Coronavirus (Covid19)

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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Pseudo » Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:46 am

Dutchy wrote:
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Pseudo wrote:Perhaps he gets UberEats delivered from Shenzhen?


The poached bat is great.


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Yak penis with broccoli.

https://theculturetrip.com/asia/china/a ... ves-penis/

"white meat is thought to be more healthy for women and dark meat better for men." :lol:
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:50 am

Each group of diners gets a personal waitress, who will explain the health benefits of the different kind of shafts.

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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Jim05 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:51 am

tigerpie wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
Booney wrote:
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Booney"]Here's some food for thought.

Will the future see an Aussie built car once again?
Nope.
Everyone is doing their bit and being patriotic currently but when push comes to shove finance dictates what people are willing to pay and most people won’t pay 20-30% extra for an Australian made car.
With the ridiculous wages being paid it just isn’t viable


Agreed, I'm only floating a hypothetical though.

But, the government is going to have to drive our economy through the roof and what better way than stopping/restricting cheap imports ( of all manner of things ) and manufacture them locally? A whole supply chain once again lives.
True but car manufacturing is just too costly in Australia. No one wants to pay top dollar for the garbage Holden and Ford were producing

Jim. Ever owned one?
The VF is one of the finest cars in the world!
Its an attitude shift in the buyer that we need.
That goes for all Australian products.
Every time you buy one you should be proud you are keeping your neighbour, your mate, your kids mate, in a job.
But no its cheaper to buy a Great Wall shitbox so that's what you'll do.
I'm alright Jack screw the rest of ya mentality. Not the Australian way.[/quote][quote="tigerpie wrote:
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Jim05 wrote:[quote="Booney"]Here's some food for thought.

Will the future see an Aussie built car once again?
Nope.
Everyone is doing their bit and being patriotic currently but when push comes to shove finance dictates what people are willing to pay and most people won’t pay 20-30% extra for an Australian made car.
With the ridiculous wages being paid it just isn’t viable


Agreed, I'm only floating a hypothetical though.

But, the government is going to have to drive our economy through the roof and what better way than stopping/restricting cheap imports ( of all manner of things ) and manufacture them locally? A whole supply chain once again lives.
True but car manufacturing is just too costly in Australia. No one wants to pay top dollar for the garbage Holden and Ford were producing

Jim. Ever owned one?
The VF is one of the finest cars in the world!
Its an attitude shift in the buyer that we need.
That goes for all Australian products.
Every time you buy one you should be proud you are keeping your neighbour, your mate, your kids mate, in a job.
But no its cheaper to buy a Great Wall shitbox so that's what you'll do.
I'm alright Jack screw the rest of ya mentality. Not the Australian way.[/quote]Have owned plenty of Holden’s over time and as a former mechanic I know more than enough about the motor industry.
I have only purchased European vehicles or Toyota’s for about the last 10 years and wouldn’t buy some cheap Chinese car anyway and the VF would be well down my list also.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Q. » Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:52 am

Booney wrote:
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Q. wrote:China annually imports 4.5 million tonnes of Australian barley worth $1.2 billion on average.

You cut that off, you cripple every farmer in Australia.

No problem, new pricing structure post Covid-19 - that Barley is now worth $2.4 billion.


That's be nice, but that's not how it works.


As someone who is involved in importing from China I can tell you it's exactly how they work!


Unfortunately it's not how the global grain trade would work and it would simply be a breach of the ChAFTA.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Jim05 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:53 am

Q. wrote:
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Q. wrote:
Corona Man wrote:[quote="Q."]China annually imports 4.5 million tonnes of Australian barley worth $1.2 billion on average.

You cut that off, you cripple every farmer in Australia.

No problem, new pricing structure post Covid-19 - that Barley is now worth $2.4 billion.


That's be nice, but that's not how it works.


As someone who is involved in importing from China I can tell you it's exactly how they work!


Unfortunately it's not how the global grain trade would work and it would simply be a breach of the ChAFTA.[/quote]Exactly!
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:09 am

Sorry for change of subject, but is anyone able to confirm if golf has now been banned in SA? It had changed to two people only could play together but then someone said it has now been banned altogether.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby MW » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:09 am

Bum Crack wrote:Sorry for change of subject, but is anyone able to confirm if golf has now been banned in SA? It had changed to two people only could play together but then someone said it has now been banned altogether.


Banned mate
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:11 am

MW wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Sorry for change of subject, but is anyone able to confirm if golf has now been banned in SA? It had changed to two people only could play together but then someone said it has now been banned altogether.


