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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:48 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:38 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:53 am

It's nice to have someone watching over every post you make!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:48 pm

Pissed off mum-to-be has graffiti-ed parts of Frankston in no uncertain terms in an attempt to make contact with the father.

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'Chris u need 2 talk 2 me b4 baby is born': Mystery graffiti covers Melbourne suburb

Who is Chris? And who wants Chris to talk?

Those questions have been puzzling the residents of Frankston in Melbourne's south-east where mysterious graffiti has appeared across the suburb calling for someone named "Chris" to get in touch "before the baby is born".

"Or don't bother after," the vandalism says, sometimes in spray-paint and other times in marker pen.

It is not clear if the graffiti has been done by a distressed pregnant woman, a concerned man, or whether it is a prank, an advertising stunt, or has been painted across Frankston by copycats.

"Chris u need 2 talk 2 me b4 baby is born or don't bother after," the graffiti says over and over again.

The graffiti gained worldwide attention after photos of it were posted on the Frankston Community Noticeboard Facebook page, where many local residents tagged their friends named Chris.

A Frankston City Council spokesman said clean-up crews had moved quickly to remove the graffiti.

He encouraged the people in question to "consider more constructive" ways of communicating.

Frankston mayor Michael O'Reilly said he hoped Chris and the mystery scribe can resolve their dispute, if it is genuine.

"I hope Chris and this mystery person can work through their issues, and in the future, refrain from undertaking illegal activities that bear a cost to ratepayers," he said.

The Facebook post on the Frankston Community Noticeboard was shared about 9700 times in 21 hours.

"It's everywhere around Frankston and it's just ridiculous for ratepayers to be paying for this kind of graffiti removal," Peter Burrows from the Facebook page told The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald.

The post was meant to be "tongue-in-cheek" to get the vandal to stop, he said.

"We posted the photos in an effort for the person to stop."

A Frankston council spokesman said council was alerted to the graffiti thanks to residents using the Snap Send Solve app, which sends maintenance alerts to authorities.

"Council acted quickly to remove the graffiti from affected areas, and would encourage those involved to consider more constructive, and less illegal ways of communicating in the future," the spokesman said.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:54 pm

I'm no graphology expert but the "2" is very similar in each piece of graffiti, suggests to me, at least, that Chris is in deep shit.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:56 pm

Magellan wrote:Pissed off mum-to-be has graffiti-ed parts of Frankston in no uncertain terms in an attempt to make contact with the father.

...
"Or don't bother after," the vandalism says, sometimes in spray-paint and other times in marker pen.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:01 pm

I like the fact she's chosen a public barbecue as one of the places to air her message to Chris.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:05 pm

Magellan wrote:I like the fact she's chosen a public barbecue as one of the places to air her message to Chris.


May well be a place she's aired something else for Chris, given the predicament they're in.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:10 pm

This one is better..
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:20 pm

Frankston... enough said
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:02 pm

Booney wrote:
Magellan wrote:I like the fact she's chosen a public barbecue as one of the places to air her message to Chris.


May well be a place she's aired something else for Chris, given the predicament they're in.

Hoping he'll return to the scene of the crime, so to speak.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:04 pm

The Bedge wrote:This one is better..
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The thing I wanna know is what is she pregnant with if the AFL's the father? Don't tell me there's another expansion team coming. The AFL's already got one problem child it probably shouldn't have had.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:17 pm

Magellan wrote:
The Bedge wrote:This one is better..
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The thing I wanna know is what is she pregnant with if the AFL's the father? Don't tell me there's another expansion team coming. The AFL's already got one problem child it probably shouldn't have had.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:35 pm

The posts that get removed these days :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:13 pm

MW wrote:The posts that get removed these days :lol:

What have I missed this time?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:26 am

Hearing David Gower on the cricket telecast last night reminded me of this classic Clarke and Dawe skit from the 1989 Ashes series. Enjoy.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Aug 02, 2019 3:56 pm

"Anonymous caller" comes up on my phone ( landline ) earlier, its "Ron" from the NBN Technical department. I play along, tell him my computer has been slow, what do I need to do etc. He gives me "Ctrl+Alt+Del" and I say "What sort of **** wit do you think I am?" ( No need for you guys to answer on his behalf. )

He gives me "Go **** yourself and then **** your mother" :shock: What? I just dump him.

15 minutes ago "Ron" calls back! I pick up, "Hello" "AND SEND YOUR WIFE OVER SO I CAN **** HER TOO!"

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 02, 2019 4:07 pm

Booney wrote:"Anonymous caller" comes up on my phone ( landline ) earlier, its "Ron" from the NBN Technical department. I play along, tell him my computer has been slow, what do I need to do etc. He gives me "Ctrl+Alt+Del" and I say "What sort of **** wit do you think I am?" ( No need for you guys to answer on his behalf. )

He gives me "Go **** yourself and then **** your mother" :shock: What? I just dump him.

15 minutes ago "Ron" calls back! I pick up, "Hello" "AND SEND YOUR WIFE OVER SO I CAN **** HER TOO!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did you say "I will later Ron"?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:32 pm

Having to grocery shop on the way home tonight, some freaken special people out here.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:08 pm

North Melbourne releasing their top 10 players of all time but the Shinboner of the Century didn't get a berth :lol:
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