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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Nov 10, 2020 9:13 am

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Spargo wrote:Or someone that annoyingly repeats themselves...

Yeah, I'm a natural born loser.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Nov 13, 2020 2:44 pm

Friends daughter has been involved on several MLM schemes, Kyani, some other shit, then some other shit now she's flogging "Healy" devices.

This is the gist of the thing :

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About $4000 to have your chakra shook. :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Nov 13, 2020 2:50 pm

Everyone needs their chakra shook occasionally
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Fri Nov 13, 2020 2:54 pm

"Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there...and finding it." - Oscar Wilde
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Nov 13, 2020 2:57 pm

Magellan wrote:


Ever had your chakra shook?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:01 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
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Ever had your chakra shook?

No, but I must confess my chi is often out of alignment.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:04 pm

Magellan wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Magellan wrote:


Ever had your chakra shook?

No, but I must confess my chi is often out of alignment.


I had a similar problem.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:04 pm

Is this Paleo Pete's latest offering????
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Armchair expert » Mon Nov 16, 2020 3:51 pm

Nestle screwing up the new name for redskins
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Wed Nov 18, 2020 10:52 pm

Jodie Hicks plays for the WBBL Sydney Sixers, has played 12 games this season, stats -

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Thu Nov 19, 2020 9:57 am

Mind, Body and Psychic fair had to be cancelled due to unforeseen reasons
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:09 am

JK wrote:Mind, Body and Psychic fair had to be cancelled due to unforeseen reasons

Surely they knew that last week.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby cracka » Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:39 am

JK wrote:Mind, Body and Psychic fair had to be cancelled due to unforeseen reasons

Don't know why they even advertise when it's on, shouldn't the psychics just know already :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:56 pm

Ghanaian newsreader butchers his pronunciation of the EPL results.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:17 am

Magellan wrote:Ghanaian newsreader butchers his pronunciation of the EPL results.


10/10 for trying.

I work with a Croatian bloke who struggles with a few words, "We need to commucate more" is a fave of mine.

Sometimes we're talking work logistics and politics and he'll say to me "You know what I don't understand?"

I reply with "Basic English?"

Sometimes he laughs.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:12 am

Working with women.

They sit on my desk bagging the hell out of each other but all lovey dovey when they're together, I know I get a fair shellacking when I leave for the day :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:22 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Working with women.

They sit on my desk bagging the hell out of each other but all lovey dovey when they're together, I know I get a fair shellacking when I leave for the day :lol:

Yeah I hear ya. I despise people like that. Two faced ****!!!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:21 am

Ive got one here thats left over from the old company.

Giving me the shits this week. Might have to suggest shes moved on.

I have a 100% strike rate so far.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:29 am

HH3 wrote:Ive got one here thats left over from the old company.

Giving me the shits this week. Might have to suggest shes moved on.

I have a 100% strike rate so far.

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Nice work, I've asked to be relocated and they've obliged.

They're all so friggin loud and they talk women's shit, they seem to have a roster for sickies, every time one takes one the others think "awesome, I can take one now", it goes around in circles, I've been here about 15 years this stint and a chick that's been here about 15 months has taken more sickies than me.

It's more annoying because they come and make my ears bleed when the others are absent.
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