Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:23 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Kids and phones.

I know my kids have their phones glued to them, I text them a question and wait ages for a reply, they ask me a question and I get a solitary question mark for the next text I receive 3 minutes later if I hadn't replied.

I asked my lad at 7am as he stayed at his mum's last night "Will you be coming home or going back to mum's after footy training tonight?" I know once it hits 8:45am I wont get an answer until 3:15pm when I ring him, I bet I would've got a reply immediately if I asked him if he wants $50.


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With my daughter if I don't reply in 30 seconds I get the ? follow up.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:26 pm

MW wrote:With my daughter if I don't reply in 30 seconds I get the ? follow up.

My misso usually replies to my msgs with a "righto" or thumbs up.. however if i dont happen to reply within half a heartbeat when she messages me i get the whole:

"??"
"Is everything ok??"
"What's wrong??"

Women eh. :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:27 pm

MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Kids and phones.

I know my kids have their phones glued to them, I text them a question and wait ages for a reply, they ask me a question and I get a solitary question mark for the next text I receive 3 minutes later if I hadn't replied.

I asked my lad at 7am as he stayed at his mum's last night "Will you be coming home or going back to mum's after footy training tonight?" I know once it hits 8:45am I wont get an answer until 3:15pm when I ring him, I bet I would've got a reply immediately if I asked him if he wants $50.


This.
With my daughter if I don't reply in 30 seconds I get the ? follow up.


Yet I bet that your questions are irrelevant and don't require answering immediately, they're only to do with organizing dinner or making pick-ups more efficient.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:28 pm

The Bedge wrote:
MW wrote:With my daughter if I don't reply in 30 seconds I get the ? follow up.

My misso usually replies to my msgs with a "righto" or thumbs up.. however if i dont happen to reply within half a heartbeat when she messages me i get the whole:

"??"
"Is everything ok??"
"What's wrong??"

Women eh. :roll:


I get "Hating?"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:33 pm

The Bedge wrote:
MW wrote:With my daughter if I don't reply in 30 seconds I get the ? follow up.

My misso usually replies to my msgs with a "righto" or thumbs up.. however if i dont happen to reply within half a heartbeat when she messages me i get the whole:

"??"
"Is everything ok??"
"What's wrong??"

Women eh. :roll:


Yep, as Norm on Cheers said - “women you can’t live with them... pass the beer nuts”.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:39 pm

I got home from my sons cricket before Christmas and was getting ready to go out, I was looking for my pants when the wife says "You looking for your light coloured pants?"
"Yeah, you seen em?"
"Yes, I thought you'd be wearing them so I washed them and they are ironed hanging up downstairs"
"Thank you my dear"
"Yep, what would you do without me" she added.
"Probably wank for a while but eventually I'll get back out there and amongst it" I thought would be a quirky reply.


One of us found it amusing.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:54 am

People that don't have their dogs on a lead on bike paths, nearly ran straight over a large rat last night.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:30 am

Dutchy wrote:People that don't have their dogs on a lead on bike paths, nearly ran straight over a large rat last night.


Possibly better than having the dog on a leash, thereby creating a tripwire!

Perhaps resolve the peeve to "people with dogs on bike paths".
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:47 am

Dry as a Nun's, go into a servo to get a Powerade, get back in the car, rip the top off to neck it and it's one of the ******* coconut water infused ones.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:48 am

Booney wrote:Dry as a Nun's, go into a servo to get a Powerade, get back in the car, rip the top off to neck it and it's one of the ******* coconut water infused ones.

:YMSICK: :YMSICK: :YMSICK:

The drive through bottle-o would have been a better option.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:52 am

Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:Dry as a Nun's, go into a servo to get a Powerade, get back in the car, rip the top off to neck it and it's one of the ******* coconut water infused ones.

:YMSICK: :YMSICK: :YMSICK:

The drive through bottle-o would have been a better option.


It would have, yes, but I'm doing my best not to roll up to meetings with Pale ale on my breath. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:54 am

Booney wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:Dry as a Nun's, go into a servo to get a Powerade, get back in the car, rip the top off to neck it and it's one of the ******* coconut water infused ones.

:YMSICK: :YMSICK: :YMSICK:

The drive through bottle-o would have been a better option.


It would have, yes, but I'm doing my best not to roll up to meetings with Pale ale on my breath. :lol:

Fair point! I’m 2 beers and a Chardonnay in already.... Flying back to Aus soon.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:14 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Dutchy wrote:People that don't have their dogs on a lead on bike paths, nearly ran straight over a large rat last night.


Possibly better than having the dog on a leash, thereby creating a tripwire!

Perhaps resolve the peeve to "people with dogs on bike paths".


its a shared path so I understand there are going to be people walking their dogs, and the ones that have leads are fine and almost all people grab a short lead on them to make sure I have plenty of room to pass, some dickheads let their dogs run free though 8)

Last night was a full lock up on my brakes, took about $10 of tread off my tyres, while trying to avoid the rat which was just staring at me, all while clipped into my pedals...FFS
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:48 pm

Booney wrote:Dry as a Nun's, go into a servo to get a Powerade, get back in the car, rip the top off to neck it and it's one of the ******* coconut water infused ones.

:YMSICK: :YMSICK: :YMSICK:

Yeah i got caught out with that one too. It looked nice and green and refreshing and I lost my shit when I had my first swig
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:54 pm

I can go one better.

On the way to gridiron, I bought one green Maximus, and one orange Maximus. I cracked the green one, and drank it while getting ready and during warm ups.

I left the orange one in my bag, in the sun, in 30+ degree heat, for 3 hours while the game was being played.

Right after the game, I peeled off my soaked gear, whipped by wet hair out my face, wiping my brow with my forearm. I layed on the grass, and pulled my now warm orange Maximus from my bag.

Cracked it and took a big gulp.

Turns out Maximus decided to release an orange juice with pulp range. The shock, and taste of hot orange juice nearly made me projectile vomit. And the acidity wrecked havoc on the acid reflux I get after games.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:03 pm

HH3 wrote:I peeled off my soaked gear, whipped by wet hair out my face, wiping my brow with my forearm.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:13 pm

Corona Man wrote:I’m 2 beers and a Chardonnay in already....


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:14 pm

Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:I’m 2 beers and a Chardonnay in already....


#closetcrowsfan

Surely a crows fan would be 2 chardy’s to 1 beer?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:44 pm

Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:I’m 2 beers and a Chardonnay in already....


#closetcrowsfan

Surely a crows fan would be 2 chardy’s then bedtime?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:50 pm

Newsreaders that mispronounce names, you have one job.

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