Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon May 06, 2019 2:48 pm

Corona Man wrote:Been fighting a head cold the past few days. Gave into it this morning and am now at the GP waiting to see the doctor. I rarely go to the doctors but every time I go the appointments are always running a half hour behind... FFS.


chew 7 x vitamin C tablets every morning until its gone. Worked for me, only lasted 3 days.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Mon May 06, 2019 3:30 pm

MW wrote:chew 7 x vitamin C tablets every morning and carry a warm flannel until its gone. Worked for me, only lasted 3 days.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Mon May 06, 2019 3:42 pm

Vitamin C is not stored by the body and is excreted in the urine. Perhaps this should be in 'The taking the piss thread.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon May 06, 2019 3:53 pm

DOC wrote:Vitamin C is not stored by the body and is excreted in the urine. Perhaps this should be in 'The taking the piss thread.


so vitamin C has no benefit at all?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Mon May 06, 2019 3:54 pm

DOC wrote:Vitamin C is not stored by the body and is excreted in the urine. Perhaps this should be in 'The drinking your own piss thread.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon May 06, 2019 4:00 pm

Spargo wrote:
MW wrote:chew 7 x vitamin C tablets every morning and carry a warm flannel until its gone. Worked for me, only lasted 3 days.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Mon May 06, 2019 4:07 pm

MW wrote:
DOC wrote:Vitamin C is not stored by the body and is excreted in the urine. Perhaps this should be in 'The taking the piss thread.


so vitamin C has no benefit at all?


*excess* Vitamin C I should have said. , A 500 mg tab is about 6 times the recommended daily amount.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon May 06, 2019 4:13 pm

ah gotcha
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Mon May 06, 2019 4:38 pm

It’s a good point you make MW I used to take just 1 Vitamin C tab everyday a few years back and went for a couple of winters without a head cold. I had better get back into the habit I think.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon May 06, 2019 4:43 pm

Corona Man wrote:It’s a good point you make MW I used to take just 1 Vitamin C tab everyday a few years back and went for a couple of winters without a head cold. I had better get back into the habit I think.


Did you keep regurgitating it?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Mon May 06, 2019 4:47 pm

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Corona Man wrote:It’s a good point you make MW I used to take just 1 Vitamin C tab everyday a few years back and went for a couple of winters without a head cold. I had better get back into the habit I think.


Did you keep regurgitating it?

Um no. Should have said 1 tab per day.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue May 07, 2019 12:19 pm

HH3 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

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As a BankSA customer, I'm glad they basically told you to f**k off.

Stop holding me up, c**t.
Just saw someone get turned away at BankSA for not being a customer.

Put me in a good mood.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Tue May 07, 2019 12:38 pm

HH3 wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers


As a BankSA customer, I'm glad they basically told you to f**k off.

Stop holding me up, c**t.
Just saw someone get turned away at BankSA for not being a customer.

Put me in a good mood.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue May 07, 2019 1:12 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:
HH3 wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers


As a BankSA customer, I'm glad they basically told you to f**k off.

Stop holding me up, c**t.
Just saw someone get turned away at BankSA for not being a customer.

Put me in a good mood.

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How is it possible to become a customer if you get turned away for not being a customer?


You put money in an account, I think.

Clowns think they can change money and deposit to their CBA account at a BankSA branch.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu May 09, 2019 12:57 pm

A young farmhand from Victoria has been sentenced to 42 days in prison for running down a herd of emus with his ute.

Jacob McDonald, 20, was charged by police in 2018 after footage emerged of him laughing as he sped towards the large birds before running them down with his vehicle.

The horrifying video went viral and sparked a nationwide manhunt for the man behind the cruel act.

After the video was shared thousands of times, MacDonalds was tracked down by police and the RSPCA.

The farmhand, from the small South Australian town of Pinaroo, near the Victorian border, was charged with a string of offences, including aggravated cruelty to animals.

He also faced several driving offences.

MacDonald claimed the cruel video of him ploughing down the native birds was only for his mates to see.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu May 09, 2019 1:05 pm

1 day for each emu.



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby beef » Thu May 09, 2019 1:06 pm

Ticking sign me in automatically everytime. Then having to log in every bloody time.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu May 09, 2019 1:13 pm

beef wrote:Ticking sign me in automatically everytime. Then having to log in every bloody time.

That's weird, I have no issues on my lappy or phone.............................I guess that's a bit obvious :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Thu May 09, 2019 2:03 pm

People with umbrellas, bloody dangerous.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu May 09, 2019 2:16 pm

Armchair expert wrote:People with umbrellas, bloody dangerous.


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