Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Aug 20, 2020 12:38 pm

The Bedge wrote:**** filthy.

Partners dad bought the eldest step daughter a first car - got her a VX S sedan.. I was dirty already coz don’t think an inexperienced kid should be driving that sort of car for their first.. none the less car was still purchased “from his work mate”

Had to do school drop off this morning and use the car, halfway to school 1 it shits itself (suspect alternator). So there I am parked on the side of the road at 8am with three kids.

Book taxi, drop eldest to high school, middle to primary, youngest to childcare. $60
Walk from childcare back to the car, still dead.. walk to dial a tow, book tow truck. $120
Wait 90min for tow truck, do some work, get dropped off to mechanic.

Now staring down the barrel of $600 worth of work to the **** piece of shit car I didn’t want her to have in the **** first place all coz pops is a bogan and thinks commodores are bees knees!

To add some gravy I’m now standing in the freezing cold rain waiting for a bus to take me to work so I can catch up on the mountains of urgent work I need to finish.

Absolutely filthy.


And I thought I was having a bad day..........
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Thu Aug 20, 2020 12:52 pm

Have to jump on the Ferry to KI tomorrow morning to get some documents signed that will take 10 mins, only 40kmph winds forecast tomorrow :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Thu Aug 20, 2020 1:07 pm

Dutchy wrote:Have to jump on the Ferry to KI tomorrow morning to get some documents signed that will take 10 mins, only 40kmph winds forecast tomorrow :evil:


Not getting nervous in your Backstairs Passage, are you? ;)

Maybe call in on the Yank Bakery, on your return leg.

M,e I'd get lost at The Victory... 8)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Thu Aug 20, 2020 1:43 pm

am Bays wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Have to jump on the Ferry to KI tomorrow morning to get some documents signed that will take 10 mins, only 40kmph winds forecast tomorrow :evil:


Not getting nervous in your Backstairs Passage, are you? ;)

Maybe call in on the Yank Bakery, on your return leg.

M,e I'd get lost at The Victory... 8)


Plan is Bakery on the way down, Victory on way home :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Thu Aug 20, 2020 6:20 pm

Dutchy wrote:Have to jump on the Ferry to KI tomorrow morning to get some documents signed that will take 10 mins, only 40kmph winds forecast tomorrow :evil:


Did that last week, nothing like waves crashing into the side of the ferry when you are stuck in your car in the hull of the thing :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stan » Thu Aug 20, 2020 11:48 pm

Dutchy wrote:Have to jump on the Ferry to KI tomorrow morning to get some documents signed that will take 10 mins, only 40kmph winds forecast tomorrow :evil:
Yeah **** that mate.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MatteeG » Fri Aug 21, 2020 12:30 am

The Bedge wrote:Partners dad bought the eldest step daughter a first car - got her a VX S sedan..


Nothing says 'Norf' more than this sentence.

What a shag show. Defo send Dad the bills, so he can pass em on to his 'mate'
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Fri Aug 21, 2020 8:27 am

Dutchy wrote:Have to jump on the Ferry to KI tomorrow morning to get some documents signed that will take 10 mins, only 40kmph winds forecast tomorrow :evil:


Cant scan to email and then have them scanned back to you. It's 2020 there has to be an easier way.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Fri Aug 21, 2020 9:32 am

whufc wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Have to jump on the Ferry to KI tomorrow morning to get some documents signed that will take 10 mins, only 40kmph winds forecast tomorrow :evil:


Cant scan to email and then have them scanned back to you. It's 2020 there has to be an easier way.
Given where Dutchy works I doubt its possible.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:33 am

heater31 wrote:
whufc wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Have to jump on the Ferry to KI tomorrow morning to get some documents signed that will take 10 mins, only 40kmph winds forecast tomorrow :evil:


Cant scan to email and then have them scanned back to you. It's 2020 there has to be an easier way.
Given where Dutchy works I doubt its possible.


Unless it’s the Royal Australian Mint it shouldn’t matter should it?
Aren’t electronic signatures part of everyday use now?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MatteeG » Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:49 am

amber_fluid wrote:Aren’t electronic signatures part of everyday use now?


You'd be surprised how many industries still dont use this.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:50 am

amber_fluid wrote:
heater31 wrote:
whufc wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Have to jump on the Ferry to KI tomorrow morning to get some documents signed that will take 10 mins, only 40kmph winds forecast tomorrow :evil:


Cant scan to email and then have them scanned back to you. It's 2020 there has to be an easier way.
Given where Dutchy works I doubt its possible.


Unless it’s the Royal Australian Mint it shouldn’t matter should it?
Aren’t electronic signatures part of everyday use now?
Sometimes it takes a while for these things to catch on.

However given how this year has gone some of this innovation might have been sped up.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:22 am

MatteeG wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Aren’t electronic signatures part of everyday use now?


You'd be surprised how many industries still dont use this.


Really.
I couldn’t do business without it these days.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:59 am

Surely every business is introducing electronic signatures.

Oh well in 20 years writing and pens won’t be part of the school ciriculum and won’t exist. Why do you need to write in this day and age other than you like to do it. Being able to write with a pen is about as useful as being able to write in cursive.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Aug 21, 2020 12:03 pm

whufc wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Have to jump on the Ferry to KI tomorrow morning to get some documents signed that will take 10 mins, only 40kmph winds forecast tomorrow :evil:


Cant scan to email and then have them scanned back to you. It's 2020 there has to be an easier way.


All documents can be these days except one, its a document that has been challenged in court in recent years so they still haven't found a way around it so has to be signed and explained face to face (or a solicitor needs to witness it $$)

Anyway enjoyable morning, customer was impacted by the fires and we are helping him out so its worth it.

On way home now, she is pretty wobbly :vom:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Fri Aug 21, 2020 9:13 pm

Flat pack furniture

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Aug 25, 2020 1:40 pm

when you're lined up at servo waiting for the petrol bowser - and the person in front of you gets in the car after paying for their petrol - and then fart arses around checking their hair and face in the mirror and checking their phone, instead of starting the car and driving away.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Aug 25, 2020 1:47 pm

Footy Chick wrote:when you're lined up at servo waiting for the petrol bowser - and the person in front of you gets in the car after paying for their petrol - and then fart arses around checking their hair and face in the mirror and checking their phone, instead of starting the car and driving away.


60 seconds you'll never get back.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Aug 25, 2020 1:48 pm

Is that after they get their coffee without moving their car from the bowser to a park....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Aug 25, 2020 3:57 pm

Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:when you're lined up at servo waiting for the petrol bowser - and the person in front of you gets in the car after paying for their petrol - and then fart arses around checking their hair and face in the mirror and checking their phone, instead of starting the car and driving away.


60 seconds you'll never get back.


and the rest that you waited for them to fill up and then walk into pay as well.
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