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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Fri May 08, 2020 2:54 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:Oh, and wash you hands after you piss on the lemon tree you dirty bastard.

How did you know I have a special pissing spot in the back yard?


Can someone tell him I know everything please?
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Bum Crack » Fri May 08, 2020 2:55 pm

Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:Oh, and wash you hands after you piss on the lemon tree you dirty bastard.

How did you know I have a special pissing spot in the back yard?


Can someone tell him I know everything please?

No you don't. I don't have a lemon tree
So you've seen everything have you?
Yep
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Well you haven't seen everything then have you.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Fri May 08, 2020 2:55 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:Oh, and wash you hands after you piss on the lemon tree you dirty bastard.

How did you know I have a special pissing spot in the back yard?


Can someone tell him I know everything please?

No you don't. I don't have a lemon tree


:lol:
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Fri May 08, 2020 2:56 pm

Pubs.... :(
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby heater31 » Fri May 08, 2020 2:58 pm

Booney wrote:Pubs.... :(
I just want a ******* beer from a frosty cold pint glass :(
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Eagles2014 » Fri May 08, 2020 3:05 pm

heater31 wrote:
Booney wrote:Pubs.... :(
I just want a ******* beer from a frosty cold pint glass :(


Still showing no crowds at sports from June 8, so where does that leave Ammo's footy etc that say they need crowds or wont go ahead?
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri May 08, 2020 3:14 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:I see stage 1 allows 5 visitors at home. Isn't it already set at 10 people can be at home in SA?


Yes, stage 1 we've sort of been in all along.

Ok so I can still have 10 people in total at my joint tomorrow for a BBQ?
Say its a funeral and its 30!

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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Pseudo » Fri May 08, 2020 3:22 pm

Booney wrote:Uni, TAFE, RTO's back to face to face training from Monday

I seriously doubt it.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Fri May 08, 2020 3:23 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Uni, TAFE, RTO's back to face to face training from Monday

I seriously doubt it.


See above.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Pseudo » Fri May 08, 2020 3:25 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:I see stage 1 allows 5 visitors at home. Isn't it already set at 10 people can be at home in SA?


Yes, stage 1 we've sort of been in all along.

Ok so I can still have 10 people in total at my joint tomorrow for a BBQ?
Say its a funeral and its 30!

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Easy done - just say a few words over the pig as you turn it on the spit.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Jim05 » Fri May 08, 2020 3:33 pm

South Rd Edwardstown back to a car park again. Traffic everywhere
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby SABRE » Fri May 08, 2020 3:36 pm

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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Dutchy » Fri May 08, 2020 3:41 pm

Booney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?


AdFL are good to go then :D
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Fri May 08, 2020 3:42 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Booney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?


AdFL are good to go then :D


Marshall was clear that it's non contact sport that can start back up and only in groups of 10.

Footy is a ways off yet.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby MW » Fri May 08, 2020 3:50 pm

Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Booney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?


AdFL are good to go then :D


Marshall was clear that it's non contact sport that can start back up and only in groups of 10.

Footy is a ways off yet.


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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Footy Chick » Fri May 08, 2020 4:00 pm

Jim05 wrote:South Rd Edwardstown back to a car park again. Traffic everywhere



I thought the same this morning - well it was nice while it lasted :lol:
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Wedgie » Fri May 08, 2020 4:01 pm

Geez looks like I have 2 more months of holidays!
Well, its been a while but I'm off for a camping trip somewhere on Monday, might as well! :D
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Bluedemon » Fri May 08, 2020 4:06 pm

Booney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?


Stage 3 will happen after 8th June
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Fri May 08, 2020 4:19 pm

Bluedemon wrote:
Booney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?


Stage 3 will happen after 8th June


Each stage will be a minimum of 2 weeks.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby daysofourlives » Fri May 08, 2020 4:48 pm

These restrictions are just so ridiculous now.
I would have far less chance of catching anything if i attended a country footy game in outdoor space with 1000 other people than i would if i go to the supermarket.
Not that there is any chance of catching this thing anyway.
This has gone on long enough, it is now at the point where the death toll will be far bigger by keeping restrictions than opening up the state.
We need to go it alone on our restrictions like the NT have done
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