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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Apr 11, 2019 11:55 am

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Lightning McQueen wrote:A customer just ordered 5000 persimmon cartons, I had to ring the rep to ask if it was an error, apparently they fit 14 persimmon's in each carton, that means there is 70,000 persimmon's in existence in SA waiting to be sold.


My nanna has a persimon tree, i keep telling her to sell some because people are always asking her for them.

Very popular with the Asians apparently, an aphrodisiac, I just brought a box to take home.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Pseudo » Thu Apr 11, 2019 12:49 pm

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Footy Chick wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:A customer just ordered 5000 persimmon cartons, I had to ring the rep to ask if it was an error, apparently they fit 14 persimmon's in each carton, that means there is 70,000 persimmon's in existence in SA waiting to be sold.


My nanna has a persimon tree, i keep telling her to sell some because people are always asking her for them.

Very popular with the Asians apparently, an aphrodisiac, I just brought a box to take home.

How horny do you need to be to order 5000 of 'em?
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Booney » Thu Apr 11, 2019 12:58 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:A customer just ordered 5000 persimmon cartons, I had to ring the rep to ask if it was an error, apparently they fit 14 persimmon's in each carton, that means there is 70,000 persimmon's in existence in SA waiting to be sold.


My nanna has a persimon tree, i keep telling her to sell some because people are always asking her for them.

Very popular with the Asians apparently, an aphrodisiac, I just brought a box to take home.

How horny do you need to be to order 5000 of 'em?


I thought you'd need to be the opposite of horny, as in married woman levels.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:09 pm

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I thought you'd need to be the opposite of horny, as in married woman levels.

Can just sell it off as pumpkin mash.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Booney » Tue May 07, 2019 3:11 pm

A bloke with no pressure on him kicks a round ball into a net 5 times bigger than the bloke protecting it and the world loses it's mind.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby HH3 » Tue May 07, 2019 3:39 pm

Booney wrote:A bloke with no pressure on him kicks a round ball into a net 5 times bigger than the bloke protecting it and the world loses it's mind.


Serious? :lol:
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Booney » Tue May 07, 2019 3:54 pm

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Booney wrote:A bloke with no pressure on him kicks a round ball into a net 5 times bigger than the bloke protecting it and the world loses it's mind.


Serious? :lol:


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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Dutchy » Wed May 08, 2019 10:29 am

That my son is now a 16yo :shock:
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Booney » Wed May 08, 2019 10:37 am

Dutchy wrote:That my son is now a 16yo :shock:


Fair dinkum, their mid-teen years go by in a flash.

I think it's a combination of how busy they are ( school, sport, friends ) and how busy you are ( work, their sport, their friends, your friends ).

I reckon from Junior being 13-18 and Miss going from 10-15 at the same time went by in about 45 minutes.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Brodlach » Wed May 08, 2019 10:54 am

Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:That my son is now a 16yo :shock:


Fair dinkum, their mid-teen years go by in a flash.

I think it's a combination of how busy they are ( school, sport, friends ) and how busy you are ( work, their sport, their friends, your friends ).

I reckon from Junior being 13-18 and Miss going from 10-15 at the same time went by in about 45 minutes.


I agree entirely, my now 17 year old came home with a hickey last night. Wasn’t that long ago he had zero interest in girls


I told him politely that “if I ever f%#<£n ever see one of those again no matter his age I will go postal”. I doubt I will see one again
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Dutchy » Wed May 08, 2019 11:31 am

Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:That my son is now a 16yo :shock:


Fair dinkum, their mid-teen years go by in a flash.

I think it's a combination of how busy they are ( school, sport, friends ) and how busy you are ( work, their sport, their friends, your friends ).

I reckon from Junior being 13-18 and Miss going from 10-15 at the same time went by in about 45 minutes.


Yep get that feeling, hence why our weekends are mad with sport and we don't get much rest but can see a time not too far off where they will be doing their own thing and we will have plenty of time on our hands.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Pseudo » Wed May 08, 2019 11:48 am

Brodlach wrote:I agree entirely, my now 17 year old came home with a hickey last night. Wasn’t that long ago he had zero interest in girls

Maybe he still doesn't... ;)
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby heater31 » Wed May 08, 2019 11:51 am

Brodlach wrote:
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:That my son is now a 16yo :shock:


Fair dinkum, their mid-teen years go by in a flash.

I think it's a combination of how busy they are ( school, sport, friends ) and how busy you are ( work, their sport, their friends, your friends ).

I reckon from Junior being 13-18 and Miss going from 10-15 at the same time went by in about 45 minutes.


I agree entirely, my now 17 year old came home with a hickey last night. Wasn’t that long ago he had zero interest in girls


I told him politely that “if I ever f%#<£n ever see one of those again no matter his age I will go postal”. I doubt I will see one again
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby woodublieve12 » Wed May 08, 2019 2:13 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:That my son is now a 16yo :shock:


Fair dinkum, their mid-teen years go by in a flash.

I think it's a combination of how busy they are ( school, sport, friends ) and how busy you are ( work, their sport, their friends, your friends ).

I reckon from Junior being 13-18 and Miss going from 10-15 at the same time went by in about 45 minutes.


I agree entirely, my now 17 year old came home with a hickey last night. Wasn’t that long ago he had zero interest in girls


I told him politely that “if I ever f%#<£n ever see one of those again no matter his age I will go postal”. I doubt I will see one again


count yourself lucky you have boys... I am NOT looking forward to my girls teenage years :(


Hickeys are a disgrace and i would have had the same reaction
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby MW » Wed May 08, 2019 2:26 pm

Yeah and the kids have "tuning" nowadays which apparently is something before becoming boyfriend/girlfriend.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Spargo » Wed May 08, 2019 3:24 pm

MW wrote:Yeah and the kids have "tuning" nowadays which apparently is something before becoming boyfriend/girlfriend.

WTF?
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Booney » Wed May 08, 2019 3:26 pm

Spargo wrote:
MW wrote:Yeah and the kids have "tuning" nowadays which apparently is something before becoming boyfriend/girlfriend.

WTF?


Step aside, Gramps........yeah, it's when you know you like, like each other but, like, you know, like, haven't, like, hooked up yet, like.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Corona Man » Wed May 08, 2019 3:27 pm

Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:
MW wrote:Yeah and the kids have "tuning" nowadays which apparently is something before becoming boyfriend/girlfriend.

WTF?


Step aside, Gramps........yeah, it's when you know you like, like each other but, like, you know, like, haven't, like, hooked up yet, like.

I am not sure I know what that's like.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed May 08, 2019 4:06 pm

The only thing I tune is my tranny
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Brodlach » Wed May 08, 2019 4:10 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The only thing I tune is my tranny


How does he feel about that?
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