I need to know....

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Re: I need to know....

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:38 pm

I have the answer!

I now have some inkling about the smell of death

I left the beach house 7 weeks ago and inadvertently turned the freezer off
Beef, lamb, chicken & pork: take your pick

I’ve seen it all in the full glory of death now

Pork dumplings the size of tennis balls. A simple tap would have made them explode

The piece de resistance was the Aldi lamb shanks packet had exploded

I’ve been to hell and it ain’t nice
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:47 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:I have the answer!

I now have some inkling about the smell of death

I left the beach house 7 weeks ago and inadvertently turned the freezer off
Beef, lamb, chicken & pork: take your pick

I’ve seen it all in the full glory of death now

Pork dumplings the size of tennis balls. A simple tap would have made them explode

The piece de resistance was the Aldi lamb shanks packet had exploded

I’ve been to hell and it ain’t nice


Tough times at the beach house.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:10 am

Booney wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:I have the answer!

I now have some inkling about the smell of death

I left the beach house 7 weeks ago and inadvertently turned the freezer off
Beef, lamb, chicken & pork: take your pick

I’ve seen it all in the full glory of death now

Pork dumplings the size of tennis balls. A simple tap would have made them explode

The piece de resistance was the Aldi lamb shanks packet had exploded

I’ve been to hell and it ain’t nice


Tough times at the beach house.


Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse...........
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:43 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:I have the answer!

I now have some inkling about the smell of death

I left the beach house 7 weeks ago and inadvertently turned the freezer off
Beef, lamb, chicken & pork: take your pick

I’ve seen it all in the full glory of death now

Pork dumplings the size of tennis balls. A simple tap would have made them explode

The piece de resistance was the Aldi lamb shanks packet had exploded

I’ve been to hell and it ain’t nice


I found soft shelled crabs left in a freezer that was accidentally turned off our shed during summer for about a month my sense of smell's most horrific encounter.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:53 am

Unless you've been digging and found duck eggs under the surface you haven't actually been exposed to a bad smell.

As a kid we had a veritable zoo in our back yard, when Mum and Dad split the animals were all moved on, ducks, chooks, pheasants, we'd even had a goat, an owl in the shed, two sheep, all on a 1/4 acre block in Brooklyn Park.

About 18 months after all the wildlife was gone I was moving some shit around on the back part of the yard, needed to move some soil and unearthed some duck eggs. Oh boy.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Brodlach » Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:28 am

I would have just bought a new freezer
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:43 am

Brodlach wrote:I would have just bought a new freezer

I cleaned my deep freezer about a dozen times using all sorts of disinfectants etc. but just remembering the smell made it linger so I sold it on gumtree.

When the buyers came to pick it up I just said "you guys seem nice, just give me $20"
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Nov 10, 2020 11:10 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:I have the answer!

I now have some inkling about the smell of death

I left the beach house 7 weeks ago and inadvertently turned the freezer off
Beef, lamb, chicken & pork: take your pick

I’ve seen it all in the full glory of death now

Pork dumplings the size of tennis balls. A simple tap would have made them explode

The piece de resistance was the Aldi lamb shanks packet had exploded

I’ve been to hell and it ain’t nice


Tough times at the beach house.


Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse...........


There’s a swarm of bees in the roof :roll:

Discounted beach house for sale....
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Re: I need to know....

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Nov 10, 2020 11:17 am

Hi honey....

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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 10, 2020 11:34 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Hi honey....

Sent from my SM-A520F using Tapatalk

beehive yourself.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Nov 10, 2020 11:36 am

Stinging response
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Re: I need to know....

Postby tipper » Tue Nov 10, 2020 11:37 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:
There’s a swarm of bees in the roof :roll:

Discounted beach house for sale....


you guys seem nice. ill give you $20 for it
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Magellan » Tue Nov 10, 2020 12:23 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:Stinging response

I know, 'm breaking out in hives. To calm down, I'll spin some wax on the record player - perhaps a Peter Pollen Mary album.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Nov 10, 2020 12:35 pm

Brodlach wrote:I would have just bought a new freezer

He ended up just buying a new beach house.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Spargo » Tue Nov 10, 2020 12:59 pm

Magellan wrote:Peter Pollen Mary


Some of your best work...
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:21 pm

tipper wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
There’s a swarm of bees in the roof :roll:

Discounted beach house for sale....


you guys seem nice. ill give you $20 for it

To my defence, she was friggin hot.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:22 pm

Spargo wrote:
Magellan wrote:Peter Pollen Mary


Some of your best work...

Very solid.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby tipper » Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:11 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
tipper wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
There’s a swarm of bees in the roof :roll:

Discounted beach house for sale....


you guys seem nice. ill give you $20 for it

To my defence, she was friggin hot.


yeah, but i guarantee somewhere there is a guy that is sick of her shit
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:13 pm

tipper wrote:
yeah, but i guarantee somewhere there is a guy that is sick of her shit


I don't know what you're talking about? :)
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Brodlach » Fri Nov 13, 2020 9:09 am

Has @the Bedge been banned, haven’t seen him for a bit
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