Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:01 am

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RustyCage wrote:So somewhere in the middle of Lake Bonney is a fish dragging a fishing rod around behind it!
Guessing the fishing rod belongs to you [emoji6]


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:11 am

Best. Sports. Interview. Ever.

"You can put your finger up my arse, there'd be no stink there" :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:54 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Still away, TTP!!

Day 10. Now the sharks are starting to circle.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:59 am

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Lightning McQueen wrote:Still away, TTP!!

Day 10. Now the sharks are starting to circle.


Only now?

Do you work with HH3?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:10 am

Booney wrote:
Only now?

Do you work with HH3?


Yeah, Friday it was "we should show some compassion"

Today I think they've had enough.

She is a compulsive liar, day 3 of a sickness streak a couple of years ago she was sending me messages saying that she was in hospital with an illness that none of the doctors had seen before and didn't know how long she'd be in there for, I seen her that afternoon driving through the KFC drive thru, she took the following day off and returned the next with a piece of cotton wool band-aided to her arm.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:23 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
Only now?

Do you work with HH3?


Yeah, Friday it was "we should show some compassion"

Today I think they've had enough.

She is a compulsive liar, day 3 of a sickness streak a couple of years ago she was sending me messages saying that she was in hospital with an illness that none of the doctors had seen before and didn't know how long she'd be in there for, I seen her that afternoon driving through the KFC drive thru, she took the following day off and returned the next with a piece of cotton wool band-aided to her arm.


To be fair, KFC is usually the best medicine.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:26 am

HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Yeah, Friday it was "we should show some compassion"

Today I think they've had enough.

She is a compulsive liar, day 3 of a sickness streak a couple of years ago she was sending me messages saying that she was in hospital with an illness that none of the doctors had seen before and didn't know how long she'd be in there for, I seen her that afternoon driving through the KFC drive thru, she took the following day off and returned the next with a piece of cotton wool band-aided to her arm.


To be fair, KFC is usually the best medicine.

She's used KFC food poisoning as an excuse a few times.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:29 am

Does she call in sick daily or just not turn up?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:30 am

HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
Only now?

Do you work with HH3?


Yeah, Friday it was "we should show some compassion"

Today I think they've had enough.

She is a compulsive liar, day 3 of a sickness streak a couple of years ago she was sending me messages saying that she was in hospital with an illness that none of the doctors had seen before and didn't know how long she'd be in there for, I seen her that afternoon driving through the KFC drive thru, she took the following day off and returned the next with a piece of cotton wool band-aided to her arm.


To be fair, KFC is usually the best medicine.


Take one hangover, add some Gatorade, allow to rest for 1-2 hours then mix with large Zinger box.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:31 am

Brodlach wrote:Does she call in sick daily or just not turn up?

Calls our sick hotline number every morning.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:32 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Does she call in sick daily or just not turn up?

Calls our sick hotline number every morning.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:33 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Yeah, Friday it was "we should show some compassion"

Today I think they've had enough.

She is a compulsive liar, day 3 of a sickness streak a couple of years ago she was sending me messages saying that she was in hospital with an illness that none of the doctors had seen before and didn't know how long she'd be in there for, I seen her that afternoon driving through the KFC drive thru, she took the following day off and returned the next with a piece of cotton wool band-aided to her arm.


To be fair, KFC is usually the best medicine.

She's used KFC food poisoning as an excuse a few times.


To be fair, KFC is usually going to give you food poisoning.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:34 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Does she call in sick daily or just not turn up?

Calls our sick hotline number every morning.


What makes your hotline so sick?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:34 am

Booney wrote:1300 ****

Yep, we have a national call centre to ring for sickies or cancelling overtime.

She used to message her manager with a sob story each time, soon worked out by doing that she could just claim it as annual leave when she returned.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:35 am

HH3 wrote:
To be fair, KFC is usually going to give you food poisoning.


Yep, then in another convo she'll say she hasn't eaten it for years, we all just look at each other and laugh.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:36 am

HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Does she call in sick daily or just not turn up?

Calls our sick hotline number every morning.


What makes your hotline so sick?

It's car and hairstyle, it's fully sick.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Grenville » Tue Nov 20, 2018 7:10 pm

HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Yeah, Friday it was "we should show some compassion"

Today I think they've had enough.

She is a compulsive liar, day 3 of a sickness streak a couple of years ago she was sending me messages saying that she was in hospital with an illness that none of the doctors had seen before and didn't know how long she'd be in there for, I seen her that afternoon driving through the KFC drive thru, she took the following day off and returned the next with a piece of cotton wool band-aided to her arm.


To be fair, KFC is usually the best medicine.

She's used KFC food poisoning as an excuse a few times.


To be fair, KFC is usually going to give you food poisoning.


Went to a wedding years ago where the bride and groom got food poisoning froma KFC meal the night before. The groom only just made it to the ceremony, had to be seated for all the photos and spent the reception curled up on the hotel room bathroom floor.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:33 am

A mate I used to knock about with has been with this chick for a few years, she'd had more pricks in her than a used dart board but oh well, has nothing to do with me.

Anyway, they split up a couple of months ago and my mate told her that he can't afford to move out and isn't, in the meantime she's hooked up with someone that she went out with and cheated on about 20 years ago and he's still not budging.

Now I just wanna go visit just to see the awkwardness, it might make it a bit sus when I haven't gone there at all when they were together though.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:01 am

Passengers coming through International. Clearly were dressed appropriately for where they came from, but certainly get a rude awakening as they exit past Hudsons....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:05 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Passengers coming through International. Clearly were dressed appropriately for where they came from, but certainly get a rude awakening as they exit past Hudsons....

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