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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:07 am

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Corona Man wrote:New Zealand has been taken over by Lime Scooters! Spent 3 nights in Auckland and they are a menace. Down in Christchurch now and the are everywhere. Can’t understand why they don’t do like the Aussies, and throw them in the local river!

They're everywhere in Brisbane CBD, they're great for pub crawls in a hilly city. Didn't see any dumped anywhere.

II was tempted to get one to get back from the pub in Auckland Monday night..... but I didn't have the app loaded into my phone to do so. Meh, I needed the walk anyway.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:19 pm

Corona Man wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Corona Man wrote:New Zealand has been taken over by Lime Scooters! Spent 3 nights in Auckland and they are a menace. Down in Christchurch now and the are everywhere. Can’t understand why they don’t do like the Aussies, and throw them in the local river!

They're everywhere in Brisbane CBD, they're great for pub crawls in a hilly city. Didn't see any dumped anywhere.

II was tempted to get one to get back from the pub in Auckland Monday night..... but I didn't have the app loaded into my phone to do so. Meh, I needed the walk anyway.


They’re here now for the fringe.
Almost ran some dickhead over about an hour ago on Grenfell Street.

He was at least wearing the matching lime helmet.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:26 pm

How are these any different from the yellow bikes that didn't work out here?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:32 pm

HH3 wrote:How are these any different from the yellow bikes that didn't work out here?

People are just plain shit, will end up the same.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:32 pm

HH3 wrote:How are these any different from the yellow bikes that didn't work out here?


They're not, really.

Apparently the scooters "lock up" if you take them out of the CBD ( the 4 terraces ) and an alarm sounds on them so you drop it and run, like the bikes.

$1 to hire it and 15c per minute from there on.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:33 pm

HH3 wrote:How are these any different from the yellow bikes that didn't work out here?


No difference.
Plus it’s far easier to throw a scooter in the Torrens than a bike.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:44 pm

So much wanky horseshit around these days.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:17 pm

The scooters seemed to be doing well in Brisbane CBD when I was staying near Eagle Pier in January.
Lots of people riding them.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:41 pm

Who here would rent one of them?

And not feel like a f**kwit riding through the city....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:21 pm

HH3 wrote:Who here would rent one of them?

And not feel like a f**kwit riding through the city....


You will get to an age one day where you dont care what you look like young fella :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:31 pm

Dutchy wrote:
HH3 wrote:Who here would rent one of them?

And not feel like a f**kwit riding through the city....


You will get to an age one day where you dont care what you look like young fella :lol:

I think he might already be there....... :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:49 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
HH3 wrote:Who here would rent one of them?

And not feel like a f**kwit riding through the city....


You will get to an age one day where you dont care what you look like young fella :lol:

I think he might already be there....... :lol:


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:55 am

Psyber wrote:The scooters seemed to be doing well in Brisbane CBD when I was staying near Eagle Pier in January.
Lots of people riding them.

It's a novelty, we must just have a bigger idiot per population ratio than other states sadly, I can't work it out, I'm a good bloke and so are my three friends.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:49 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Corona Man wrote:New Zealand has been taken over by Lime Scooters! Spent 3 nights in Auckland and they are a menace. Down in Christchurch now and the are everywhere. Can’t understand why they don’t do like the Aussies, and throw them in the local river!

They're everywhere in Brisbane CBD, they're great for pub crawls in a hilly city. Didn't see any dumped anywhere.

II was tempted to get one to get back from the pub in Auckland Monday night..... but I didn't have the app loaded into my phone to do so. Meh, I needed the walk anyway.


They’re here now for the fringe.
Almost ran some dickhead over about an hour ago on Grenfell Street.

He was at least wearing the matching lime helmet.


That might've been Bedge :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:40 pm

A supplier (who's already on thin ice) coming in here and telling us to sell at cost so he can keep his margins and keep supplying us.

I named dropped a couple of his competitors, and he changed his tune a little bit.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:43 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:50 pm

SBS Viceland has live action movie of He-Man and the Masters of the universe on tonight from 1987.. it’s ruined a childhood favourite tv show but at the same time it’s so horribly bad it’s good :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:14 am

Got rear ended on the way home last night.

Tow ball got bent up into the bumper, but no other damage. Still drive-able. The other kids Subaru wasn't too bad either. Number plate 20m down the road, but just a couple of dings and scraps on the front bumper.

Exchanged details, shook hands.

This morning, I realised his number plate wasn't in the photos I took of the front, so sent him a text.

He comes back with "Your car must've already been damaged, because yadda yadda wank wank...."

Get f**ked c**t... :lol:

He also asked me to postpone reporting it because he didn't know if he'd paid his insurance.

Get f**ked c**t, again... :lol:

Turns out he's covered. Good try though.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:27 am

Bugger, i was hoping he wasnt covered.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:50 am

The "take your dog to the drive in" Saturday night at Gepps Cross, yep can see that night going perfectly.... :lol:
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