Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:53 am

Bum Crack wrote:Having time off over Christmas and New Year and having to spend the majority of time at home under the air conditioner because it was too hot to do anything else. Missus and I are looking at having a White Christmas next year. Time for a change.


Do it.

I've had two, and it actually feels like a real Christmas.

Mrs. C. says Christmas here doesn't feel festive at all; she likens it to just another family BBQ.

If you're going to North America, go to mid-eastern Canada. It will no doubt be less packed than the touristy places like Whistler, Banff etc.

I highly recommend Ottawa and Toronto. In the former, you can skate on the Rideau Canal during the winter.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:16 am

Pantry moths
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:26 am

DOC wrote:Pantry moths

The pantry moth traps available from the supermarket shelf work a treat.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby shoe boy » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:46 am

Work place bum sniffing (arse licking) pricks that need to get a life :!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:52 am

Pseudo wrote:
DOC wrote:Pantry moths

The pantry moth traps available from the supermarket shelf work a treat.


Thanks
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:24 pm

DOC wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
DOC wrote:Pantry moths

The pantry moth traps available from the supermarket shelf work a treat.


Thanks

and just to prove the point:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Grenville » Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:35 pm

shoe boy wrote:Work place bum sniffing (arse licking) pricks that need to get a life :!!


Agreed, I am not one of those people either. Told my boss a while back he looked like the product of Colonel Sanders fu**ing one of his chickens.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Computer Crashed » Sat Jan 05, 2019 6:48 am

DOC wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
DOC wrote:Pantry moths

The pantry moth traps available from the supermarket shelf work a treat.


Thanks

Pantry moths if present have usually nested in something let open, they love nuts of any sort to breed up on.
Have a look around in there.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:50 am

Found them in the oats. Oats gone and no further sign of them.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Computer Crashed » Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:45 pm

DOC wrote:Found them in the oats. Oats gone and no further sign of them.

Bingo.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:33 am

****** up relatives who I'd removed from our life surfacing again and wanting to rekindle a relationship.

I've told you before and I'll tell you again, just **** off, feral junkie ****.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:14 am

DOC wrote:Pantry moths

Our last house was terrible for that, the amount of food we threw out trying to eradicate them, we ended up having to leave heaps of stuff in the fridge once opened.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:45 pm

Mrs C going on a diet. Which, by default, means I am now on one too.

Cheese a dry crackers packed for lunch..... eff that I went a grabbed a pie!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:49 pm

Corona Man wrote:Mrs C going on a diet. Which, by default, means I am now on one too.

Cheese a dry crackers packed for lunch..... eff that I went a grabbed a pie!

Surely it couldn't hurt??? :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:14 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Mrs C going on a diet. Which, by default, means I am now on one too.

Cheese a dry crackers packed for lunch..... eff that I went a grabbed a pie!

Surely it couldn't hurt??? :lol:

It gets worse... beer is out.... BEER!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:18 pm

Do what I do...copious amounts of exercise which allows copious amounts of the bad stuff
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:23 pm

Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Mrs C going on a diet. Which, by default, means I am now on one too.

Cheese a dry crackers packed for lunch..... eff that I went a grabbed a pie!

Surely it couldn't hurt??? [emoji38]

It gets worse... beer is out.... BEER!!!
Beer is 80% water....
Id be seeking either
A) marriage counsellor
B) divorce lawyer
C) pub on the way home from work to quench the thirst!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:29 pm

MW wrote:Do what I do...copious amounts of exercise which allows copious amounts of the bad stuff


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:30 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Mrs C going on a diet. Which, by default, means I am now on one too.

Cheese a dry crackers packed for lunch..... eff that I went a grabbed a pie!

Surely it couldn't hurt??? [emoji38]

It gets worse... beer is out.... BEER!!!
Beer is 80% water....
Id be seeking either
A) marriage counsellor
B) divorce lawyer
C) pub on the way home from work to quench the thirst!

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B was threatened!

Can’t wait to go back to NZ and load up on food and grog!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:42 pm

Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Beer is 80% water....
Id be seeking either
A) marriage counsellor
B) divorce lawyer
C) pub on the way home from work to quench the thirst!

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B was threatened!

Can’t wait to go back to NZ and load up on food and grog!

B is expensive. Will leave less money for beer.
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