Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Fri Jun 28, 2019 9:57 am

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Corona Man wrote:Not putting my tips in on time...

Did you blow early?

Probably very likely, especially if you've got more than one tip.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Jun 28, 2019 10:15 am

Magellan wrote:A real challenge for him to enter* his tips each week.

Would be hard to pick with too!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Sun Jun 30, 2019 10:56 pm

I'm not sure this is the right thread but here goes.

Daughter plays indoor netball on a Saturday morning @ 8am

We get there, warm up and then realise the roof is leaking onto the corner of the court. They place a lined bin there with cones around it to section it off.

The umpire/coodinator comes over and says that the opposition aren't happy about playing with the said bin/cones and won't play. No problem with that.

The umpire/coordinator says "we'll call the game off if both teams (quote both) will decide it's unsafe". I'm not an official but I asked "so what if we don't agree and we want to play". She says "well you've got no choice because they won't play". I said "so does the AFL make these rules up for you"? She walked away - given that it's not her making the rules, just passing the message on.

Seriously what a stupid rule. Organisations that make rules up don't think through the ramifications, such as my daughter's netball and AFL.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby daysofourlives » Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:06 am

gadj1976 wrote:I'm not sure this is the right thread but here goes.

Daughter plays indoor netball on a Saturday morning @ 8am

We get there, warm up and then realise the roof is leaking onto the corner of the court. They place a lined bin there with cones around it to section it off.

The umpire/coodinator comes over and says that the opposition aren't happy about playing with the said bin/cones and won't play. No problem with that.

The umpire/coordinator says "we'll call the game off if both teams (quote both) will decide it's unsafe". I'm not an official but I asked "so what if we don't agree and we want to play". She says "well you've got no choice because they won't play". I said "so does the AFL make these rules up for you"? She walked away - given that it's not her making the rules, just passing the message on.

Seriously what a stupid rule. Organisations that make rules up don't think through the ramifications, such as my daughter's netball and AFL.


What age are we talking? Anything U15 and surely its just about having a game and playing around the wet spot
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:34 pm

The bullshit PC police have hounded the Scotty and Swanny podcast into the abyss. Pathetic.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Tue Jul 02, 2019 3:25 pm

daysofourlives wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:I'm not sure this is the right thread but here goes.

Daughter plays indoor netball on a Saturday morning @ 8am

We get there, warm up and then realise the roof is leaking onto the corner of the court. They place a lined bin there with cones around it to section it off.

The umpire/coodinator comes over and says that the opposition aren't happy about playing with the said bin/cones and won't play. No problem with that.

The umpire/coordinator says "we'll call the game off if both teams (quote both) will decide it's unsafe". I'm not an official but I asked "so what if we don't agree and we want to play". She says "well you've got no choice because they won't play". I said "so does the AFL make these rules up for you"? She walked away - given that it's not her making the rules, just passing the message on.

Seriously what a stupid rule. Organisations that make rules up don't think through the ramifications, such as my daughter's netball and AFL.


What age are we talking? Anything U15 and surely its just about having a game and playing around the wet spot


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:26 pm

Having runs sports centre if an injury occurs then all sorts of legal ramifications could occur if they knew the floor was wet
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:38 pm

Booney wrote:The bullshit PC police have hounded the Scotty and Swanny podcast into the abyss. Pathetic.


What was said?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:23 am

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Booney wrote:The bullshit PC police have hounded the Scotty and Swanny podcast into the abyss. Pathetic.


What was said?


A podcast called "Shameless", two women talking about being women in the modern world and other things ( surprisingly I don't actually listen ), is the #1 podcast in Australia. On the Scotty and Swanny podcast Scott Cummings asked "Are they together?", Susie O'Brien, in the Herald Sun click bait section wrote that he said "Do they lay together?". "Shameless" responded, disparagingly, S&S sent them a transcript and they basically moved on after finding out that's not what he said at all. O'Brien wouldn't retract her story, the S&S podcast got some more listeners.

On the S&S they would read out (sort of) sexual maneuvers from the Urban Dictionary ( like Angry Racoon, DON'T look it up at work! ) and last week they searched the Urban Dictionary for "Dirty...." Ralph (Ralph Horowitz, co-host ), Dane ( Dane Swan ) and Scott ( Scott Cummings ). A "Dirty Ralph" is ( supposedly ) when a woman is on all fours vomiting a man sneaks up from behind........and it has arrived at this being Cummings and co condoning sexual assault.

Cummings has been sacked from his 3AW gig, the podcast has been shutdown and O'Brien is now trolling S&S on twitter.

All this despite the podcast being listed as "explicit" on Spotify and the "acts" only being read out, not conducted or condoned.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:26 am

Booney wrote:The bullshit PC police have hounded the Scotty and Swanny podcast into the abyss. Pathetic.


Was going to write the exact same thing.

Its a podcast which has to be searched for and downloaded before you listen, don't like it, don't download the next episode, simple.

All the 1 star ratings were after the Shameless episode and all rated by women.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:26 am

Hows Susie Obriens form saying she has been trolled by them??? Oh please

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:34 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Hows Susie Obriens form saying she has been trolled by them??? Oh please

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:49 am

Doesn’t matter what gender you are, when you’re a moron you’re a moron!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:27 pm

The Ash Man wrote:
Booney wrote:The bullshit PC police have hounded the Scotty and Swanny podcast into the abyss. Pathetic.


Was going to write the exact same thing.

Its a podcast which has to be searched for and downloaded before you listen, don't like it, don't download the next episode, simple.

All the 1 star ratings were after the Shameless episode and all rated by women.

Housewives and do-gooders with nothing better to do

Cummings has been sacked by 3AW in the aftermath.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:18 pm

Arrived in wet and windy Wellington. Picked up the hire car at the airport and headed for my digs in the city. It’s a tick over 7 k’s. For the second time in 3 months that trip took me an hour and a half... FFS!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:41 pm

Last ski of the day yesterday and had a stack not too dissimilar to the ones they used to show on WWOS!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jul 08, 2019 7:13 am

Corona Man wrote:Arrived in wet and windy Wellington. Picked up the hire car at the airport and headed for my digs in the city. It’s a tick over 7 k’s. For the second time in 3 months that trip took me an hour and a half... FFS!

I had a car like that once too.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:19 pm

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Corona Man wrote:Arrived in wet and windy Wellington. Picked up the hire car at the airport and headed for my digs in the city. It’s a tick over 7 k’s. For the second time in 3 months that trip took me an hour and a half... FFS!

I had a car like that once too.

One lane each way through 2 tunnels between airport & the city...... bloody ridiculous.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:24 pm

Corona Man wrote:One lane each way through 2 tunnels between airport & the city...... bloody ridiculous.

I thought you were explaining my ex for a second there.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:27 pm

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Corona Man wrote:One lane each way through 2 tunnels between airport & the city...... bloody ridiculous.

I thought you were explaining my ex for a second there.

Bet she made you pay a toll as well.
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