Coronavirus (Covid19)

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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:12 am

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Q. wrote:In further pressing developments, the instruction for hairdressers regarding 30 minutes per patron will be lifted (effective immediately), but that the 4sqm rule per person must be strictly observed within the premises.


30 mins?
I’m in and out in 10


He’s talking hairdressers, not massage parlours...


I get a rub and tug and a haircut in under 10.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Brodlach » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:14 am

My wife said there would be no way she could get a haircut in less than 30 minutes let alone a colour (that takes about 3 hours)
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:15 am

There is going to be an absolute dearth of marriages in the next 5 years.

Those tinder pics with full pouty lips, clean crisp eyebrows, smooth tops lips and in time the presented and nicely manicured landing strips will present like deflated balloons, vacant blocks nobody has mowed for months with David Boon like 'taches and a nether region that, behind lacy smalls appears to be housing one giant koala whose ears have managed to release themselves from captivity.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby heater31 » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:16 am

Brodlach wrote:My wife said there would be no way she could get a haircut in less than 30 minutes let alone a colour (that takes about 3 hours)
You got a bath tub? She can colour her hair at home [emoji6]
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby whufc » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:17 am

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tipper wrote:We were booked to leave adelaide on a cruise to nz on 6 april. Obviously not happening now, but we will rebook it at some point.

Its either rebook it or lose all the money we spent on accomodation, car hire and flights back to adelaide. The cruise company offered a refund, but everything else only offered cresit to be spent again within 12 months.

Was going to be our first ever trip overseas too.

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I buy it for all my family because I know who’ll end up paying if it doesn’t work.
Many policies exclude cover if you get hurt whilst pi$$ed. That never happens on holidays :shock:


Unfortunately not the ACCC Director has come out today and said airlines, travel companies etc are not required to give a full refund due to the decision being a federal government decision not to travel. Supposedly their not even required to give credit.

The whole they must give a refund thing has been a complete myth.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:17 am

heater31 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:My wife said there would be no way she could get a haircut in less than 30 minutes let alone a colour (that takes about 3 hours)
You got a bath tub? She can colour her hair at home [emoji6]


Miss Boon, with formal training, does hers at home, she reckons the cost of the home kits will go through the roof.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Corona Man » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:18 am

Booney wrote:There is going to be an absolute dearth of marriages in the next 5 years.

Those tinder pics with full pouty lips, clean crisp eyebrows, smooth tops lips and in time the presented and nicely manicured landing strips will present like deflated balloons, vacant blocks nobody has mowed for months with David Boon like 'taches and a nether region that, behind lacy smalls appears to be housing one giant koala whose ears have managed to release themselves from captivity.

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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Dutchy » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:18 am

Lets just hope the airlines survive this otherwise any credits will be worth SFA anyway
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:20 am

Dutchy wrote:Lets just hope the airlines survive this otherwise any credits will be worth SFA anyway


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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Dutchy » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:24 am

Some rumours of a lock down announced tomorrow (hope my wife doesn't get the paint by then)
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:26 am

Dutchy wrote:Some rumours of a lock down announced tomorrow (hope my wife doesn't get the paint by then)


Victoria, NSW and ACT look set to break ranks and lock down at COB tomorrow.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Corona Man » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:32 am

Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Some rumours of a lock down announced tomorrow (hope my wife doesn't get the paint by then)


Victoria, NSW and ACT look set to break ranks and lock down at COB tomorrow.

Dan Andrews in Vic has been hinting at total lockdown most of the week. It’s on I reckon.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:37 am

bulldogproud wrote:
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bulldogproud wrote:.


BP - those risks for teachers are real no doubt, but not different to many other people playing critical roles in their community, you don't seem to make that link.

BTW have you got your results back yet?


Dutchy, still no results yet - which is frustrating, as I feel pretty well, apart from an asthmatic cough.
My reasons for not keeping schools open are not so much for teachers, Dutchy, I agree with what you say on that. I think my very very very very very very long rant pretty much spells out all my reasoning. My plan is not to say anything more on it on here - I have done all I can.

I call Bullshit.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Jim05 » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:46 am

Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Some rumours of a lock down announced tomorrow (hope my wife doesn't get the paint by then)


Victoria, NSW and ACT look set to break ranks and lock down at COB tomorrow.

Dan Andrews in Vic has been hinting at total lockdown most of the week. It’s on I reckon.
Yeah, Andrews is all over the shop.
Has been saying for weeks he won’t shut down his borders but now it looks like they will go into a restricted lockdown
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Brodlach » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:48 am

heater31 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:My wife said there would be no way she could get a haircut in less than 30 minutes let alone a colour (that takes about 3 hours)
You got a bath tub? She can colour her hair at home [emoji6]


She did, the outcome is not great :lol:
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby locky801 » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:52 am

Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Some rumours of a lock down announced tomorrow (hope my wife doesn't get the paint by then)


Victoria, NSW and ACT look set to break ranks and lock down at COB tomorrow.



But will Marshall follow the leader is the question here in SA :roll:
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Spangas » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:54 am

Dutchy wrote:
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Bum Crack wrote:Should I feel guilty going for a walk with the missus every morning? I swear people have driven past us shaking their heads the cockheads.


We’re doing it each day.
10am walk to get takeaway coffees.
Keep your distance but you need exercise.


Even in the full shutdowns in the UK you are still allowed to exercise outdoors.

I went for a bike ride last night, first one for over a week, don't underestimate the mental health benefits of exercise.

I bought an e-bike at the start of the year and ride to work most days during the week (25km round trip). I mainly did it to lose weight, but the ride home is always great for clearing my head.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Brodlach » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:55 am

I don’t think Marshall should, currently reasonably controlled here. Take the yank tourists and the people they effected and the cruise ship people out and we haven’t had a big spread
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:56 am

On a scale of 1-10 for those at work (or working from home), what's the motivation level at?
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Jimmy_041 » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:59 am

Booney wrote:On a scale of 1-10 for those at work (or working from home), what's the motivation level at?


Not getting laid off is a massive motivator for everyone
What’s the chances of getting a job in the foreseeable future!
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