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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Magellan » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:39 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
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Lightning McQueen wrote:How do you shove the muffing through your mask?

Not sure but I’d have a crack...

Someone might snatch it off you.

Should've ordered the vagetarian option.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:40 am

Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:How do you shove the muffing through your mask?

Not sure but I’d have a crack...

Someone might snatch it off you.

Should've ordered the vagetarian option.


Haha that is fanny!
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Magellan » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:42 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Not sure but I’d have a crack...

Someone might snatch it off you.

Should've ordered the vagetarian option.

Haha that is fanny!

That's 'cause you're a real puss-over.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:44 am

Magellan wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Someone might snatch it off you.

Should've ordered the vagetarian option.

Haha that is fanny!

That's 'cause you're a real puss-over.


Why don’t you minge your own business
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:46 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Why don’t you minge your own business

Stop beating around the bush.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:51 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Why don’t you minge your own business

Stop beating around the bush.


Twat are you talking about?
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Magellan » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:53 am

This discussion is becoming ovary filled with puns. Some might say it's becoming labia'd.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Pseudo » Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:38 am

Magellan wrote:This discussion is becoming ovary filled with puns. Some might say it's becoming labia'd.

I'm almost disgusted, it is bordering on the vulvar.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby JK » Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:29 pm

Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:How do you shove the muffing through your mask?

Not sure but I’d have a crack...

Someone might snatch it off you.

Should've ordered the vagetarian option.


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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Magellan » Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:30 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Magellan wrote:This discussion is becoming ovary filled with puns. Some might say it's becoming labia'd.

I'm almost disgusted, it is bordering on the vulvar.

Could be worse - they could be accompanied by songs performed by a menstrual.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Pseudo » Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:21 pm

Magellan wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Magellan wrote:This discussion is becoming ovary filled with puns. Some might say it's becoming labia'd.

I'm almost disgusted, it is bordering on the vulvar.

Could be worse - they could be accompanied by songs performed by a menstrual.

There is an obvious vulvar pun which hasn't been made yet. I c*nt believe that nobody else thought of it first.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Wedgie » Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:37 pm

No need to get in a flap about it Pseudo.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby am Bays » Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:56 pm

Camel toe think about it, don't you clam up now Pseudo, it's getting fishy in here...
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Wedgie » Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:04 pm

Does he work in the pubic service?
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Booney » Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:10 pm

He did, just liquor now.
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:14 pm

Booney wrote:He did, just liquor now.


At Jacks bar?

Liquor at the front
Poker at the rear
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby am Bays » Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:41 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:He did, just liquor now.


At Jacks bar?

Liquor at the front
Poker at the rear


Just keep beavering away you lot at these puns you lot they're fanny
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Corona Man » Thu Dec 10, 2020 5:45 pm

Jesus.... one Apple muffin, lead to all of this....
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Wedgie » Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:03 pm

A guy walks into the bar today.
Me: "Can you please check in via the Covid App or manually please"
Him: " I've already checked in"
Me: "Can I see your app to prove that please" (I knew he hadn't)
Him: "Oh, I didn't check in here, I checked in at lots of places before I came here"
Me: * sigh *
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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

Postby Spargo » Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:24 pm

Wedgie wrote:A guy walks into the bar today.
Me: "Can you please check in via the Covid App or manually please"
Him: " I've already checked in"
Me: "Can I see your app to prove that please" (I knew he hadn't)
Him: "Oh, I didn't check in here, I checked in at lots of places before I came here"
Me: * sigh *

People are “pretending” to check in all the time.
I see it all day.
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