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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Nov 26, 2021 7:33 am

MW wrote:Things that make me laugh

Lightning McQueen wrote:Sunday arvo.

Needed a few things from the shop a bit over a km away, thought I'd do the right thing and walk.

Get there and have no mask so I do the frog march home with the shits on at myself.

Open the car to get a mask out then decide to just drive this time.

Get to the shop and go to get my phone out of my pocket to scan in and a friggin mask comes out with it, was in there the whole time.

Go t o leave and walk straight past my car as I forgot I drove, if it wasn't for me thinking I must've dropped my sunnies in the shop I would've walked the whole way home.


I thought it was about then that I needed to get a 6 pack and chill with some gardening for the afternoon.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:05 pm

It doesn't make me laugh but it's just plain typical.

I have been in my new place since June, Telstra are charging me for internet at my place and my former place, we have gone in, rang them, live chatted and emailed them several times to get it fixed but it just seems too bloody hard for them to get it right.

The lease has ended at my former house and they are moving so I thought it's the ideal time to just cut it off and they can sort out a new account at their new address.

Telstra have disconnected the wrong friggin service, I got them to read it out to me 3 times to ensure that they aren't disconnecting my residential address, my billing address!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They still f******d it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby daysofourlives » Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:59 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:It doesn't make me laugh but it's just plain typical.

I have been in my new place since June, Telstra are charging me for internet at my place and my former place, we have gone in, rang them, live chatted and emailed them several times to get it fixed but it just seems too bloody hard for them to get it right.

The lease has ended at my former house and they are moving so I thought it's the ideal time to just cut it off and they can sort out a new account at their new address.

Telstra have disconnected the wrong friggin service, I got them to read it out to me 3 times to ensure that they aren't disconnecting my residential address, my billing address!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They still f******d it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Just call the telecommunications ombudsman mate, seems to get the telcos on the same page as you
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Nov 26, 2021 1:06 pm

daysofourlives wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:It doesn't make me laugh but it's just plain typical.

I have been in my new place since June, Telstra are charging me for internet at my place and my former place, we have gone in, rang them, live chatted and emailed them several times to get it fixed but it just seems too bloody hard for them to get it right.

The lease has ended at my former house and they are moving so I thought it's the ideal time to just cut it off and they can sort out a new account at their new address.

Telstra have disconnected the wrong friggin service, I got them to read it out to me 3 times to ensure that they aren't disconnecting my residential address, my billing address!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They still f******d it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Just call the telecommunications ombudsman mate, seems to get the telcos on the same page as you


It's funny how name dropping them gets your shit sorted.

I'll see how it unfolds over the weekend, they said they'll reverse everything and sort it how it was requested.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Nov 26, 2021 1:32 pm

daysofourlives wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:It doesn't make me laugh but it's just plain typical.

I have been in my new place since June, Telstra are charging me for internet at my place and my former place, we have gone in, rang them, live chatted and emailed them several times to get it fixed but it just seems too bloody hard for them to get it right.

The lease has ended at my former house and they are moving so I thought it's the ideal time to just cut it off and they can sort out a new account at their new address.

Telstra have disconnected the wrong friggin service, I got them to read it out to me 3 times to ensure that they aren't disconnecting my residential address, my billing address!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They still f******d it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Just call the telecommunications ombudsman mate, seems to get the telcos on the same page as you


Ombudsman? Can't trust government departments.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Nov 26, 2021 3:20 pm

I've had an entire new IT system put in
They had to copy my current files
The engineer asked who's this pi$$head Booney?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Fri Nov 26, 2021 3:22 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:I've had an entire new IT system put in
They had to copy my current files
The engineer asked who's this pi$$head Booney?

Genuine LOL :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Nov 26, 2021 3:51 pm

Good times. :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Mon Nov 29, 2021 8:57 am

Left my back door open whilst doing some stuff, walked in the family room to find one of my chickens sitting on my lounge watching the NFL
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:51 am

Brodlach wrote:Left my back door open whilst doing some stuff, walked in the family room to find one of my chickens sitting on my lounge watching the NFL

Watching the Ravens?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Nov 29, 2021 10:44 am

Brodlach wrote:Left my back door open whilst doing some stuff, walked in the family room to find one of my chickens sitting on my lounge watching the NFL


:lol:

Made a dismal Monday morning a tad more bearable
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Mon Nov 29, 2021 1:12 pm

Probably not the right thread, but I giggled.. Mrs and other parents of our U10's last week at cricket were furious over a school controversy.

