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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:26 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Yeah it doesnt help when the Manager isnt strict on things.
Our policy is for mondays, fridays and before/after public holidays then a Doc certificate is needed.
If she is never there, they could just make her job part time?? But that might suit her more...

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It kills her area, they already got downsized once about 12 months ago and whinged that they were all over-worked, obviously not the case.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:31 am

It all lies with her manager then.

It's very, very easy to get signed off as unfit to attend work, if requested it isn't as easy to get signed off as fit to attend work if her medical certificates are all considered.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:38 am

Booney wrote:It all lies with her manager then.

It's very, very easy to get signed off as unfit to attend work, if requested it isn't as easy to get signed off as fit to attend work if her medical certificates are all considered.

Yep, everyone blames the girl, I blame poor management for not nipping it in the bud.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:43 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:It all lies with her manager then.

It's very, very easy to get signed off as unfit to attend work, if requested it isn't as easy to get signed off as fit to attend work if her medical certificates are all considered.

Yep, everyone blames the girl, I blame poor management for not nipping it in the bud.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:56 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:It all lies with her manager then.

It's very, very easy to get signed off as unfit to attend work, if requested it isn't as easy to get signed off as fit to attend work if her medical certificates are all considered.

Yep, everyone blames the girl, I blame poor management for not nipping it in the bud.


They're both to blame.

If she's used her sick days already, they can just not pay her. I'm sure she'd start coming in more if it effected her income.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:03 am

HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:It all lies with her manager then.

It's very, very easy to get signed off as unfit to attend work, if requested it isn't as easy to get signed off as fit to attend work if her medical certificates are all considered.

Yep, everyone blames the girl, I blame poor management for not nipping it in the bud.


They're both to blame.

If she's used her sick days already, they can just not pay her. I'm sure she'd start coming in more if it effected her income.

That horse bolted a while back, being broke and whinging about it doesn't seem to faze her.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:13 am

Well, as @Footy Chick would say.....c**ts f**ked!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:14 am

HH3 wrote:Well, as @Footy Chick would say.....c**ts f**ked!

Yeah, I can hear her utter them words in my head.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:20 am

*Opens Chrome*

*Hits "S" safooty.net pops up*

*Logs in*

"You've been tagged in a topic"

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:22 am

Booney wrote:*Opens Chrome*

*Hits "S" safooty.net pops up*

*Logs in*

"You've been tagged in a topic"

:lol:


When she sees who tagged her, Im sure she already knows it's gonna be annoying :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:40 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:51 am

Bunnings, onions must now be on the bottom of the sausage to avoid spillage and potential slip hazards. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:52 am

Booney wrote:Bunnings, onions must now be on the bottom of the sausage to avoid spillage and potential slip hazards. :lol:

Many deaths caused by onions on top ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:51 am

Brodlach wrote:
Booney wrote:Bunnings, onions must now be on the bottom of the sausage to avoid spillage and potential slip hazards. :lol:

Many deaths caused by onions on top ;)


OH&S at its finest!

Although I don’t mind the idea as the amount of times my son drops his bloody onions in the back seat of the car on the way home, I’m all for onions on the bottom.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:02 am

If you can't eat a sausage and onion in bread without endangering your life the gene pool doesn't need you.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby stan » Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:05 am

Booney wrote:If you can't eat a sausage and onion in bread without endangering your life the gene pool doesn't need you.
Pretty much my thoughts exactly.

This is on par with another talking about putting barcodes on money because people can't count.

FFS we are really doing well as a race at the moment.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:09 am

stan wrote:
Booney wrote:If you can't eat a sausage and onion in bread without endangering your life the gene pool doesn't need you.
Pretty much my thoughts exactly.

This is on par with another talking about putting barcodes on money because people can't count.

FFS we are really doing well as a race at the moment.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:26 am

Booney wrote:If you can't eat a sausage and onion in bread without endangering your life the gene pool doesn't need you.


I know you're taking the piss here - however one generally wouldn't endanger their own life by a piece of onion falling off their snag and lets face it - some operators are pretty slack in their placement of onion.

However an unsuspecting bystander may have fallen and done themselves a mischief as a result of said fallen onion.

Unfortunately, it's the litigious world we live in nowadays .
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:27 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:If you can't eat a sausage and onion in bread without endangering your life the gene pool doesn't need you.


I know you're taking the piss here - however one generally wouldn't endanger their own life by a piece of onion falling off their snag and lets face it - some operators are pretty slack in their placement of onion.

However an unsuspecting bystander may have fallen and done themselves a mischief as a result of said fallen onion.

Unfortunately, it's the litigious world we live in nowadays .


"Operator"
"Done themselves a mischief"

You've been looking at too many memes :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:29 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:If you can't eat a sausage and onion in bread without endangering your life the gene pool doesn't need you.


I know you're taking the piss here - however one generally wouldn't endanger their own life by a piece of onion falling off their snag and lets face it - some operators are pretty slack in their placement of onion.

However an unsuspecting bystander may have fallen and done themselves a mischief as a result of said fallen onion.

Unfortunately, it's the litigious world we live in nowadays .


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