Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:37 am

Booney wrote:Some manual labor over the weekend and my lower back is one false move away from going "ping".

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:14 am

Persons who sit directly behind you at a concert, and belt out the lyrics of almost every song in full voice, wildly off-key and buggering up the occasional lyric. I didn't fork out ninety something dollars to listen to you wail like a bitch in heat, you prick. If you love the sound of your own voice so much then stay at home with a karaoke machine - and don't give up your day job. Arsehole.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:24 am

Pseudo wrote:Persons who sit directly behind you at a concert, and belt out the lyrics of almost every song in full voice, wildly off-key and buggering up the occasional lyric. I didn't fork out ninety something dollars to listen to you wail like a bitch in heat, you prick. If you love the sound of your own voice so much then stay at home with a karaoke machine - and don't give up your day job. Arsehole.


What concert was it?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:26 am

Booney wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Persons who sit directly behind you at a concert, and belt out the lyrics of almost every song in full voice, wildly off-key and buggering up the occasional lyric. I didn't fork out ninety something dollars to listen to you wail like a bitch in heat, you prick. If you love the sound of your own voice so much then stay at home with a karaoke machine - and don't give up your day job. Arsehole.


What concert was it?

https://www.festival.melbourne/2018/eve ... 7qdX7y8j7A
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:33 am

People who sit at concerts
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:57 am

Q. wrote:People who sit at concerts


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:44 am

Q. wrote:People who sit at concerts

It shat Matt Johnson too; he made everyone stand up!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:46 pm

Q. wrote:People who sit at concerts


After going off like a mad man at many punk and metal gigs at Thebby over the years, I went to The Tea Party and The Superjesus show there a few years back. Walked in, seats everywhere on the floor. People were half sitting half standing during the show, crouched over not knowing what they should be doing
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:50 pm

Hearing of an altercation a friend had while at an eye specialist today...

“A teenage boy with down syndrome came in. He sat and was saying hello to everyone, no one responded. And he started singing and the other patients were getting annoyed and making it known, his poor mum was trying to make him stop. She looked a bit uncomfortable because of everyone scuffing anf groaning etc.
I spoke to the boy. He was lovely. And his voice was lovely. Wasn't even singing that loud!
Then one bloke turned around and said to his mum " should have got rid of him when you pregnant "
Well that comment made me snap! I lost it!!!! The poor mum was in tears, i just sat mext to her and gave her a hug and held her hand.
Then the nurses moved them to a private area

I was furious!”

With all the bad things that happen to good people, it’s not fair that some piece of shit like that is still freely upright. I’ve a brother with Down Syndrome and if I heard that I don’t know how I would have reacted
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:03 pm

Some people are just horrid!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:10 pm

RustyCage wrote:Hearing of an altercation a friend had while at an eye specialist today...

“A teenage boy with down syndrome came in. He sat and was saying hello to everyone, no one responded. And he started singing and the other patients were getting annoyed and making it known, his poor mum was trying to make him stop. She looked a bit uncomfortable because of everyone scuffing anf groaning etc.
I spoke to the boy. He was lovely. And his voice was lovely. Wasn't even singing that loud!
Then one bloke turned around and said to his mum " should have got rid of him when you pregnant "
Well that comment made me snap! I lost it!!!! The poor mum was in tears, i just sat mext to her and gave her a hug and held her hand.
Then the nurses moved them to a private area

I was furious!”

With all the bad things that happen to good people, it’s not fair that some piece of shit like that is still freely upright. I’ve a brother with Down Syndrome and if I heard that I don’t know how I would have reacted



:shock:

I would have said back to this prick that his mother should have dropped him at birth and **** off back to your cave neanderthal!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:23 am

RustyCage wrote:Hearing of an altercation a friend had while at an eye specialist today...

“A teenage boy with down syndrome came in. He sat and was saying hello to everyone, no one responded. And he started singing and the other patients were getting annoyed and making it known, his poor mum was trying to make him stop. She looked a bit uncomfortable because of everyone scuffing anf groaning etc.
I spoke to the boy. He was lovely. And his voice was lovely. Wasn't even singing that loud!
Then one bloke turned around and said to his mum " should have got rid of him when you pregnant "
Well that comment made me snap! I lost it!!!! The poor mum was in tears, i just sat mext to her and gave her a hug and held her hand.
Then the nurses moved them to a private area

I was furious!”

With all the bad things that happen to good people, it’s not fair that some piece of shit like that is still freely upright. I’ve a brother with Down Syndrome and if I heard that I don’t know how I would have reacted


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stan » Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:29 am

What can you say. People are just shit sometimes they really are.

Maybe more than sometimes, seems to be we as a people are becoming more and more shit as time goes on.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:54 am

RustyCage wrote:Hearing of an altercation a friend had while at an eye specialist today...

“A teenage boy with down syndrome came in. He sat and was saying hello to everyone, no one responded. And he started singing and the other patients were getting annoyed and making it known, his poor mum was trying to make him stop. She looked a bit uncomfortable because of everyone scuffing anf groaning etc.
I spoke to the boy. He was lovely. And his voice was lovely. Wasn't even singing that loud!
Then one bloke turned around and said to his mum " should have got rid of him when you pregnant "
Well that comment made me snap! I lost it!!!! The poor mum was in tears, i just sat mext to her and gave her a hug and held her hand.
Then the nurses moved them to a private area

I was furious!”

With all the bad things that happen to good people, it’s not fair that some piece of shit like that is still freely upright. I’ve a brother with Down Syndrome and if I heard that I don’t know how I would have reacted

Hmmm I reckon I would have slapped him around a few times for good measure.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:25 pm

Unbelievable. The prick should have been put into next week.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:54 pm

absolute C### of a human... I hate that word but that is the best way i can describe him
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:02 pm

What an arsehat. Karma is a vengeful elephant, he'll get his one day.

I know on the scheme of things my shitty thing probably doesn't compare- but it gives me the shits when the work internet doesnt work and everything you do is web based and they wont let us go home.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:15 pm

Footy Chick wrote:What an arsehat. Karma is a vengeful elephant, he'll get his one day.

I know on the scheme of things my shitty thing probably doesn't compare- but it gives me the shits when the work internet doesnt work and everything you do is web based and they wont let us go home.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Tiger83 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:57 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:absolute C### of a human... I hate that word but that is the best way i can describe him


I love the word coz it perfectly describes human filth like that absolute effstick. I would like to think I would have belted the prick too, but that makes you no better that him.

Well done to you who sat with that poor mother. I fear she deals with that sort of crap quite regularly.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:26 am

So this morning, someone here tells me their computers been a bit iffy lately, and they fiddle with it and it works, but today it's dead. Can I have a look?

I go in there. The covers off the side, I can see the fan spinning, the computers on. Screens black.

I push the monitor cable into the socket properly, and whatdayaknow? Its on.

This person has thought their computer was f**ked for weeks.

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