Things that give you the sh1ts

[MW]

Can this week actually go any slower than it is????

I'd prefer it go slower as it's only bringing me closer to another disappointing loss

[Corona Man]

Can this week actually go any slower than it is????

I'd prefer it go slower as it's only bringing me closer to another disappointing loss

You'll win this week.

[MW]

Can this week actually go any slower than it is????

I'd prefer it go slower as it's only bringing me closer to another disappointing loss

You'll win this week.

Which is why it will be a disappointing loss

[Booney]

Can this week actually go any slower than it is????

Nearly 2pm Wednesday mate.

I'll update you throughout the afternoon if you like?

[JK]

Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

[Booney]

Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

I'm not sure it was your sleep they were looking into then.

[JK]

Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

I'm not sure it was your sleep they were looking into then.

I thought it was an odd way to monitor my breakfast activity too ...

[Spargo]

Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

I'm not sure it was your sleep they were looking into then.

I thought it was an odd way to monitor my breakfast activity too ...

A bit like the gay shop assistant who served me the other day. I’ve got no problems with gay blokes, and I didn’t mind when he insisted on measuring both my inside legs & crotch region extensively. I bought the toaster anyway...

[JK]

Hahaha .. Thats impressive mate

[Grenville]

Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

Had one done a few weeks back, very f***ing uncomfortable.

[Lightning McQueen]

Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

I'm not sure it was your sleep they were looking into then.

I thought it was an odd way to monitor my breakfast activity too ...

A bit like the gay shop assistant who served me the other day. I’ve got no problems with gay blokes, and I didn’t mind when he insisted on measuring both my inside legs & crotch region extensively. I bought the toaster anyway...

I'll give it a like while I can.

[amber_fluid]

Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

I'm not sure it was your sleep they were looking into then.

I thought it was an odd way to monitor my breakfast activity too ...

A bit like the gay shop assistant who served me the other day. I’ve got no problems with gay blokes, and I didn’t mind when he insisted on measuring both my inside legs & crotch region extensively. I bought the toaster anyway...

Can someone move this to the jokes thread or better still......... delete it!

[Bum Crack]

Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

I've had two before and both times the test didn't work because i couldn't actually sleep and the wires kept unplugging when I would toss and turn as I was that ******* uncomfortable. Absolute pain in the arse.

[Pseudo]

Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

I've had two before and both times the test didn't work because i couldn't actually sleep and the wires kept unplugging when I would toss and turn as I was that ******* uncomfortable. Absolute pain in the arse.

You're supposed to sleep, not masturbate...

[Corona Man]

Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

I'm not sure it was your sleep they were looking into then.

I thought it was an odd way to monitor my breakfast activity too ...

A bit like the gay shop assistant who served me the other day. I’ve got no problems with gay blokes, and I didn’t mind when he insisted on measuring both my inside legs & crotch region extensively. I bought the toaster anyway...

Why would you “buy” a toaster.... I thought you had a van full of small appliances for sale at a good price?

[mighty_tiger_79]

Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

Done these.
And the worst thing is at the time I was on night shift. Had requested to be unplugged last in the morning
Seems i was the first...ffs
But i never got the action you got....

[JK]

Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

I've had two before and both times the test didn't work because i couldn't actually sleep and the wires kept unplugging when I would toss and turn as I was that ******* uncomfortable. Absolute pain in the arse.

Yeah thats what Im worried about the "Sorry Mr K you didn't sleep long enough and will need to do it again"

[locky801]

Clubs cancelling footy training because there is a little bit of wind and rain around, wonder if they will forfeit on the weekend

[The Ash Man]

Clubs cancelling footy training because there is a little bit of wind and rain around, wonder if they will forfeit on the weekend

Juniors or Seniors?

I know we cancelled all junior training Wed/Thurs due to weather and to preserve the oval a bit


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[Dutchy]

Yep its not so much about the weather, you certainly don't get much out of a 90 min session in ordinary conditions this time of year, especially if you have been training twice a week since the first week of February. Give the oval a rest, give the body and mind a rest.