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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:04 am

Spargo wrote:Bloke at work showing me a photo of a wedding he attended last weekend.
There were just over 100 guests, 44 of the 47 blokes were wearing the same blue suit with “obligatory” brown shoes.
Looked nothing short of f#cking ridiculous.

Nothing like a chance to get the ol' court suit out of mothballs.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:07 am

The guy who tried to smuggle cocaine under his hairpiece.

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Colombian drug smuggler busted with $47,000 worth of cocaine hidden under oversized toupee

A Colombian drug smuggler is giving new meaning to the term "bad hair day" after he was caught hiding half a kilo of cocaine underneath an oversized toupee.

The man, whose identity has not been released by Spanish police, was detained last month at Barcelona's international airport after arriving on a flight from Bogota.

According to authorities, the 65-year-old attracted police attention as he looked nervous and had a disproportionately large hairpiece under his hat.

Upon further inspection, they found a package stuck to his head with about 30,000 euros ($47,000) worth of cocaine.

"There is no limit to the inventiveness of drug traffickers trying to mock controls," a statement by Spain's national police said.

The police department, which quipped the arrest would make the man's hair "fall out", released details about the bust for the first time on Tuesday.

In a tweet including two photos, the man is seen wearing the toupee in question, before it is removed to expose a grey package perched on top of his balding head.

Believe it or not, it may not be the strangest method of drug concealment authorities have come across.

While this smuggler was using his head, another opted for the other end.

Portuguese authorities apprehended a man trying to hide one kilogram of cocaine inside fake buttocks at Lisbon's international airport in 2018, according to the BBC.


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-17/colombian-man-caught-in-spain-with-cocaine-hidden-under-toupee/11316934
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:10 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:11 am

One statement said he'd done an "Excellent job of concealing the drugs", no, no he hadn't. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RB » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:19 am

I know the Spanish authorities are pretty strict on drug offences, fair to say that Colombian's got hell toupee.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:48 am

Spargo wrote:Bloke at work showing me a photo of a wedding he attended last weekend.
There were just over 100 guests, 44 of the 47 blokes were wearing the same blue suit with “obligatory” brown shoes.
Looked nothing short of f#cking ridiculous.

You work with morell?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:52 am

RB wrote:I know the Spanish authorities are pretty strict on drug offences, fair to say that Colombian's got hell toupee.

Stop making bald assertions, they often comb through rug-ged wilderness to catch smugglers.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:18 pm

Magellan wrote:
RB wrote:I know the Spanish authorities are pretty strict on drug offences, fair to say that Colombian's got hell toupee.

Stop making bald assertions, they often comb through rug-ged wilderness to catch smugglers.

I was going to come up with a quick joke but I didn't have ready to go off of the top of my head.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:22 pm

Hard to believe he needs a toupee when his eyebrows completely cover his eyes
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RB » Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:26 pm

Magellan wrote:
RB wrote:I know the Spanish authorities are pretty strict on drug offences, fair to say that Colombian's got hell toupee.

Stop making bald assertions, they often comb through rug-ged wilderness to catch smugglers.
If he ends up in prison, the time is gonna pass as slow as a wet wig.

That's assuming it's not a capital offence.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:50 pm

When Rucci slides into your DM's on twitter :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:25 pm

Dutchy wrote:When Rucci slides into your DM's on twitter [emoji38]
Please explain...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:14 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:15 pm

Corona Man wrote:Geelong Football Club.
Wait till september

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:17 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Geelong Football Club.
Wait till september

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:41 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:When Rucci slides into your DM's on twitter [emoji38]
Please explain...


I reminded him on twitter that he said that no state league players would play or make an impact on the AFL season if they got picked up in the mid season draft. He decided to make it a private discussion, got some interesting info out of him on Port though.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby daysofourlives » Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:38 pm

Dutchy wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:When Rucci slides into your DM's on twitter [emoji38]
Please explain...


I reminded him on twitter that he said that no state league players would play or make an impact on the AFL season if they got picked up in the mid season draft. He decided to make it a private discussion, got some interesting info out of him on Port though.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:14 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Mon Jul 22, 2019 1:27 pm

Dominos making pizzas with "mock meat" - a vegetarian soy based plant substitute for meat on their pizza.. Great idea.

Vegan taste testers claim "Love it! Tastes just like beef!"

Now i dont know what i find funnier - that a vegan is loving it coz it tastes like beef, or that they know what beef tastes like.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Mon Jul 22, 2019 1:54 pm

The Bedge wrote:Dominos making pizzas with "mock meat" - a vegetarian soy based plant substitute for meat on their pizza.. Great idea.

Vegan taste testers claim "Love it! Tastes just like beef!"

Now i dont know what i find funnier - that a vegan is loving it coz it tastes like beef, or that they know what beef tastes like.

Just being vegan is hilarous.
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