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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri Aug 28, 2020 5:44 pm

Just had an Asian uber driver paying out my Aussie accent! :lol:
I told him he was racist. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Wed Sep 02, 2020 5:43 pm

My lad being nominated to attend a Port Power Leadership program :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Wed Sep 02, 2020 6:49 pm

Dutchy wrote:My lad being nominated to attend a Port Power Leadership program :lol:

What’s funny about that? Do you not think he’s got leadership potential?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Sep 03, 2020 8:57 am

The Bedge wrote:
Dutchy wrote:My lad being nominated to attend a Port Power Leadership program :lol:

What’s funny about that? Do you not think he’s got leadership potential?


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:58 am

The Bedge wrote:
Dutchy wrote:My lad being nominated to attend a Port Power Leadership program :lol:

What’s funny about that? Do you not think he’s got leadership potential?

Maybe as it’s a touch ironic...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:05 am

Spargo wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Dutchy wrote:My lad being nominated to attend a Port Power Leadership program :lol:

What’s funny about that? Do you not think he’s got leadership potential?

Maybe as it’s a touch ironic...


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:27 am

Nah I am proud of him as only 8 from his school have been nominated, I just laughed at the irony and thought others on here may see that also.

From the briefing we got it covers some pretty heavy community issues, so certainly sounds like the club is running this to make a difference which I can only applaud them for.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:14 pm

Listening to one of the girls in customer service talking to a customer because they are complaining that their flap gap is too big at the bottom of their box.

I love this industry at times.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:31 pm

:shock: :lol:

What industry is this? The porno film industry?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:33 pm

The Bedge wrote: :shock: :lol:

What industry is this? The porno film industry?

You'd think so after she got off of the phone, sometimes I shake my head over what I've just said but some of the women here make me look like a Saint.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Sep 04, 2020 2:58 pm

Our sales reps are having a meeting that will see them out til the end of the day, they all have the same kind of company car, they have all left their keys on their desks.

It's a pity I wont be here to see the confusion as they all go to leave this afternoon.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:14 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Our sales reps are having a meeting that will see them out til the end of the day, they all have the same kind of company car, they have all left their keys on their desks.

It's a pity I wont be here to see the confusion as they all go to leave this afternoon.


Everyone's keys put together eh....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:26 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our sales reps are having a meeting that will see them out til the end of the day, they all have the same kind of company car, they have all left their keys on their desks.

It's a pity I wont be here to see the confusion as they all go to leave this afternoon.


Everyone's keys put together eh....


Nope, just swapped the Subaru key over on each set of keyrings, they'll be walking to their cars pressing their buttons and opening each others, then trying to work out who's got who's keys.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:27 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our sales reps are having a meeting that will see them out til the end of the day, they all have the same kind of company car, they have all left their keys on their desks.

It's a pity I wont be here to see the confusion as they all go to leave this afternoon.


Everyone's keys put together eh....


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:33 pm

:shock: :lol: this place is always a source of amusement
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:35 pm

amber_fluid wrote:Friday arvo keys in the bowl party!
Why you going home LM?

I'll be 3 beers deep by the time they get out of their meeting.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:38 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote::shock: :lol: this place is always a source of amusement

Years back one Friday I moved one of the rep's car behind a stack of pallets in the corner of our yard.

Came in Monday to a massive inquiry, he had called the cops and reported it stolen, poor old Glenn the prankster had to be on his best behaviour for a while after that.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:39 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Friday arvo keys in the bowl party!
Why you going home LM?

I'll be 3 beers deep by the time they get out of their meeting.

Where you going? I popped into the Albion last Friday - $4.50 pints was a beauty! They had one of those spinning wheel things during happy hour.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:44 pm

The Bedge wrote:They had one of those spinning wheel things during happy hour.


I walked into the Lockleys a few years ago & they had one of these going. Like the chocolate wheel at the casino, free beer was only on there twice.
It was spun every 10 minutes in the hour. Some bloke in his 80’s spun “free beer” twice in a row, the place was going off for 20 minutes. When he spun it the third time, it came up 50c beers and everyone literally booed him :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:49 pm

The Bedge wrote:Where you going? I popped into the Albion last Friday - $4.50 pints was a beauty! They had one of those spinning wheel things during happy hour.

Reeps, $5.50 pints 5-6, I don't like the layout of the Albion, not great for punting.
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