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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:58 am

Booney wrote:
Booney wrote:How's this for a curve ball......

Go for an interview yesterday, perfect timing while my boss is in Melbourne, knock the job back as I don't think it's for me.

Boss comes in this morning with the news our group is up for sale.....how do you spell uncertainty again?


One door closes, another one opens....

Good news.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:35 pm

Booney wrote:How's this for a curve ball......

Go for an interview yesterday, perfect timing while my boss is in Melbourne, knock the job back as I don't think it's for me.

Boss comes in this morning with the news our group is up for sale.....how do you spell uncertainty again?

A sale could take a fair while to go through.... don't make any hasty decisions..... plus they may fire your current boss, and put you in charge!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:34 pm

I’m getting too old for this shit...
Mrs & kids were away for 2 nights, I’ve pretty much spent more time at the pub than everywhere else combined. Friday night I got stuck in a round with some serious drinkers, fast & furious pace & lots of it. Had three phone conversations Friday night when I got home that I simply don’t recall.
Saturday return for a midday start. Long day, not sure what time I got home but it was dark. Wake up this morning cursing my self as I hadn’t done any chores around the house. The family are returning at 10am...
I stumble downstairs & bugger me. I’ve cleaned the kitchen, emptied the dishwasher, washed the non-dishwasher items, done 3 loads of washing, hung it on the line & the rest on the clothes horses, I even prepped the ingredients for today’s roast & slow cooker.
Do not remember doing any of it.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:36 pm

Now theres something to be said about drinking!!!!

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Sun Aug 25, 2019 9:19 pm

Spargo wrote:I’m getting too old for this shit...
Mrs & kids were away for 2 nights, I’ve pretty much spent more time at the pub than everywhere else combined. Friday night I got stuck in a round with some serious drinkers, fast & furious pace & lots of it. Had three phone conversations Friday night when I got home that I simply don’t recall.
Saturday return for a midday start. Long day, not sure what time I got home but it was dark. Wake up this morning cursing my self as I hadn’t done any chores around the house. The family are returning at 10am...
I stumble downstairs & bugger me. I’ve cleaned the kitchen, emptied the dishwasher, washed the non-dishwasher items, done 3 loads of washing, hung it on the line & the rest on the clothes horses, I even prepped the ingredients for today’s roast & slow cooker.
Do not remember doing any of it.


Forgot to out the bins out though!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:43 am

Dutchy wrote:
Spargo wrote:I’m getting too old for this shit...
Mrs & kids were away for 2 nights, I’ve pretty much spent more time at the pub than everywhere else combined. Friday night I got stuck in a round with some serious drinkers, fast & furious pace & lots of it. Had three phone conversations Friday night when I got home that I simply don’t recall.
Saturday return for a midday start. Long day, not sure what time I got home but it was dark. Wake up this morning cursing my self as I hadn’t done any chores around the house. The family are returning at 10am...
I stumble downstairs & bugger me. I’ve cleaned the kitchen, emptied the dishwasher, washed the non-dishwasher items, done 3 loads of washing, hung it on the line & the rest on the clothes horses, I even prepped the ingredients for today’s roast & slow cooker.
Do not remember doing any of it.


Forgot to out the bins out though!

PP done that for him.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 26, 2019 10:12 am

On the Thursday afternoon of round 1 a friend posted in a group chat asking if anyone wanted to join their tipping comp, there was about two hours before the first game.

I asked my daughter and we both joined it thinking it was a bit of fun and it was using the same website as my work one and the safooty one.

I didn't pay much attention to it and there was not much to report in the group chat, I had a look at about round 15 and noticed people had used joker rounds and I had slipped down the order a bit but didn't really care, my daughter goes straight to work from school most Friday's so she'd missed a few games and was languishing.

I see a message in the group chat Friday night saying "sorry for the late notice, the comp was $2 per round so $46 all up and here is the a list of the prize money for the top 3".

The missus thinks I'm a bit dumb as she said "well surely you knew it would be some sort of cost otherwise it wouldn't be a comp", there were kids in it as well as their parents, I've been waiting to see if anyone kicks up a stink, they are really lovely people though so I guess everyone will just be more observant next time round.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Aug 28, 2019 11:22 am

A slogan on the new Pirate Life cartons: We :heart: cans.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:44 pm

https://youtu.be/WgxP798q20U

Get around the Sportsbet guys, they are hilarious!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Armchair expert » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:28 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:https://youtu.be/WgxP798q20U

Get around the Sportsbet guys, they are hilarious!


The subs collector one was very well done.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:23 pm

Nobody posting in the AFL threads.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:51 am

PatowalongaPirate wrote:Nobody posting in the AFL threads.


No A Team driving the agenda, the B Team don't know what to do without the leadership. Testing times.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:04 am

Booney wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Nobody posting in the AFL threads.


No A Team driving the agenda, the B Team don't know what to do without the leadership. Testing times.


Are we possibly at the crossroads?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:21 am

Spargo wrote:
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PatowalongaPirate wrote:Nobody posting in the AFL threads.


No A Team driving the agenda, the B Team don't know what to do without the leadership. Testing times.


Are we possibly at the crossroads?

Has the A Team captain messaged you or tried to ring?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:36 am

Rudderless we are, rudderless.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jim05 » Tue Sep 03, 2019 3:45 pm

Obviously no suitable venues in Geelong as the Cats are holding their B&F at Crown casino.
Will Chris Scott have a sook about having to travel to Melbourne when they have earnt a home town medal count :)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Sep 03, 2019 4:31 pm

Jim05 wrote:Obviously no suitable venues in Geelong as the Cats are holding their B&F at Crown casino.
Will Chris Scott have a sook about having to travel to Melbourne when they have earnt a home town medal count :)

Been there for a few years now.
Bit ridiculous.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:00 pm

That Vegan Massage Therapist b!tch in Perth taking legal action against her neighbours for having BBQs and kids that want to play outdoors.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

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