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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Wed Jul 31, 2019 1:07 pm

Corona Man wrote:Can this week actually go any slower than it is????


I'd prefer it go slower as it's only bringing me closer to another disappointing loss :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Wed Jul 31, 2019 1:10 pm

MW wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Can this week actually go any slower than it is????


I'd prefer it go slower as it's only bringing me closer to another disappointing loss :lol:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Wed Jul 31, 2019 1:12 pm

Corona Man wrote:
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Corona Man wrote:Can this week actually go any slower than it is????


I'd prefer it go slower as it's only bringing me closer to another disappointing loss :lol:

You'll win this week.


Which is why it will be a disappointing loss ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:07 pm

Corona Man wrote:Can this week actually go any slower than it is????


Nearly 2pm Wednesday mate.

I'll update you throughout the afternoon if you like?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:47 pm

Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:53 pm

JK wrote:Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.


I'm not sure it was your sleep they were looking into then.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:54 pm

Booney wrote:
JK wrote:Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.


I'm not sure it was your sleep they were looking into then.


I thought it was an odd way to monitor my breakfast activity too ...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:17 pm

JK wrote:
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JK wrote:Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.


I'm not sure it was your sleep they were looking into then.


I thought it was an odd way to monitor my breakfast activity too ...


A bit like the gay shop assistant who served me the other day. I’ve got no problems with gay blokes, and I didn’t mind when he insisted on measuring both my inside legs & crotch region extensively. I bought the toaster anyway...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:19 pm

Hahaha .. Thats impressive mate :lol: =D>
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Grenville » Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:57 pm

JK wrote:Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.


Had one done a few weeks back, very f***ing uncomfortable.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:12 pm

Spargo wrote:
JK wrote:
Booney wrote:
JK wrote:Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.


I'm not sure it was your sleep they were looking into then.


I thought it was an odd way to monitor my breakfast activity too ...


A bit like the gay shop assistant who served me the other day. I’ve got no problems with gay blokes, and I didn’t mind when he insisted on measuring both my inside legs & crotch region extensively. I bought the toaster anyway...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:35 pm

Spargo wrote:
JK wrote:
Booney wrote:
JK wrote:Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.


I'm not sure it was your sleep they were looking into then.


I thought it was an odd way to monitor my breakfast activity too ...


A bit like the gay shop assistant who served me the other day. I’ve got no problems with gay blokes, and I didn’t mind when he insisted on measuring both my inside legs & crotch region extensively. I bought the toaster anyway...


Can someone move this to the jokes thread or better still......... delete it!




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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:49 pm

JK wrote:Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

I've had two before and both times the test didn't work because i couldn't actually sleep and the wires kept unplugging when I would toss and turn as I was that ******* uncomfortable. Absolute pain in the arse.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:51 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
JK wrote:Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

I've had two before and both times the test didn't work because i couldn't actually sleep and the wires kept unplugging when I would toss and turn as I was that ******* uncomfortable. Absolute pain in the arse.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Wed Jul 31, 2019 6:23 pm

Spargo wrote:
JK wrote:
Booney wrote:
JK wrote:Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.


I'm not sure it was your sleep they were looking into then.


I thought it was an odd way to monitor my breakfast activity too ...


A bit like the gay shop assistant who served me the other day. I’ve got no problems with gay blokes, and I didn’t mind when he insisted on measuring both my inside legs & crotch region extensively. I bought the toaster anyway...

Why would you “buy” a toaster.... I thought you had a van full of small appliances for sale at a good price?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Jul 31, 2019 6:31 pm

JK wrote:Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

Done these.
And the worst thing is at the time I was on night shift. Had requested to be unplugged last in the morning
Seems i was the first...ffs
But i never got the action you got....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:02 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
JK wrote:Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

I've had two before and both times the test didn't work because i couldn't actually sleep and the wires kept unplugging when I would toss and turn as I was that ******* uncomfortable. Absolute pain in the arse.


Yeah thats what Im worried about the "Sorry Mr K you didn't sleep long enough and will need to do it again" :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:52 am

Clubs cancelling footy training because there is a little bit of wind and rain around, wonder if they will forfeit on the weekend
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:13 am

locky801 wrote:Clubs cancelling footy training because there is a little bit of wind and rain around, wonder if they will forfeit on the weekend


Juniors or Seniors?

I know we cancelled all junior training Wed/Thurs due to weather and to preserve the oval a bit


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:23 am

Yep its not so much about the weather, you certainly don't get much out of a 90 min session in ordinary conditions this time of year, especially if you have been training twice a week since the first week of February. Give the oval a rest, give the body and mind a rest.
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