Banned mate

Bugger. That was a good bit of exercise for me and the other half.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Q. » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:12 am

Bum Crack wrote:Sorry for change of subject, but is anyone able to confirm if golf has now been banned in SA? It had changed to two people only could play together but then someone said it has now been banned altogether.


If it's a golf wedding and your hairdresser is there, you'll be fine

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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Pseudo » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:15 am

Bum Crack wrote:
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Bum Crack wrote:Sorry for change of subject, but is anyone able to confirm if golf has now been banned in SA? It had changed to two people only could play together but then someone said it has now been banned altogether.


Banned mate

Bugger. That was a good bit of exercise for me and the other half.

There's always bedroom golf...
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:17 am

Q. wrote:Unfortunately it's not how the global grain trade would work and it would simply be a breach of the ChAFTA.


Well I am laughing, global grain trade governed by CHAF-TA. :lol:
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Corona Man » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:17 am

Pseudo wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
MW wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Sorry for change of subject, but is anyone able to confirm if golf has now been banned in SA? It had changed to two people only could play together but then someone said it has now been banned altogether.


Banned mate

Bugger. That was a good bit of exercise for me and the other half.

There's always bedroom golf...

You'll start on the back 9?
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby whufc » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:17 am

Pseudo wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
MW wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Sorry for change of subject, but is anyone able to confirm if golf has now been banned in SA? It had changed to two people only could play together but then someone said it has now been banned altogether.


Banned mate

Bugger. That was a good bit of exercise for me and the other half.

There's always bedroom golf...


I struggle to find the 18 holes.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:18 am

Pseudo wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
MW wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Sorry for change of subject, but is anyone able to confirm if golf has now been banned in SA? It had changed to two people only could play together but then someone said it has now been banned altogether.


Banned mate

Bugger. That was a good bit of exercise for me and the other half.

There's always bedroom golf...


Oooh, drive a wood up the middle did you sir?

Got bitten between the first and second holes? Wink wink.

Wedged it in the hole sir?

Oooh....
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Corona Man » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:20 am

With all the waxing joints closed down, I'd say we will all be risking loosing a ball in the "rough" soon.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby heater31 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:23 am

MW wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Sorry for change of subject, but is anyone able to confirm if golf has now been banned in SA? It had changed to two people only could play together but then someone said it has now been banned altogether.


Banned mate
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:33 am

Seems clear to me :

Golf Australia has advised all Australian golf clubs and facilities to close until further notice.

Golf Australia chairman Andrew Newbold said the recommendation was based on the Prime Minister’s announcement on Sunday evening (29 March) that limits outdoor gatherings to two persons or fewer.

The Prime Minister said all Australians should stay at home except for:

• Shopping for essentials
• Medical purposes
• Exercise
• Work and education, if you cannot work or learn remotely

Some Premiers and Chief Ministers have already supported this view and reinforced to their residents that this advice should be followed. It is expected that states/territories will all take this position in coming days.

Newbold said government messaging had been clear on what constituted exercise and while golf is used as exercise for many, it was clear golf did not fall within those parameters in the past 24 hours.

“Golf Australia acknowledges that some state and territory governments will provide additional information and we will keep you up to date as and when additional state and territory-based announcements are made so you are clear on the legalities of golf courses and their operations moving forward,” Newbold said.

“While this is a difficult time for the golf industry and wider society, Golf Australia is committed to working with clubs and facilities across the states and territories to ensure that we return a vibrant, strong industry.”

Golf Australia has also, in conjunction with the Australian Sports Turf Management Association, Golf NSW and Golf WA begun to lobby both Federal and state governments to ensure that – in the event of a further increase in restrictions to prevent the spread of COVID-19 – course staff will be able to continue to access clubs and facilities.

“We will keep you all up to date as to the status of these discussions, although it should be noted that as of now there are no further restrictions on current greenkeeping operations,” Newbold said.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Pseudo » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:38 am

Corona Man wrote:
Pseudo wrote:There's always bedroom golf...

You'll start on the back 9?

No mate, with my club I'm afraid I'm restricted to mini-golf...
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby am Bays » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:39 am

Booney wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
MW wrote:Banned mate

Bugger. That was a good bit of exercise for me and the other half.

There's always bedroom golf...


Oooh, drive a wood up the middle did you sir?

Got bitten between the first and second holes? Wink wink.

Wedged it in the hole sir?

Oooh....


the pin is raised??

the balls are closest to the pin...

How many strokes did it take?
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby am Bays » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:40 am

CoVId the 19th hole....
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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