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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:51 am

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The Dark Knight wrote:Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.


I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spangas » Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:40 am

amber_fluid wrote:We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!

Had my shoes stolen from my front doorstep....twice.
I now keep them out the back which really shits me.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:37 am

amber_fluid wrote:We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!


I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:07 pm

Booney wrote:
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The Dark Knight wrote:Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.


I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.

Not the same zip ties you use to keep people out of your back yard I hope?


No mate, don't be silly, little ones for the light, proper man size ones for the gate. :lol:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:28 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!


I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again [emoji38]
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That sucks FC, people must be real low if they're stealing Christmas Lights.

My mum had some solar lights stolen from her front yard before Christmas too and my girlfriend's parents have had Christmas lights stolen too. Seems like a pretty common occurrence.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:56 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!


I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again [emoji38]
peng2.jpg
peng1.jpg

That sucks FC, people must be real low if they're stealing Christmas Lights.

My mum had some solar lights stolen from her front yard before Christmas too and my girlfriend's parents have had Christmas lights stolen too. Seems like a pretty common occurrence.


The thing that sucks is what you get paid for second hand solar lights. Not worth my effort.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:22 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!


I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again [emoji38]
peng2.jpg
peng1.jpg

That sucks FC, people must be real low if they're stealing Christmas Lights.

My mum had some solar lights stolen from her front yard before Christmas too and my girlfriend's parents have had Christmas lights stolen too. Seems like a pretty common occurrence.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Mon Jan 21, 2019 6:17 pm

HH3 wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!


I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again [emoji38]
peng2.jpg
peng1.jpg

That sucks FC, people must be real low if they're stealing Christmas Lights.

My mum had some solar lights stolen from her front yard before Christmas too and my girlfriend's parents have had Christmas lights stolen too. Seems like a pretty common occurrence.


The thing that sucks is what you get paid for second hand solar lights. Not worth my effort.
I knew come in here with some sort of smart ass comment like that haha.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:33 am

Pat the Pirate being on leave....again

Such a hard life ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:36 am

Footy Chick wrote:Pat the Pirate being on leave....again

Such a hard life ;)


He officially has more holidays than the rest of us put together. :lol:









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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:38 am

Vets.

With over $2k in bills in 10 days I’ve decided that my 6yo should become a vet!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:39 am

The Ash Man wrote:Vets.

With over $2k in bills in 10 days I’ve decided that my 6yo should become a vet!


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Vet or Dentist.
It’s crazy what they charge.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:46 am

Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:49 am

Booney wrote:Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.


Only if you’re Mathew Clarke.
Didn’t he take 12 years or something similar?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:55 am

Booney wrote:Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.

Doogie Howser begs to differ.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:59 am

Vets are bat shit crazy.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:03 pm

Booney wrote:Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.


And Doctors get paid more
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:12 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Pat the Pirate being on leave....again

Such a hard life ;)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:26 pm

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Footy Chick wrote:Pat the Pirate being on leave....again

Such a hard life ;)


He’s sailing towards Yorkes as we speak...


Send him this from me ;)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:27 pm

Booney wrote:Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.



and they actually don't get paid anywhere near as much apparently
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