Things that make you laugh

[mighty_tiger_79]

The selectors at my local cricket club. Played round 1 in the 2's, was listed to bat at 6, and we made the runs 4 down, padded up, didn't get a hit. Round 2 I was "eased" back to the 3's (having played 2's every game last season) was listed to bat at 3, we made the runs none down. Then missed a 2 week game, Round 3 as I was away with work. Round 4 & I am recalled to the 2's on the strength of not getting a bat, and missing a game.....oh and my net form is awful!

This just has David Warners "I'm not out of form, just outta runs" all over it.

Can't be out of runs when you don't get to bat in the middle!

You can still score off french cuts[emoji3]

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[mighty_tiger_79]

I tell ya what makes me Laugh and will give me the shits tomorrow morning is i played about 14 holes this arvo.
Have not hit my driver any better.
Im fairly sure that will disappear at 7.18am tomorrow[emoji22]

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[LMA]

Our water meter has had a small leak for some time ( maybe months, ask Mrs Boon, she'll know how long she's been telling me about it ) and I've got onto SA Water this morning about it. Their answer :

Thanks for contacting us regarding a water meter fault. We aim to assess within 18 days.

18 days?

If the leak is on their side of the meter, as in the water pipe attaching the meter, they won’t fix it unless it is pissing out.

If it is the pipe attaching after/at the tap, good luck with getting them to fix it.

It's the connection between the tap and the meter. Excellent.

Good luck with that.
Report back next year when they reply to you

Mine is leaking at the meter tap which doesn’t cost me anything as the meter isn’t reading it yet.
I logged it with SAWater and they told me to let it water the grass as it wasn’t costing me anything.
Too bad about preserving water though.

I enquired about getting my meter elevated 100-150mm as the reading is just above the soil line. The robbers estimated $800-$1000.

[heater31]

[quote="Booney"]Our water meter has had a small leak for some time ( maybe months, ask Mrs Boon, she'll know how long she's been telling me about it ) and I've got onto SA Water this morning about it. Their answer :

Thanks for contacting us regarding a water meter fault. We aim to assess within 18 days.

18 days? [emoji38]

If the leak is on their side of the meter, as in the water pipe attaching the meter, they won’t fix it unless it is pissing out.

If it is the pipe attaching after/at the tap, good luck with getting them to fix it.

It's the connection between the tap and the meter. Excellent.

Good luck with that.
Report back next year when they reply to you

Mine is leaking at the meter tap which doesn’t cost me anything as the meter isn’t reading it yet.
I logged it with SAWater and they told me to let it water the grass as it wasn’t costing me anything.
Too bad about preserving water though.

I enquired about getting my meter elevated 100-150mm as the reading is just above the soil line. The robbers estimated $800-$1000.[/quote]Estimated? Pretty sure they have a price list for such a job!

[LMA]

What difference does it make what wording I use it was a while ago. Dug up the old email for you $818 to be exact. Still Robbers

[amber_fluid]

What difference does it make what wording I use it was a while ago. Dug up the old email for you $818 to be exact. Still Robbers

Does that include GST?

[LMA]

What difference does it make what wording I use it was a while ago. Dug up the old email for you $818 to be exact. Still Robbers

Does that include GST?

Don't Amber

No GST at all

[amber_fluid]

What difference does it make what wording I use it was a while ago. Dug up the old email for you $818 to be exact. Still Robbers

Does that include GST?

Don't Amber

No GST at all

[Grenville]

Watching Jacko on Open Mike again today. Loved watching Mike Sheahan squirm.

[The Ash Man]

Indian dude named “David Miller” just rang my office from the NBN Technical Team.
I put him on hold for 10mins then listened to his spiel and told him we don’t even have NBN here yet.
He wasn’t happy that I wasted his time, pot and kettle mate


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[Booney]

Indian dude named “David Miller” just rang my office from the NBN Technical Team.
I put him on hold for 10mins then listened to his spiel and told him we don’t even have NBN here yet.
He wasn’t happy that I wasted his time, pot and kettle mate

As soon as I pick up that it's a scammer I start panting then as I'm *puffing* "I'm glad you called, what are you wearing?"

Usually moves them along pretty quick.

[Lightning McQueen]

Indian dude named “David Miller” just rang my office from the NBN Technical Team.
I put him on hold for 10mins then listened to his spiel and told him we don’t even have NBN here yet.
He wasn’t happy that I wasted his time, pot and kettle mate

As soon as I pick up that it's a scammer I start panting then as I'm *puffing* "I'm glad you called, what are you wearing?"

Usually moves them along pretty quick.

Especially when they're male.

[Spargo]

Indian dude named “David Miller” just rang my office from the NBN Technical Team.
I put him on hold for 10mins then listened to his spiel and told him we don’t even have NBN here yet.
He wasn’t happy that I wasted his time, pot and kettle mate

As soon as I pick up that it's a scammer I start panting then as I'm *puffing* "I'm glad you called, what are you wearing?"

Usually moves them along pretty quick.

Especially when they're male.

NTTAWWT

[Spangas]

Indian dude named “David Miller” just rang my office from the NBN Technical Team.
I put him on hold for 10mins then listened to his spiel and told him we don’t even have NBN here yet.
He wasn’t happy that I wasted his time, pot and kettle mate

As soon as I pick up that it's a scammer I start panting then as I'm *puffing* "I'm glad you called, what are you wearing?"

Usually moves them along pretty quick.

Especially when they're male.

NTTAWWT

Not at all....vomit.....not at all

[Booney]

After my well documented Melbourne Cup trifecta win/loss yesterday afternoon I've had three people at work this morning all joking and jovial skipping about asking me if I'm laughing about it yet. How ******* thick would you have to be? ******* morons.

[Bum Crack]

After my well documented Melbourne Cup trifecta win/loss yesterday afternoon I've had three people at work this morning all joking and jovial skipping about asking me if I'm laughing about it yet. How ******* thick would you have to be? ******* morons.

How's the poor bastard who had the original tri at 2000%. Missed out on nearly $104K

[Brodlach]

After my well documented Melbourne Cup trifecta win/loss yesterday afternoon I've had three people at work this morning all joking and jovial skipping about asking me if I'm laughing about it yet. How ******* thick would you have to be? ******* morons.

How's the poor bastard who had the original tri at 2000%. Missed out on nearly $104K

Ouch! That’s racing though

[Lightning McQueen]

After my well documented Melbourne Cup trifecta win/loss yesterday afternoon I've had three people at work this morning all joking and jovial skipping about asking me if I'm laughing about it yet. How ******* thick would you have to be? ******* morons.

How's the poor bastard who had the original tri at 2000%. Missed out on nearly $104K

Ouch! That’s racing though

It's only gambling when you lose.

[Bum Crack]

After my well documented Melbourne Cup trifecta win/loss yesterday afternoon I've had three people at work this morning all joking and jovial skipping about asking me if I'm laughing about it yet. How ******* thick would you have to be? ******* morons.

How's the poor bastard who had the original tri at 2000%. Missed out on nearly $104K

Ouch! That’s racing though

It's only gambling when you lose.

I had Master of Reality in the sweep i was in and went from winning $500.00 to a protest and relegated to 4th place and $0.00 lol. Story of my life. Missus and I had a good laugh about it last night.

[Lightning McQueen]

I had Master of Reality in the sweep i was in and went from winning $500.00 to a protest and relegated to 4th place and $0.00 lol. Story of my life. Missus and I had a good laugh about it last night.

Ouch!

Just on that, have the rules changed? I always thought that if 4th protested against 2nd and it was upheld then 2nd would become 3rd and 3rd become 2nd, it stumped a few of us yesterday.