Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Thu Aug 19, 2021 5:14 pm

Roadworks near traffic lights where they reduce lanes but dont extend the traffic light cycle :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Thu Aug 19, 2021 6:04 pm

locky801 wrote:Roadworks near traffic lights where they reduce lanes but dont extend the traffic light cycle :evil:

Amen. Greenhill Road at night ATM
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Aug 24, 2021 7:46 pm

Arsewipes who park across 2 parks.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:33 pm

amber_fluid wrote:Arsewipes who park across 2 parks.

Every - day…
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:46 pm

Spargo wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Arsewipes who park across 2 parks.

Every - day…


I could imagine what you see.
I’d have to leave pre printed notes on their cars.

How hard is it to move forward or back to accomodate other people.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:51 am

amber_fluid wrote:Arsewipes who park across 2 parks.


are these arsewipes also reverse parkers? Wouldn't surprise me :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:56 am

Footy Chick wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Arsewipes who park across 2 parks.


are these arsewipes also reverse parkers? Wouldn't surprise me :roll:

Take 6 minutes to back in so they save 30 seconds getting out.

I had one in Bunnings on Sunday get the shits on with me because I just went through while he was trying to correct himself for the 3rd time, I pulled in two spots away and he was ripping into me and then backed into the car behind him, I may have let him know about it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Wed Aug 25, 2021 10:09 am

Reverse parking when you have a camera is incredibly easy and quick,
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cracka » Wed Aug 25, 2021 10:16 am

I like to reverse park to show off my superior driving skills. :D I actually find it easier because the steering follows you in rather than leading in. It's the reason forklifts steer from the rear.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Aug 25, 2021 10:17 am

The Bedge wrote:Reverse parking when you have a camera is incredibly easy and quick,

Or if you have a skerrick of driving ability.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Aug 25, 2021 10:23 am

It's a non issue if you simply just reverse in, it is a hell of a lot safer when departing too.

If you're too useless or stupid to execute it without holding everyone up, don't bother attempting it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Aug 25, 2021 12:56 pm

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If you're too useless or stupid to execute it without holding everyone up, don't bother attempting it.


but this is the problem, most are happy to hold up a whole lane of drivers to take 10 attempts at trying to park backwards. :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Wed Aug 25, 2021 1:27 pm

People spending all day discussing parking skills
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Aug 25, 2021 2:07 pm

People who criticize people who discuss other people's parking skills.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:17 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:People who criticize people who discuss other people's parking skills.


Whinger...........
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Aug 26, 2021 9:15 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:People who criticize people who discuss other people's parking skills.


Whinger...........

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:30 pm

Magpie swooping season.....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:02 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Magpie swooping season.....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 27, 2021 8:18 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Magpie swooping season.....

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Have you ever been attacked?

One year we won the 2nd semi and went straight through to the GF, Kilburn let us use their oval for a Sunday morning session on the prelim weekend.

I pulled an all-nighter in the city and pretty much went straight to training, I was running late and got out the car to walk over to the group, the coach was fuming at me and then BANG BANG F****** BANG this huge maggie came and pecked at the side of my forehead like a spitfire.

I thought I was getting pelted with rocks, blood was pissing out.

I got to miss half of training though.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Fri Aug 27, 2021 8:21 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Magpie swooping season.....

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Have you ever been attacked?

One year we won the 2nd semi and went straight through to the GF, Kilburn let us use their oval for a Sunday morning session on the prelim weekend.

I pulled an all-nighter in the city and pretty much went straight to training, I was running late and got out the car to walk over to the group, the coach was fuming at me and then BANG BANG F****** BANG this huge maggie came and pecked at the side of my forehead like a spitfire.

I thought I was getting pelted with rocks, blood was pissing out.

I got to miss half of training though.

It’s that f***er still on the Southern Veloway between Lander and Majors Rd??

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