Things that give you the sh1ts

[The Ash Man]

Another screw in my tyre

4 this year


ffs

I’ve had 3 in 6 weeks.

Admittedly I do spend a lot of time on or around construction sites but never had a run like this


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[Lightning McQueen]

My liver officially hates me today.

I went out with the best intentions although I did want to book the day off but sort of couldn't.


It's going to be a very loooooooooooooong day!! I'm thinking of doing the George Costanza.

[Booney]

My liver officially hates me today.

I went out with the best intentions although I did want to book the day off but sort of couldn't.

It's going to be a very loooooooooooooong day!! I'm thinking of doing the George Costanza.

I got home at 1am, dinner with drinks, casino, several bad decisions after 11pm.....

[Lightning McQueen]

My liver officially hates me today.

I went out with the best intentions although I did want to book the day off but sort of couldn't.

It's going to be a very loooooooooooooong day!! I'm thinking of doing the George Costanza.

I got home at 1am, dinner with drinks, casino, several bad decisions after 11pm.....

My uber receipt suggests I wasn't too far behind you!!!

Everyone is leaving me alone today fortunately.

[Spargo]

When are you piss heads going to realise you don’t have to drink to have a good time…

[Lightning McQueen]

When are you piss heads going to realise you don’t have to drink to have a good time…

Jesus Madge, that's a bit rich.

No good story commenced with "I was out having a cup of tea with the boys!"

[Booney]

When are you piss heads going to realise you don’t have to drink to have a good time…

[Lightning McQueen]

I just asked one of the girls if they could type quieter.

[tipper]

You dont need running shoes to run a marathon either but it ******* helps

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[Lightning McQueen]

You dont need running shoes to run a marathon either but it ******* helps

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I met a dude last night that reminded me of you, he was a stayer and as funny as f***!

During an intense speech he went to have a sip of his wine and the bottom of the glass clipped his plate and he dropped the glass on to the plate and knocked his beer glass over at the same time, his missus wanted to kill him. When the speech stopped and everyone was applauding I said "Hey Adam, it's all good, I don't think anyone even noticed"

[Booney]

I just asked one of the girls if they could type quieter.

I've asked two blokes if they wanted a can of shut the f*ck up.

[tipper]

I just asked one of the girls if they could type quieter.

I've asked two blokes if they wanted a can of shut the f*ck up.

you two should be glad you dont work with me then.

the number of times a week i get asked by non-hungoer people to use my inside voice... bitch, this is my inside voice. i can get louder from here if you like

[RustyCage]

As someone who can’t drink anymore, I know I don’t need it to have a good time, but I do miss it a lot!

[Jimmy_041]

My liver officially hates me today.

I went out with the best intentions although I did want to book the day off but sort of couldn't.

It's going to be a very loooooooooooooong day!! I'm thinking of doing the George Costanza.

I got home at 1am, dinner with drinks, casino, several bad decisions after 11pm.....

Nothing good happens after midnight

[Lightning McQueen]

I just asked one of the girls if they could type quieter.

I've asked two blokes if they wanted a can of shut the f*ck up.

you two should be glad you dont work with me then.

the number of times a week i get asked by non-hungoer people to use my inside voice... bitch, this is my inside voice. i can get louder from here if you like

Mate, I hear you from work as it is, are you the loudest person you know?

[Jimmy_041]

My liver officially hates me today.

I went out with the best intentions although I did want to book the day off but sort of couldn't.


It's going to be a very loooooooooooooong day!! I'm thinking of doing the George Costanza.

At least it’s a good quality hangover

[tipper]

I just asked one of the girls if they could type quieter.

I've asked two blokes if they wanted a can of shut the f*ck up.

you two should be glad you dont work with me then.

the number of times a week i get asked by non-hungoer people to use my inside voice... bitch, this is my inside voice. i can get louder from here if you like

Mate, I hear you from work as it is, are you the loudest person you know?

pretty much. but to be fair, i do get louder when i have a few beers, and you have only ever seen me when ive had a few beers, lol

[Lightning McQueen]

pretty much. but to be fair, i do get louder when i have a few beers, and you have only ever seen me when ive had a few beers, lol

[Lightning McQueen]

My liver officially hates me today.

I went out with the best intentions although I did want to book the day off but sort of couldn't.


It's going to be a very loooooooooooooong day!! I'm thinking of doing the George Costanza.

At least it’s a good quality hangover

Yeah, it's not every day I get to chug down $800 bottles of Grange!!

[cracka]

My liver officially hates me today.

I went out with the best intentions although I did want to book the day off but sort of couldn't.


It's going to be a very loooooooooooooong day!! I'm thinking of doing the George Costanza.

At least it’s a good quality hangover

Yeah, it's not every day I get to chug down $800 bottles of Grange!!

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