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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Vamos » Sun Nov 07, 2021 9:24 am

Spargo wrote:Letterkenny


Wayne looks a bit like Tom Jonas I reckon
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Smashed Crab » Sun Nov 07, 2021 3:00 pm

Wedgie wrote:Was going to see a band locally with the missus but that fell through so we headed down to Semaphore to see another band.
The missus wasn't aware of Semaphore's reputation and said to me a single guy would be laughing here as there's so many hot chicks and buggerall guys.
I then told her what the demographic of Semaphore is and had a giggle.

Not that I'm on the prowl but there is a lot of wasted very attractive ladies down here! :shock:


Why do I only ever see the larger, older, hairy lesbians when I walk down the street? I never see the hot ones :lol: :lol: Next time photo's or we all call BS
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Sun Nov 07, 2021 3:49 pm

Smashed Crab wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Was going to see a band locally with the missus but that fell through so we headed down to Semaphore to see another band.
The missus wasn't aware of Semaphore's reputation and said to me a single guy would be laughing here as there's so many hot chicks and buggerall guys.
I then told her what the demographic of Semaphore is and had a giggle.

Not that I'm on the prowl but there is a lot of wasted very attractive ladies down here! :shock:


Why do I only ever see the larger, older, hairy lesbians when I walk down the street? I never see the hot ones :lol: :lol: Next time photo's or we all call BS

I used to think that but one of the Semaphore locals worked with me for a while and she was stunning, ratio of good lookers to ordinary was at least 80/20 in the Fed last night, I don't think I was that pissed, mind you the room was dark. :lol:
Didn't have a bad meal there too, was a good night, I think.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Sun Nov 07, 2021 6:16 pm

Wedgie wrote:
Smashed Crab wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Was going to see a band locally with the missus but that fell through so we headed down to Semaphore to see another band.
The missus wasn't aware of Semaphore's reputation and said to me a single guy would be laughing here as there's so many hot chicks and buggerall guys.
I then told her what the demographic of Semaphore is and had a giggle.

Not that I'm on the prowl but there is a lot of wasted very attractive ladies down here! :shock:


Why do I only ever see the larger, older, hairy lesbians when I walk down the street? I never see the hot ones :lol: :lol: Next time photo's or we all call BS

I used to think that but one of the Semaphore locals worked with me for a while and she was stunning, ratio of good lookers to ordinary was at least 80/20 in the Fed last night, I don't think I was that pissed, mind you the room was dark. :lol:
Didn't have a bad meal there too, was a good night, I think.


Been the Fed a few times and never seem a chick under 100kg or 50 years of age or both
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Sun Nov 07, 2021 6:29 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Smashed Crab wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Was going to see a band locally with the missus but that fell through so we headed down to Semaphore to see another band.
The missus wasn't aware of Semaphore's reputation and said to me a single guy would be laughing here as there's so many hot chicks and buggerall guys.
I then told her what the demographic of Semaphore is and had a giggle.

Not that I'm on the prowl but there is a lot of wasted very attractive ladies down here! :shock:


Why do I only ever see the larger, older, hairy lesbians when I walk down the street? I never see the hot ones :lol: :lol: Next time photo's or we all call BS

I used to think that but one of the Semaphore locals worked with me for a while and she was stunning, ratio of good lookers to ordinary was at least 80/20 in the Fed last night, I don't think I was that pissed, mind you the room was dark. :lol:
Didn't have a bad meal there too, was a good night, I think.


Been the Fed a few times and never seem a chick under 100kg or 50 years of age or both


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:02 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Smashed Crab wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Was going to see a band locally with the missus but that fell through so we headed down to Semaphore to see another band.
The missus wasn't aware of Semaphore's reputation and said to me a single guy would be laughing here as there's so many hot chicks and buggerall guys.
I then told her what the demographic of Semaphore is and had a giggle.

Not that I'm on the prowl but there is a lot of wasted very attractive ladies down here! :shock:


Why do I only ever see the larger, older, hairy lesbians when I walk down the street? I never see the hot ones :lol: :lol: Next time photo's or we all call BS

I used to think that but one of the Semaphore locals worked with me for a while and she was stunning, ratio of good lookers to ordinary was at least 80/20 in the Fed last night, I don't think I was that pissed, mind you the room was dark. :lol:
Didn't have a bad meal there too, was a good night, I think.


Been the Fed a few times and never seem a chick under 100kg or 50 years of age or both

Ironically the only person that was over 100kgs or 50 or over there was me! :lol:
Maybe the band (which had 2 chicks as lead singers) had a following.
They weren't bad actually but a sound engineer is definately needed in that bar!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Dark Knight » Sun Nov 07, 2021 9:19 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Smashed Crab wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Was going to see a band locally with the missus but that fell through so we headed down to Semaphore to see another band.
The missus wasn't aware of Semaphore's reputation and said to me a single guy would be laughing here as there's so many hot chicks and buggerall guys.
I then told her what the demographic of Semaphore is and had a giggle.

