Things that give you the sh1ts

Anything!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Fri Nov 16, 2018 4:22 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:Roll up, walk in the door, phones already ringing, no ones picking it up, HH3 picks up, its a complete tosser, tosser swears at HH3, HH3 tells drivers to take their time with this "urgent" delivery....

Happy Friday.


I can cheer you up. I rolled in late after lawn bowls last night, boss had a bacon and egg sandwich on my desk and tells me he's going around 10:30 and won't be back.


I can also cheer you up. I just got up after a fair few froffs last night. Heading into town for “brunch” and then going to wander down to Adelaide Oval and watch some cricket with some beers.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk


I'll await your mandatory FB post :lol:


Na not today. I was incognito.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
User avatar
The Ash Man
Coach
 
 
Posts: 5506
Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:33 pm
Has liked: 381 times
Been liked: 260 times
Grassroots Team: Hope Valley

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Grenville » Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:09 pm

.
Last edited by Grenville on Sat Nov 17, 2018 7:06 am, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Grenville
Veteran
 
 
Posts: 3709
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:53 pm
Has liked: 262 times
Been liked: 761 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:31 pm

Moviprep.
User avatar
DOC
Coach
 
 
Posts: 17913
Joined: Wed May 16, 2007 7:15 pm
Has liked: 723 times
Been liked: 2076 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Kahuna » Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:31 pm

Grenville wrote:Had a few beers and some whiskey and drys. After tea have had an explosive case of the green apple splatters.



Good to know. Thanks.
Kahuna
League - Top 5
 
 
Posts: 2510
Joined: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:15 pm
Has liked: 499 times
Been liked: 187 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:10 am

******* Xmas happening again this year. Every year, really?
PAFC. Forever.

LOOK OUT, WE'RE COMING!
User avatar
Booney
Coach
 
 
Posts: 58211
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:47 pm
Location: Alberton proud
Has liked: 7467 times
Been liked: 10755 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:12 am

Booney wrote:******* Xmas happening again this year. Every year, really?

Tis' the season to be jolly.
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
 
Posts: 51284
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has liked: 4339 times
Been liked: 7902 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:31 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:******* Xmas happening again this year. Every year, really?

Tis' the season to be jolly.


Two things :

1 - I am as agnostic as anyone can be, I think it's the height of hypocrisy for me to "celebrate" Christmas, in what people see as its "true" form in anyway. I can't and I won't.

2 - The ridiculous expectations people put on themselves and in turn others. Every food stuff known to man, we have to have this, we have to have that, we need 4 desserts, we need Xmas napkins, we need tinsel....no we ******* don't.

What we need, at Xmas in my view, is our loved ones in our family and friends around us, an opportunity to put our feet up and enjoy a break from the hectic day to day life we all lead year round. Instead we spend weeks and weeks leading up to it fretting over who is doing this, who is doing that, where am I going to get some ******* napkins with ******* snow men on there....SNOW MEN FFS!!
PAFC. Forever.

LOOK OUT, WE'RE COMING!
User avatar
Booney
Coach
 
 
Posts: 58211
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:47 pm
Location: Alberton proud
Has liked: 7467 times
Been liked: 10755 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:35 am

^ spot on
Matty Wade is a star and deserves more respect from the forum family!
User avatar
mighty_tiger_79
Coach
 
Posts: 56642
Joined: Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:29 pm
Location: at the TAB
Has liked: 11805 times
Been liked: 3582 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:44 am

Exactly how I feel too Boon.
I TOLD YOU SO

2013/14 NFL Tipping Comp Champion
User avatar
HH3
Coach
 
Posts: 11641
Joined: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:14 pm
Has liked: 3301 times
Been liked: 2432 times
Grassroots Team: North Haven

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:46 am

Booney wrote:
Two things :

1 - I am as agnostic as anyone can be, I think it's the height of hypocrisy for me to "celebrate" Christmas, in what people see as its "true" form in anyway. I can't and I won't.

2 - The ridiculous expectations people put on themselves and in turn others. Every food stuff known to man, we have to have this, we have to have that, we need 4 desserts, we need Xmas napkins, we need tinsel....no we ******* don't.

What we need, at Xmas in my view, is our loved ones in our family and friends around us, an opportunity to put our feet up and enjoy a break from the hectic day to day life we all lead year round. Instead we spend weeks and weeks leading up to it fretting over who is doing this, who is doing that, where am I going to get some ******* napkins with ******* snow men on there....SNOW MEN FFS!!


