Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Oct 29, 2021 4:32 pm

Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Oct 29, 2021 5:33 pm

amber_fluid wrote:Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?


I did do the "bet $10 I can make them wobble without touching them" but didn't have $10 on me :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Fri Oct 29, 2021 5:56 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?


I did do the "bet $10 I can make them wobble without touching them" but didn't have $10 on me :(


Did you ask if she could touch her elbows behind her back?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:11 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?


I did do the "bet $10 I can make them wobble without touching them" but didn't have $10 on me :(


That’s the problem with a cashless society.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:14 pm

The Redbacks
Anyone even remotely involved with the SACA need to be loaded into a cannon and shot towards the sun
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:52 pm

am Bays wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?


I did do the "bet $10 I can make them wobble without touching them" but didn't have $10 on me :(


Did you ask if she could touch her elbows behind her back?


I was scared they’d shoot off like the fembots
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Mon Nov 01, 2021 8:07 pm

Junkies on electric bikes

absolute menace on the road / carparks / footpaths
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon Nov 01, 2021 8:22 pm

Amateur footballers who think they are worth way more than they are
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:06 am

Yesterday was hayfever on a level I'd never experienced, despite the pills and nasal spray. 2nd time I've copped it bad and both times at airport! Not the place to be sniffling, sneezing [emoji1787]

Today, different venue, absolutely sweating like a pig, completely drenched....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:09 am

Brodlach wrote:Amateur footballers who think they are worth way more than they are


Hate the game, not the player.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Wed Nov 03, 2021 1:14 pm

Brodlach wrote:Amateur footballers who think they are worth way more than they are

Sadly someone, some place, some where is willing to pay what they think they're worth.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Wed Nov 03, 2021 8:52 pm

how in **** name, in this day and age are head lice still a thing?

note home from school with the girl today, head lice have been detected in your childs class. sure enough, both kids have them, and im next to be checked.

going to be pissed if i have them too
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Nov 04, 2021 3:59 pm

tipper wrote:how in **** name, in this day and age are head lice still a thing?

note home from school with the girl today, head lice have been detected in your childs class. sure enough, both kids have them, and im next to be checked.

going to be pissed if i have them too


especially if they migrate south ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gazzamagoo » Thu Nov 04, 2021 4:07 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
tipper wrote:how in **** name, in this day and age are head lice still a thing?

note home from school with the girl today, head lice have been detected in your childs class. sure enough, both kids have them, and im next to be checked.

going to be pissed if i have them too


especially if they migrate south ;)

don't they need hair?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Thu Nov 04, 2021 4:15 pm

gazzamagoo wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
tipper wrote:how in **** name, in this day and age are head lice still a thing?

note home from school with the girl today, head lice have been detected in your childs class. sure enough, both kids have them, and im next to be checked.

going to be pissed if i have them too


especially if they migrate south ;)

don't they need hair?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stan » Fri Nov 05, 2021 10:48 pm

Honestly some people are just massive dickheads and can't help themselves. Wouldn't be surprised if kingdick was a Mick Lewis troll account......Image
Read my reply. It is directed at you because you have double standards
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mal » Sat Nov 06, 2021 11:13 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Yesterday was hayfever on a level I'd never experienced, despite the pills and nasal spray. 2nd time I've copped it bad and both times at airport! Not the place to be sniffling, sneezing [emoji1787]

Today, different venue, absolutely sweating like a pig, completely drenched....

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I didnt get hay fever this time round
Double dose of Covid jabs working great !
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Sat Nov 06, 2021 7:40 pm

mal wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Yesterday was hayfever on a level I'd never experienced, despite the pills and nasal spray. 2nd time I've copped it bad and both times at airport! Not the place to be sniffling, sneezing [emoji1787]

Today, different venue, absolutely sweating like a pig, completely drenched....

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I didnt get hay fever this time round
Double dose of Covid jabs working great !


I have shitty sinuses at the best of times but i've well and truly outdone myself this year.

Go google Orbital Cellulitis and what it looks like - that's me right now. (actual)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Nov 06, 2021 7:52 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
mal wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Yesterday was hayfever on a level I'd never experienced, despite the pills and nasal spray. 2nd time I've copped it bad and both times at airport! Not the place to be sniffling, sneezing [emoji1787]

Today, different venue, absolutely sweating like a pig, completely drenched....

Sent from my SM-G781B using Tapatalk


I didnt get hay fever this time round
Double dose of Covid jabs working great !


I have shitty sinuses at the best of times but i've well and truly outdone myself this year.

Go google Orbital Cellulitis and what it looks like - that's me right now. (actual)
Ouchies

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sun Nov 07, 2021 4:18 pm

Golfers who can’t count…. Cheating pricks.
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