Coronavirus (Covid19)

[Dutchy]

One thing about all this that is a positive is the way people are treating each other over the past week, far more considerate, polite and with more empathy . That’s the true Australian way.

and made the dickheads in our community stand out even more

[Dutchy]

So after all the confusion in SA we are allowed to meet in groups of 10, not 2, makes organising golf a bit easier

[Corona Man]

Coronavirus thread passes 100 pages.

[amber_fluid]

Coronavirus thread passes 100 pages.

Now to catch the No AFL in the SANFL thread.......

[Jase]

So after all the confusion in SA we are allowed to meet in groups of 10, not 2, makes organising golf a bit easier

Bloody hell that round would take about 10 hours...

10 in a group mental

[Lightning McQueen]

So after all the confusion in SA we are allowed to meet in groups of 10, not 2, makes organising golf a bit easier

You just can't touch each others balls.

[Pseudo]

Coronavirus thread passes 100 pages.

Did it get there with exponential growth, or did the curve flatten a little?

[Corona Man]

Coronavirus thread passes 100 pages.

Did it get there with exponential growth, or did the curve flatten a little?

I think only Morrell could tell us that.

[Q.]

One thing about all this that is a positive is the way people are treating each other over the past week, far more considerate, polite and with more empathy . That’s the true Australian way.

There is a large body of literature which demonstrates that a disaster makes people more pro-social

http://www.csap.cam.ac.uk/media/uploads/files/1/10.1111-jasp.12176-disaster-myths-as-published-early-view.pdf

[amber_fluid]

Coronavirus thread passes 100 pages.

Did it get there with exponential growth, or did the curve flatten a little?

I think only Morrell could tell us that.

Imagine the graphs and charts he’d come up with.
He’d be pullin’ himself stupid right now.

[Lightning McQueen]

Imagine the graphs and charts he’d come up with.
He’d be pullin’ himself stupid right now.

Like the masturbating robot, he pulled himself to bits.

[Bum Crack]

A mate who is a fairly high ranking detective in fraud has been called back 4 days into his 3 week holiday period ( where he was meant to be in Bali ) to go knock on doors and check on those who are meant to be in isolation.

He's happy.

What else would he be doing? MIght as well be at work and take the leave when he can travel.

Ive got 2 weeks at the end of April booked, but Im going to cancel at least one week of it.

I will have nearly 8 weeks leave owing by the time this all ends and I will having a 5 week bender I reckon.

There's no way your old body will handle a 5 week bender.

Pigs arse. It's survived worse.

[LaughingKookaburra]

So after all the confusion in SA we are allowed to meet in groups of 10, not 2, makes organising golf a bit easier

There is no confusion, people just only listen to what they want to hear and nit pick technical points which has been the norm over the last few weeks. As a previous post stated “Dickheads are standing out more” which is the most accurate thing I’ve read all week.

The PM said the 2 person rule and all other rules he stated was up to each state to implement and he clearly said that some states won’t have to do this. The Police in SA haven’t changed anything since last week apart from Cellar Doors closing. Where possible Police are shutting down industries who make their income by tourism as they don’t want to give people a reason to go to regional areas over Easter. I suspect the web will be tightened in SA next week before Easter.

I seriously can’t fathom people still going overseas, interstate or intrastate for Holidays at the moment or “To see family”.

[Booney]

So after all the confusion in SA we are allowed to meet in groups of 10, not 2, makes organising golf a bit easier

There is no confusion, people just only listen to what they want to hear and nit pick technical points which has been the norm over the last few weeks. As a previous post stated “Dickheads are standing out more” which is the most accurate thing I’ve read all week.

The PM said the 2 person rule and all other rules he stated was up to each state to implement and he clearly said that some states won’t have to do this. The Police in SA haven’t changed anything since last week apart from Cellar Doors closing. Where possible Police are shutting down industries who make their income by tourism as they don’t want to give people a reason to go to regional areas over Easter. I suspect the web will be tightened in SA next week before Easter.

I seriously can’t fathom people still going overseas, interstate or intrastate for Holidays at the moment or “To see family”.

You wouldn't get interstate at the moment, not without having to isolate for 14 days and that would only be if you've got reason to be there.

[Booney]

The US hits 260,000 cases with 6,000 deaths.

[Booney]

South Australia has 11 new cases today. Total 396 cases. 18 people at the RAH, 8 in ICU, 7 men, 1 woman, 6 are in a critical condition.

3 of today's cases are from the Ruby Princess, totals 84 from that ship and 116 from cruise ships. ( Nearly 1/3 of cases from cruise ships )

Total recovered 46 people, this is two negative throat swab tests in a row.

The airport cluster is a major focus for SA Health, 11 baggage handlers and 7 people from their families are secondary infections. This is still an open cluster, any symptoms experienced by people who have been through the airport in the last 14 days are urged to be tested.

[Lightning McQueen]

South Australia has 11 new cases today. Total 396 cases. 18 people at the RAH, 8 in ICU, 7 men, 1 woman, 6 are in a critical condition.

3 of today's cases are from the Ruby Princess, totals 84 from that ship and 116 from cruise ships. ( Nearly 1/3 of cases from cruise ships )

Total recovered 46 people, this is two negative throat swab tests in a row.

The airport cluster is a major focus for SA Health, 11 baggage handlers and 7 people from their families are secondary infections. This is still an open cluster, any symptoms experienced by people who have been through the airport in the last 14 days are urged to be tested.

We will be the first mainland state to resume to normal.

[Bum Crack]

South Australia has 11 new cases today. Total 396 cases. 18 people at the RAH, 8 in ICU, 7 men, 1 woman, 6 are in a critical condition.

3 of today's cases are from the Ruby Princess, totals 84 from that ship and 116 from cruise ships. ( Nearly 1/3 of cases from cruise ships )

Total recovered 46 people, this is two negative throat swab tests in a row.

The airport cluster is a major focus for SA Health, 11 baggage handlers and 7 people from their families are secondary infections. This is still an open cluster, any symptoms experienced by people who have been through the airport in the last 14 days are urged to be tested.

Lot of hullabaloo for 396 cases. Can't wait to sit out the back on my own all weekend and talk to myself while I get on the gas. You little ripper.

[Booney]

South Australia has 11 new cases today. Total 396 cases. 18 people at the RAH, 8 in ICU, 7 men, 1 woman, 6 are in a critical condition.

3 of today's cases are from the Ruby Princess, totals 84 from that ship and 116 from cruise ships. ( Nearly 1/3 of cases from cruise ships )

Total recovered 46 people, this is two negative throat swab tests in a row.

The airport cluster is a major focus for SA Health, 11 baggage handlers and 7 people from their families are secondary infections. This is still an open cluster, any symptoms experienced by people who have been through the airport in the last 14 days are urged to be tested.

Lot of hullabaloo for 396 cases. Can't wait to sit out the back on my own all weekend and talk to myself while I get on the gas. You little ripper.

Good boy, doing as you're told, exactly what we want to hear.

[Jim05]

South Australia has 11 new cases today. Total 396 cases. 18 people at the RAH, 8 in ICU, 7 men, 1 woman, 6 are in a critical condition.

3 of today's cases are from the Ruby Princess, totals 84 from that ship and 116 from cruise ships. ( Nearly 1/3 of cases from cruise ships )

Total recovered 46 people, this is two negative throat swab tests in a row.

The airport cluster is a major focus for SA Health, 11 baggage handlers and 7 people from their families are secondary infections. This is still an open cluster, any symptoms experienced by people who have been through the airport in the last 14 days are urged to be tested.

We will be the first mainland state to resume to normal.

Restrictions will stay in place for close to 6 months