Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:33 pm

No computer systems since I walked into work this morning. Leaves me pretty well useless in a work sense, but can't go home.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:26 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:No computer systems since I walked into work this morning. Leaves me pretty well useless in a work sense, but can't go home.



You guys still out? We just thought no one bothered to tell us it was fixed :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:52 am

Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:54 am

Brodlach wrote:Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits

Just been getting around in the jocks til now?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:55 am

Corona Man wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits

Just been getting around in the jocks til now?



Freeballing
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:08 am

Brodlach wrote:Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits
Forgot how heavy my steel cap boots were until I put them on this morning. If my volley steel caps weren't so dirty I'd have worn those!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:11 am

Brodlach wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits

Just been getting around in the jocks til now?

Freeballing


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:19 am

Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Mrs C going on a diet. Which, by default, means I am now on one too.

Cheese a dry crackers packed for lunch..... eff that I went a grabbed a pie!

Surely it couldn't hurt??? :lol:

It gets worse... beer is out.... BEER!!!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:24 am

A week of drinking every day and eating BBQ every night while away = no gout

Come home and stop drinking and start eating healthy options and a heap of fruit along with exercise = gout

Every f**&^ing year :evil: :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:29 am

Dutchy wrote:A week of drinking every day and eating BBQ every night while away = no gout

Come home and stop drinking and start eating healthy options and a heap of fruit along with exercise = gout

Every f**&^ing year :evil: :evil:

Get back on the piss then. Easy fixed
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:37 am

Dutchy wrote:A week of drinking every day and eating BBQ every night while away = no gout

Come home and stop drinking and start eating healthy options and a heap of fruit along with exercise = gout

Every f**&^ing year :evil: :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:49 am

Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:02 am

HH3 wrote:Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

https://www.facebook.com/spartansgridir ... =3&theater

Are you the ref?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:48 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

https://www.facebook.com/spartansgridir ... =3&theater

Are you the ref?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:49 am

HH3 wrote:Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

https://www.facebook.com/spartansgridir ... =3&theater



If I had a dollar for everytime an ump or waterboy gets in the way of my photos.

I'd be a gazillionaire
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:53 am

HH3 wrote:Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

Robbed! Would've been a beauty!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:03 am

Looked like a good hanger...
Or is it the angle?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:04 am

Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:10 am

Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

We'll all have 20/20 vision next year
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:14 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Looked like a good hanger...
Or is it the angle?


Nah it was definitely a hanger. Landed on my neck. :lol:
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