeping most their top end playing group that would've quit or left with me.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:34 am

The Bedge wrote:After applying for the Ingle Farm A grade coaching position back in August, and not hearing anything from them for 5 weeks, finally got a call yesterday afternoon from the footy director/chairman.

He had a "proposal/vision" that in his words he felt was "the next stepping stone towards being an A grade coach" (bearing in mind I've coached the B grade last 5yrs and been A grade assistant).. ok no worries, what's your proposal champ..

"I want you to coach the C grade, and train them on a different night to the main group with the U16 kids" :lol:

Someone please explain to me how this is a step closer to an A grade role??

Then I asked, well what about the current C grade coach, have you spoken to him - "He's probably going to coach the B grade" :shock:

Don't know whether to laugh or cry lol. :lol: :oops:

Sad part is I've actually given it some thought today even though I suspect the reasoning behind the idea is so they have a babysitter to take the very ordinary lower end C graders away so they don't have to deal with them, while also keeping most their top end playing group that would've quit or left with me.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:39 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
The Bedge wrote:After applying for the Ingle Farm A grade coaching position back in August, and not hearing anything from them for 5 weeks, finally got a call yesterday afternoon from the footy director/chairman.

He had a "proposal/vision" that in his words he felt was "the next stepping stone towards being an A grade coach" (bearing in mind I've coached the B grade last 5yrs and been A grade assistant).. ok no worries, what's your proposal champ..

"I want you to coach the C grade, and train them on a different night to the main group with the U16 kids" :lol:

Someone please explain to me how this is a step closer to an A grade role??

Then I asked, well what about the current C grade coach, have you spoken to him - "He's probably going to coach the B grade" :shock:

Don't know whether to laugh or cry lol. :lol: :oops:

Sad part is I've actually given it some thought today even though I suspect the reasoning behind the idea is so they have a babysitter to take the very ordinary lower end C graders away so they don't have to deal with them, while also keeping most their top end playing group that would've quit or left with me.


1 step back for 2 step forwards.....


2 steps back for no steps forward if you coach the ‘C’ grade.
Tell them thanks but no thanks and apply elsewhere.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:40 am

Yeah, Id take that as a slap in the face.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:17 am

The Bedge wrote:After applying for the Ingle Farm A grade coaching position back in August, and not hearing anything from them for 5 weeks, finally got a call yesterday afternoon from the footy director/chairman.

He had a "proposal/vision" that in his words he felt was "the next stepping stone towards being an A grade coach" (bearing in mind I've coached the B grade last 5yrs and been A grade assistant).. ok no worries, what's your proposal champ..

"I want you to coach the C grade, and train them on a different night to the main group with the U16 kids" :lol:

Someone please explain to me how this is a step closer to an A grade role??

Then I asked, well what about the current C grade coach, have you spoken to him - "He's probably going to coach the B grade" :shock:

Don't know whether to laugh or cry lol. :lol: :oops:

Sad part is I've actually given it some thought today even though I suspect the reasoning behind the idea is so they have a babysitter to take the very ordinary lower end C graders away so they don't have to deal with them, while also keeping most their top end playing group that would've quit or left with me.

Mate, you've busted your arse for that joint for a while for very little, probably at a huge loss when you work out how much piss and food you consume there, have a year to dust yourself off, a few Saturday arvo's with the family and go to the games that you want to go to, whether it be the Power, Ingle Farm or Nunawading.

They're doing you a favour mate.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:22 am

Very poor by them
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:34 am

Pretty ordinary. I'd imagine they wouldn't have been inundated with applications?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:41 am

Booney wrote:Pretty ordinary. I'd imagine they wouldn't have been inundated with applications?

Phillips wouldn't have come cheap.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:50 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Pretty ordinary. I'd imagine they wouldn't have been inundated with applications?

Phillips wouldn't have come cheap.


Not sure Booney would be aware of the fact that the General is coaching the Farmers
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:59 am

Booney wrote:Pretty ordinary. I'd imagine they wouldn't have been inundated with applications?

Nah they weren't they opted to head hunt a coach instead.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:05 pm

IMO it is really disrespectful
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:11 pm

That's a disgrace. Either apply somewhere else if you can or do what LM suggested enjoy a year off
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:16 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Pretty ordinary. I'd imagine they wouldn't have been inundated with applications?

Phillips wouldn't have come cheap.


Not sure Booney would be aware of the fact that the General is coaching the Farmers


I am, I read the papers. ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:01 pm

It was in the paper?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:15 pm

Footy Chick wrote:It was in the paper?

No dear.

Did you get your lightning and thunder last night?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:23 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:It was in the paper?

No dear.

Did you get your lightning and thunder last night?


Was there thunder and lightning?

Wish somebody bombarded my social media feeds with photos....






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