Not that I'm on the prowl but there is a lot of wasted very attractive ladies down here! :shock:


Why do I only ever see the larger, older, hairy lesbians when I walk down the street? I never see the hot ones [emoji38] [emoji38] Next time photo's or we all call BS

I used to think that but one of the Semaphore locals worked with me for a while and she was stunning, ratio of good lookers to ordinary was at least 80/20 in the Fed last night, I don't think I was that pissed, mind you the room was dark. [emoji38]
Didn't have a bad meal there too, was a good night, I think.


Been the Fed a few times and never seem a chick under 100kg or 50 years of age or both
Whilst the Fed is a good part of the Semaphore circuit I can confirm this as a true statement haha.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 08, 2021 8:46 am

The Dark Knight wrote:Whilst the Fed is a good part of the Semaphore circuit I can confirm this as a true statement haha.


It's Semaphores version of the Woolshed, you've found yourself there after a long day / night and although you enjoy it you wonder how you ended up there. :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:15 am

Spargo wrote:
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Been the Fed a few times and never seem a chick under 100kg or 50 years of age or both


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:16 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Been the Fed a few times and never seem a chick under 100kg or 50 years of age or both

I should be in with half a chance then.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Dark Knight » Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:31 pm

Booney wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Whilst the Fed is a good part of the Semaphore circuit I can confirm this as a true statement haha.

It's Semaphores version of the Woolshed, you've found yourself there after a long day / night and although you enjoy it you wonder how you ended up there. :D

You literally described my thoughts on my Bucks day. Had it on the Sunday on the March long weekend, started early and we were at Pirate Life until late then somehow ended up at the Fed. It was packed there and I think I remember the band being good and yes I did wonder the next day how we ended up there. :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Vamos » Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:56 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:
Booney wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Whilst the Fed is a good part of the Semaphore circuit I can confirm this as a true statement haha.

It's Semaphores version of the Woolshed, you've found yourself there after a long day / night and although you enjoy it you wonder how you ended up there. :D

You literally described my thoughts on my Bucks day. Had it on the Sunday on the March long weekend, started early and we were at Pirate Life until late then somehow ended up at the Fed. It was packed there and I think I remember the band being good and yes I did wonder the next day how we ended up there. :D


Go to the Fed for a Thursday night Karaoke, there's an intellectually challenged group that go regularly. Makes your ears bleed but the effort and passion is hats off stuff, very courageous.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Tue Nov 09, 2021 9:00 am

Fitting Postecoglou into a song :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Fri Nov 12, 2021 9:39 am

I had a can of Guinness explode on me a few weeks ago. Beer everywhere! Anyway long story short, I fed this back to Dan Murphys and they asked me to return the can for a refund. Be f...ked if I am going to Dan Murphys for one can of beer, so told them to leave it. Turns out they've sent me a gift voucher as goodwill, for the value of $22.49! Odd number I thought, so asked what that was about. "Well sending you a gift voucher for $5.89 for one can of Guinness was a bit weird so we rounded it to a 6 pack".
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:05 am

MW wrote:I had a can of Guinness explode on me a few weeks ago. Beer everywhere! Anyway long story short, I fed this back to Dan Murphys and they asked me to return the can for a refund. Be f...ked if I am going to Dan Murphys for one can of beer, so told them to leave it. Turns out they've sent me a gift voucher as goodwill, for the value of $22.49! Odd number I thought, so asked what that was about. "Well sending you a gift voucher for $5.89 for one can of Guinness was a bit weird so we rounded it to a 6 pack".


Bugger me, that's unbelievable, I'm just about to have a can of Guinness I brought at Dan Murphys explode all over me!

Least I know what to do now.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:09 am

Booney wrote:
MW wrote:I had a can of Guinness explode on me a few weeks ago. Beer everywhere! Anyway long story short, I fed this back to Dan Murphys and they asked me to return the can for a refund. Be f...ked if I am going to Dan Murphys for one can of beer, so told them to leave it. Turns out they've sent me a gift voucher as goodwill, for the value of $22.49! Odd number I thought, so asked what that was about. "Well sending you a gift voucher for $5.89 for one can of Guinness was a bit weird so we rounded it to a 6 pack".


Bugger me, that's unbelievable, I'm just about to have a can of Guinness I brought at Dan Murphys explode all over me!

Least I know what to do now.


All I wanted them to know what is happened so they can feed back to the supplier but I'll take the voucher! I kid you not, I found Guinness metres away from the explosion zone. F..ker packed a punch.
They asked if I could return the remaining cans...LOL impossible they've already been processed...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:50 pm

Mornington Race 3 winner. :lol:

"That Contagious"

How did stewards miss that?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Thu Nov 18, 2021 4:26 pm

Booney wrote:Mornington Race 3 winner. :lol:

"That Contagious"

I Beef Hooked How the stewards missed that?


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