I get what you're putting down, we're moving into a smaller house yet we were expecting 4 or 5 interstate family members staying with us, now they aren't sure if they are coming so I've said to put a line through it and just tell them a flat no.
Then we'll have a houseful regardless, dilly-dallying around what everyone else is doing and trying to find the one main meal that suits all.
Not that I care too much but they outlay vs return is of a horrendous number, the missus has to buy for everyone and her budget blows out beyond ridiculous proportions but there was one little thing that I asked but I know it wont happen.
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
 
Posts: 51284
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has liked: 4339 times
Been liked: 7902 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:47 am

When Mrs HH3 asks what I want for Xmas, my reply is "You not spending any money"...

I never get what I want.
I TOLD YOU SO

2013/14 NFL Tipping Comp Champion
User avatar
HH3
Coach
 
Posts: 11641
Joined: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:14 pm
Has liked: 3301 times
Been liked: 2432 times
Grassroots Team: North Haven

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:48 am

HH3 wrote:When Mrs HH3 asks what I want for Xmas, my reply is "You not spending any money"...

I never get what I want.


Do you ever get what you need?
1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015.... And don't you forget it!
User avatar
Corona Man
Coach
 
 
Posts: 12397
Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:28 pm
Location: Near the Beer Fridge
Has liked: 1275 times
Been liked: 3461 times
Grassroots Team: Echunga

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:49 am

We put too much emphasis on the shit that isn't important and too little on the things that are, IMO.
PAFC. Forever.

LOOK OUT, WE'RE COMING!
User avatar
Booney
Coach
 
 
Posts: 58211
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:47 pm
Location: Alberton proud
Has liked: 7467 times
Been liked: 10755 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:53 am

Corona Man wrote:
HH3 wrote:When Mrs HH3 asks what I want for Xmas, my reply is "You not spending any money"...

I never get what I want.


Do you ever get what you need?


I need her to not spend any money, so no.
I TOLD YOU SO

2013/14 NFL Tipping Comp Champion
User avatar
HH3
Coach
 
Posts: 11641
Joined: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:14 pm
Has liked: 3301 times
Been liked: 2432 times
Grassroots Team: North Haven

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:57 am

HH3 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
HH3 wrote:When Mrs HH3 asks what I want for Xmas, my reply is "You not spending any money"...

I never get what I want.


Do you ever get what you need?


I need her to not spend any money, so no.

Not a Rolling Stones fan then?
1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015.... And don't you forget it!
User avatar
Corona Man
Coach
 
 
Posts: 12397
Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:28 pm
Location: Near the Beer Fridge
Has liked: 1275 times
Been liked: 3461 times
Grassroots Team: Echunga

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:58 am

Totally agree on all counts, Mr. Boon.

I told Mrs. C. that I wouldn't mind just the two of us staying home this year, but she knows we'd run the risk of offending people by not being around.

I can't ******* stand Xmas and all the obligations (presents and presence) that go with it.
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
User avatar
Failed Creation
Coach
 
 
Posts: 21219
Joined: Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:42 am
Location: Location, Location.
Has liked: 3307 times
Been liked: 613 times
Grassroots Team: Gawler Central

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:00 am

AND it all starts in November....
PAFC. Forever.

LOOK OUT, WE'RE COMING!
User avatar
Booney
Coach
 
 
Posts: 58211
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:47 pm
Location: Alberton proud
Has liked: 7467 times
Been liked: 10755 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:16 am

BAH HUMBUG!
2017 safooty NFL tipping champ

Don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive...
Spargo
Coach
 
 
Posts: 15877
Joined: Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:42 pm
Location: Getting out of Dodge
Has liked: 5457 times
Been liked: 5089 times
Grassroots Team: Sacred Heart OC

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:16 am

Spargo wrote:BAH HUMBUG!


Yes?
PAFC. Forever.

LOOK OUT, WE'RE COMING!
User avatar
Booney
Coach
 
 
Posts: 58211
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:47 pm
Location: Alberton proud
Has liked: 7467 times
Been liked: 10755 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:24 am

Kind of agree with all the Christmas sentiment already mentioned.

For me it will be our second Christmas in Melbourne, and the second Christmas where we won't see our Son on Christmas day. That sucks.

I enjoy the food, the grog, and the new socks..... but I'd rather have the whole family together on the day.
1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015.... And don't you forget it!
User avatar
Corona Man
Coach
 
 
Posts: 12397
Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:28 pm
Location: Near the Beer Fridge
Has liked: 1275 times
Been liked: 3461 times
Grassroots Team: Echunga

PreviousNext

Board index   General Talk  General Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests

Around the place

Competitions   SANFL Official Site | Country Footy SA | Southern Football League | VFL Footy
Club Forums   Snouts Louts | The Roost | Redlegs Forum |