I need to know....

[amber_fluid]

How do you get Amber Fluid's gyprocker to stop talking about footy once he gets going?

You can’t.
I made the same mistake but thankfully I didn’t pay him by the hour.

Just popped home and he had my sparky bailed up!

He’s an expert on most things not just footy.
Just ask him..........

[Booney]

How do you get Amber Fluid's gyprocker to stop talking about footy once he gets going?

You can’t.
I made the same mistake but thankfully I didn’t pay him by the hour.

Just popped home and he had my sparky bailed up!

He’s an expert on most things not just footy.
Just ask him..........

I won't.

[Rams52]

Anyone been to the prancing pony brewery in the hills?
Worth a trip?

Yes.
Great selection of beers, some awesome pizza’s as well.
Good options for other food also.
Good tasting paddles which are a good way to work out what you want to drink!
I work a 2 min walk away from it......

[mickey]

Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.

Anyone have any tips???

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[Booney]

Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.

Anyone have any tips???

When they ask what do you do outside of work you say "Hookers and cocaine", perfect ice breaker and sure to get many lol's.

[amber_fluid]

Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.

Anyone have any tips???

When they ask what do you do outside of work you say "Hookers and cocaine", perfect ice breaker and sure to get many lol's.

Maybe delete the evidence from your face book page first though

[JK]

Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.

Anyone have any tips???

When they ask what do you do outside of work you say "Hookers and cocaine", perfect ice breaker and sure to get many lol's.

Hope the jobs not with Anglicare ...

[woodublieve12]

Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.

Anyone have any tips???

When they ask what do you do outside of work you say "Hookers and cocaine", perfect ice breaker and sure to get many lol's.

Take a friend

[Bum Crack]

Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.

Anyone have any tips???

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Have a couple of Valium

[Dutchy]

Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.

Anyone have any tips???

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If asked to describe what you did in a certain situation use the STAR technique -

https://www.thebalancecareers.com/what- ... ue-2061629

[Booney]

Ask them "If I get the job, will you tell me or the unsuccessful applicants first?"

[whufc]

Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.

Anyone have any tips???

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Answer the direct question first, if you need to fill your answer with fluff do it after you have answered the initial question.

[Johno6]

moving house this weekend and looking at getting my tv's professionally wall mounted

anyone have any people they have used before and recommend?

[Pseudo]

Looking to get some of those whirlybird vents installed in the roof before the hot weather really kicks in.

Can anyone recommend someone who can supply and install such vents?

[heater31]

Looking to get some of those whirlybird vents installed in the roof before the hot weather really kicks in.

Can anyone recommend someone who can supply and install such vents?

That Home improvement joint by the Cross Rd overpass

[JK]

Looking to get some of those whirlybird vents installed in the roof before the hot weather really kicks in.

Can anyone recommend someone who can supply and install such vents?

Solatube

[Footy Chick]

Because I'm a dumb arse, I need to know the answer to this

A Japanese ship was sailing in the Pacific Ocean.

The Japanese captain of the ship put his diamond chain and Rolex watch on a shelf, went to get a shower and returned ten minutes later. Now listen carefully, as I will only tell it once: When he returned, both the chain and the watch were missing!! He called the crew of his ship together.
There were four of them. A British guy was the cook of the ship. The captain asked him: "Where were you the last ten minutes?" And the cook answered "I was in the cold storage room to select the meat for lunch".
A Sri Lankan was the house keeping guy. The captain repeated his question to him, and learnt that the Sri Lankan was at the top of the ship correcting the flag which had been put upside down.
An Indian guy was the engineer maintaining the ship. Same question, and the Indian told that the he was in the generator room checking the generator.
A French guy also served on the house keeping crew. Same question, and the French told that he was sleeping after the night shift. Within ten seconds the smart captain caught the thief. Who was the thief? How did the captain find him?

[The Bedge]

Because I'm a dumb arse, I need to know the answer to this

A Japanese ship was sailing in the Pacific Ocean.

The Japanese captain of the ship put his diamond chain and Rolex watch on a shelf, went to get a shower and returned ten minutes later. Now listen carefully, as I will only tell it once: When he returned, both the chain and the watch were missing!! He called the crew of his ship together.
There were four of them. A British guy was the cook of the ship. The captain asked him: "Where were you the last ten minutes?" And the cook answered "I was in the cold storage room to select the meat for lunch".
A Sri Lankan was the house keeping guy. The captain repeated his question to him, and learnt that the Sri Lankan was at the top of the ship correcting the flag which had been put upside down.
An Indian guy was the engineer maintaining the ship. Same question, and the Indian told that the he was in the generator room checking the generator.
A French guy also served on the house keeping crew. Same question, and the French told that he was sleeping after the night shift. Within ten seconds the smart captain caught the thief. Who was the thief? How did the captain find him?

Sri Lankan - Japanese flag is white with a red circle, cant be upside down.

[Lightning McQueen]

Because I'm a dumb arse, I need to know the answer to this

A Japanese ship was sailing in the Pacific Ocean.

The Japanese captain of the ship put his diamond chain and Rolex watch on a shelf, went to get a shower and returned ten minutes later. Now listen carefully, as I will only tell it once: When he returned, both the chain and the watch were missing!! He called the crew of his ship together.
There were four of them. A British guy was the cook of the ship. The captain asked him: "Where were you the last ten minutes?" And the cook answered "I was in the cold storage room to select the meat for lunch".
A Sri Lankan was the house keeping guy. The captain repeated his question to him, and learnt that the Sri Lankan was at the top of the ship correcting the flag which had been put upside down.
An Indian guy was the engineer maintaining the ship. Same question, and the Indian told that the he was in the generator room checking the generator.
A French guy also served on the house keeping crew. Same question, and the French told that he was sleeping after the night shift. Within ten seconds the smart captain caught the thief. Who was the thief? How did the captain find him?

Sri Lanka because the Japanese flag is the same either way up, he was lying.

[Brodlach]

Beat me to it (shakes me fist)