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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Thu Mar 05, 2020 12:26 pm

Toothache.... off to the butcher's tomorrow.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:01 am

Sick of women in particular mothers of young children - my own partner included - who whinge about how out of control kids are, or that they don't listen, or throw tantrums etc etc.

Well how about when they misbehave, you stop whipping your phone out to catch the adorable moment on film to post to social media, and actually discipline the kids. :roll:

**** me dead! No wonder they don't listen - everything they do is met with the back of a phone and a stare in amazement.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:13 am

The Bedge wrote:Sick of women in particular mothers of young children - my own partner included - who whinge about how out of control kids are, or that they don't listen, or throw tantrums etc etc.

Well how about when they misbehave, you stop whipping your phone out to catch the adorable moment on film to post to social media, and actually discipline the kids. :roll:

**** me dead! No wonder they don't listen - everything they do is met with the back of a phone and a stare in amazement.


Unfortunately discipline is a foreign word for so many parents these days, it’s all too hard for them.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:16 am

Corona Man wrote:Toothache.... off to the butcher's tomorrow.

What time's your appointment? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:52 am

Magellan wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Toothache.... off to the butcher's tomorrow.

What time's your appointment? ;)

I got roasted last week for making that dad joke!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:56 pm

The Bedge wrote:Sick of women in particular mothers of young children - my own partner included - who whinge about how out of control kids are, or that they don't listen, or throw tantrums etc etc.

Well how about when they misbehave, you stop whipping your phone out to catch the adorable moment on film to post to social media, and actually discipline the kids. :roll:

**** me dead! No wonder they don't listen - everything they do is met with the back of a phone and a stare in amazement.

My step kids whinge to their dad because I'm too strict or have too many rules, he loves it and tells them "well maybe you should listen to him".

There's always some avoidable bullshit going on, my kids know that life is far easier when I don't have veins popping out of my forehead so they just make sure they keep within the rules and don't bother answering back.

My 17 year old daughter doesn't like to be told, she'll try to argue her defence but I just tell her not to bother as I think one thing and she thinks another and nothing will change, I refuse to argue with my kids.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:41 am

Our long haired border collie pup, 8 months old.
He got walked twice yesterday. First was 2km along the beach then later let off the lead at the dog park where he ran around for a good hour.
Kids come home from school & play with him for ages, really try & wear him out. Wife goes out & spends more time with him. I get home, feed him and sit out there keeping him company whilst I have a beer. Get up this morning & the little f#cker has dug everywhere. Made a real mess of the garden, lawn & potted plants.
He has plenty of toys to play with & chew on & gets unlimited attention. People say they dig when they’re bored, not sure what else we could’ve done as a family yesterday to keep him entertained.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:02 pm

Spargo wrote:Our long haired border collie pup, 8 months old.
He got walked twice yesterday. First was 2km along the beach then later let off the lead at the dog park where he ran around for a good hour.
Kids come home from school & play with him for ages, really try & wear him out. Wife goes out & spends more time with him. I get home, feed him and sit out there keeping him company whilst I have a beer. Get up this morning & the little f#cker has dug everywhere. Made a real mess of the garden, lawn & potted plants.
He has plenty of toys to play with & chew on & gets unlimited attention. People say they dig when they’re bored, not sure what else we could’ve done as a family yesterday to keep him entertained.


Went through this about 12 months ago.
Got expert opinions from everywhere.
Bought different chew toys, tried sprays on furniture and plants etc and other stuff but nothing worked.

He grew out of it eventually thankfully.
Chews the occasional shoe if you leave it lying around still but nothing else.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:07 pm

Spargo wrote:Our long haired border collie pup, 8 months old.
He got walked twice yesterday. First was 2km along the beach then later let off the lead at the dog park where he ran around for a good hour.
Kids come home from school & play with him for ages, really try & wear him out. Wife goes out & spends more time with him. I get home, feed him and sit out there keeping him company whilst I have a beer. Get up this morning & the little f#cker has dug everywhere. Made a real mess of the garden, lawn & potted plants.
He has plenty of toys to play with & chew on & gets unlimited attention. People say they dig when they’re bored, not sure what else we could’ve done as a family yesterday to keep him entertained.
I raise you a 4 year old pug. **** of a thing wakes up anytime between 2am to 5am scratching on furniture or doors. Same thing run the animal ragged own bed at the foot of ours yet this shit happens daily.... I've had enough, missus has had enough!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:09 pm

Spargo wrote:Our long haired border collie pup, 8 months old.
He got walked twice yesterday. First was 2km along the beach then later let off the lead at the dog park where he ran around for a good hour.
Kids come home from school & play with him for ages, really try & wear him out. Wife goes out & spends more time with him. I get home, feed him and sit out there keeping him company whilst I have a beer. Get up this morning & the little f#cker has dug everywhere. Made a real mess of the garden, lawn & potted plants.
He has plenty of toys to play with & chew on & gets unlimited attention. People say they dig when they’re bored, not sure what else we could’ve done as a family yesterday to keep him entertained.

He wanted another walk.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:10 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:Our long haired border collie pup, 8 months old.
He got walked twice yesterday. First was 2km along the beach then later let off the lead at the dog park where he ran around for a good hour.
Kids come home from school & play with him for ages, really try & wear him out. Wife goes out & spends more time with him. I get home, feed him and sit out there keeping him company whilst I have a beer. Get up this morning & the little f#cker has dug everywhere. Made a real mess of the garden, lawn & potted plants.
He has plenty of toys to play with & chew on & gets unlimited attention. People say they dig when they’re bored, not sure what else we could’ve done as a family yesterday to keep him entertained.


Went through this about 12 months ago.
Got expert opinions from everywhere.
Bought different chew toys, tried sprays on furniture and plants etc and other stuff but nothing worked.

He grew out of it eventually thankfully.
Chews the occasional shoe if you leave it lying around still but nothing else.


He’s dug a whole in the middle of the lawn, I’m not kidding, it’s 50cm wide & 70cm deep.
It looks like a f#cking meteorite landed in our front yard.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:13 pm

Digging for a new flagpole?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:15 pm

Dutchy wrote:Digging for a new flagpole?

Pissing on the existing one?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:18 pm

Corona Man wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Digging for a new flagpole?

Pissing on the existing one?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:20 pm

:lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:20 pm

Dutchy wrote:Digging for a new flagpole?

Stockpiling for a lockdown.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:23 pm

Booney wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Digging for a new flagpole?

Pissing on the existing one?


When I find it mate. When I find it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:47 pm

My pressure is good, but I'll struggle to get up to there. :lol:

Won't die wondering though.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:59 pm

Booney wrote:My pressure is good, but I'll struggle to get up to there. :lol:

Won't die wondering though.

Get creative, piss in a cup and throw it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:34 pm

The Bedge wrote:
Booney wrote:My pressure is good, but I'll struggle to get up to there. [emoji38]

Won't die wondering though.

Get creative, piss in a cup and throw it.
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