Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:19 pm

MW wrote:I dont think I've ever heard of two hammys going at once...my god

Adam Treloar did both I reckon.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:38 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:48 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Corona virus making my work life even more painful than it already is :?
You going on holidays to China [emoji6]
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:09 pm

Jase wrote:So older Junior Jase has been talking up how.much bigger, stronger and faster he is than me these days and he was needling me so much that Australia Day we had a sprint from one end of the.local oval to the other...

Now he's a couple of inches taller than me and he's a wirey BUGGER so he's got me in the strength area as well but there is no way he's faster than me...

Mrs Jase just shook her head and we started the race... Junior was a yard ahead of me after 50m but I hadn't tuned the jets on, hit the gas and bang bang, both Hammies have near exploded...

Mrs Jase looked at me, rounded up the kids and walked home...

I had to shuffle the 600m home, Mrs did come.and pick me up half way home, gave me the frozen peas and then just quietly sniggered as she messaged her friends about he idiot husband...

This is me yesterday...

Stupid old age... :)


Similar story....

Took U14 girls training. Warmed up, did everything and the body felt pretty good (for an old fart). I asked the girls to pick the cones up at the end of training. She said "race you to the cone". Ego took hold. I took off, chased her down, got two steps from the cone and BANG.... hammy blows out. I had a committee meeting straight afterward and by crikey I'd forgotten how difficult it is to sit down with a torn hammy.

Then I get home and get a lecture "you're nearly 50 and you're trying to race a 13 year old!". Hmm, crash, down to earth.

Many bags of ice later, I am back on the bike but I still can't run or kick a footy.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:22 am

**** wits who can't hold their grog and get punchy.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:34 am

Booney wrote:**** wits who can't hold their grog and get punchy.

There must be a story behind this. Do tell.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:40 am

Magellan wrote:
Booney wrote:**** wits who can't hold their grog and get punchy.

There must be a story behind this. Do tell.


At a show Saturday night, one dickhead ruined the night for everyone else.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:50 am

Booney wrote:**** wits who can't hold their grog and get punchy.


Sounds like my in laws
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:53 am

Booney wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Booney wrote:**** wits who can't hold their grog and get punchy.

There must be a story behind this. Do tell.


At a show Saturday night, one dickhead ruined the night for everyone else.


Sadly it's a common occurrence with said individual
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:00 am

Booney wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Booney wrote:**** wits who can't hold their grog and get punchy.

There must be a story behind this. Do tell.


At a show Saturday night, one dickhead ruined the night for everyone else.

Often the way, sadly. Did justice prevail with Mr Dickhead being put back in his place?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:04 am

Magellan wrote:
Booney wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Booney wrote:**** wits who can't hold their grog and get punchy.

There must be a story behind this. Do tell.


At a show Saturday night, one dickhead ruined the night for everyone else.

Often the way, sadly. Did justice prevail with Mr Dickhead being put back in his place?


No, he's got far more practice at that sort of thing than anyone there.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:11 am

Booney wrote:
Magellan wrote:Often the way, sadly. Did justice prevail with Mr Dickhead being put back in his place?


No, he's got far more practice at that sort of thing than anyone there.


It has happened before and will again. Copping a touch up might be the best thing for him in the long run.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:43 am

Booney wrote:
No, he's got far more practice at that sort of thing than anyone there.


Out with Carey, eh? :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:49 pm

JK wrote:
Booney wrote:
Magellan wrote:Often the way, sadly. Did justice prevail with Mr Dickhead being put back in his place?


No, he's got far more practice at that sort of thing than anyone there.


It has happened before and will again. Copping a touch up might be the best thing for him in the long run.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cracka » Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:20 pm

Jase wrote:So older Junior Jase has been talking up how.much bigger, stronger and faster he is than me these days and he was needling me so much that Australia Day we had a sprint from one end of the.local oval to the other...

Now he's a couple of inches taller than me and he's a wirey BUGGER so he's got me in the strength area as well but there is no way he's faster than me...

Mrs Jase just shook her head and we started the race... Junior was a yard ahead of me after 50m but I hadn't tuned the jets on, hit the gas and bang bang, both Hammies have near exploded...

Mrs Jase looked at me, rounded up the kids and walked home...

I had to shuffle the 600m home, Mrs did come.and pick me up half way home, gave me the frozen peas and then just quietly sniggered as she messaged her friends about he idiot husband...

This is me yesterday...

Stupid old age... :)

Can feel your frustration. On Saturday the family did the foam fest fun run. I tried to race my son on one of the slides & just as I've dived onto it I've slipped & torn my hammy. Bad news is its a high grade tear & couldn't finish the rest of the course, good news is I beat him to the bottom of the slide. Gotta stop trying to compete with him considering he's 18, solidly built & a fully qualified PT.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:35 am

When your own organisation that is, on many levels, completely and utterly inept also shows no interest in rectifying the issues.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:46 am

Certainly makes like difficult. Especially when some of the issues are easily resolved!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:54 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Certainly makes like difficult. Especially when some of the issues are easily resolved!


Our Melbourne plant is a ******* zoo, there's no accountability, no discipline.

I complained about some manufacturing issues, the production manager rang me to discuss, I voiced those concerns and he talked over me with "Blah Blah Blah", literally over the top of me.

I told him to get ******, in that many words.

I'll let you know how my next call goes.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:20 am

[emoji33]its all happening....should be an interest chat...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby daysofourlives » Thu Feb 13, 2020 5:29 pm

Booney wrote:When your own organisation that is, on many levels, completely and utterly inept also shows no interest in rectifying the issues.


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