Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Tue Jul 23, 2019 11:54 am

Inspired by Failed Creation's avatar:



"I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell baby!"
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:24 pm

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-23/cctv-shows-van-with-meth-smash-into-police-cars-eastwood/11337664

ABC News wrote:A man has been charged after allegedly crashing a van carrying more than $200 million of the drug ice into a parked police car in Sydney.

It is alleged 26-year-old Simon Tu hit the patrol car yesterday about 10:30am, as it was parked outside Eastwood Police Station in the city's north-west.


How unlucky can you be, smashing you drug haul laden van into a cop car, outside a police station :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:32 pm

A lass rings up. SA markets is the best i could work it out.
They trade in currency. Use the same system as banks. Apparently banks pay out 1% per annum.
But this system with a free trial returns 3%-8%.
I said its too good to be true.

Just as I was hanging up i heard her say it isnt too good to be true cos its real!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:45 pm

Magellan wrote:Inspired by Failed Creation's avatar:



"I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell baby!"


It's good to know that I can inspire others.

In the words of Killing Joke's Jaz Coleman:

"You are an inspiration to me
You are my inspiration of how not to be
You are my inspiration to achieve a better way of life"
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:18 am

Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

I'd love to.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:41 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the cops.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:16 pm

Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the cops.
Tooksom Lam?



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:44 pm

nuggety goodness wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the cops.
Tooksom Lam?



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:46 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the cops.
Tooksom Lam?



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I think he has a Japanese Sumo relative too, his name is Bodis

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:50 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:51 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the cops.
Tooksom Lam?



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:53 pm

Don't forget Shearer, from Longreach in Queensland.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:54 pm

And Rhosta, from New Orleans.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:57 pm

nuggety goodness wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the cops.
Tooksom Lam?



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:01 pm

Booney wrote:And Rhosta, from New Orleans.

Her friend Rosemary is on good terms with the Lam family.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:04 pm

Also, Winsom's Polynesian cousin Kava is a butcher who also moonlights making traditional alcoholic beverages.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:11 pm

Uncle Mike is a selfish fisherman...

And his great grandfather Diff made it big in the medicinal field.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:17 pm

Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the chops.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Mr Beefy » Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:49 pm

He was very popular with the ladies, plenty wanted to bedlam
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Wed Jul 24, 2019 4:23 pm

JK wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the chops.


EFA
He's a baaaad baaaad boy.....

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