Apparently our 10yo girls teacher had a "public" Tik Tok account. She's mid 20's, blonde hair, apparently reasonably pretty.. so of course the boys in the class decided to try and find her.

They found her - with videos of her with her tits out, and lying in bed next to some dude with the caption "just picked him up from the Cas last night."

Apparently some pretty full on vids on there - no shame.

Of course, videos spread like wildfire around the school - only was discovered because one of the boys told him mum, who went to the principal :lol:

Mrs turned to the 10yr "Did you know about these videos?!" Little miss "Yeah, everyone's seen them" :lol: said it so blasé :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:19 am

The Bedge wrote:Probably not the right thread, but I giggled.. Mrs and other parents of our U10's last week at cricket were furious over a school controversy.

Apparently our 10yo girls teacher had a "public" Tik Tok account. She's mid 20's, blonde hair, apparently reasonably pretty.. so of course the boys in the class decided to try and find her.

They found her - with videos of her with her tits out, and lying in bed next to some dude with the caption "just picked him up from the Cas last night."

Apparently some pretty full on vids on there - no shame.

Of course, videos spread like wildfire around the school - only was discovered because one of the boys told him mum, who went to the principal :lol:

Mrs turned to the 10yr "Did you know about these videos?!" Little miss "Yeah, everyone's seen them" :lol: said it so blasé :lol:


You haven't forwarded them to me yet?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Armchair expert » Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:25 am

This site must still be having issue as I see no links
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:22 am

Sadly by the time I tried to check it out, the account was private. Did giggle though - it's the sister of a guy played footy against.. in fact he might even be a user on this forum :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:17 pm

Spargo wrote:More gems from the Northpark shopping centre…
- Hefty girl sitting in the front passenger seat of a car eating one of those pre made Woolies chocolate mud cakes that feed 8-10, with her hands
- Ol’ mate striding through the mall sucking on a Jim Beam & cola long neck, telling everyone “I’ve earned this”…
- Two women having a turf war in the car park over cigarette butts

Today’s happenings

EXCLUSIVE: A man has been arrested following a stabbing at Sefton Plaza this morning.

Police were called to the shopping centre after reports a woman had been stabbed and forced into a car by a group of people.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:37 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Spargo wrote:More gems from the Northpark shopping centre…
- Hefty girl sitting in the front passenger seat of a car eating one of those pre made Woolies chocolate mud cakes that feed 8-10, with her hands
- Ol’ mate striding through the mall sucking on a Jim Beam & cola long neck, telling everyone “I’ve earned this”…
- Two women having a turf war in the car park over cigarette butts

Today’s happenings

EXCLUSIVE: A man has been arrested following a stabbing at Sefton Plaza this morning.

Police were called to the shopping centre after reports a woman had been stabbed and forced into a car by a group of people.

Looking forward to my daily visit even more now…
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Mr Beefy » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:12 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Spargo wrote:More gems from the Northpark shopping centre…
- Hefty girl sitting in the front passenger seat of a car eating one of those pre made Woolies chocolate mud cakes that feed 8-10, with her hands
- Ol’ mate striding through the mall sucking on a Jim Beam & cola long neck, telling everyone “I’ve earned this”…
- Two women having a turf war in the car park over cigarette butts

Today’s happenings

EXCLUSIVE: A man has been arrested following a stabbing at Sefton Plaza this morning.

Police were called to the shopping centre after reports a woman had been stabbed and forced into a car by a group of people.

Did she take the last cake?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:28 pm

Mr Beefy wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Spargo wrote:More gems from the Northpark shopping centre…
- Hefty girl sitting in the front passenger seat of a car eating one of those pre made Woolies chocolate mud cakes that feed 8-10, with her hands
- Ol’ mate striding through the mall sucking on a Jim Beam & cola long neck, telling everyone “I’ve earned this”…
- Two women having a turf war in the car park over cigarette butts

Today’s happenings

EXCLUSIVE: A man has been arrested following a stabbing at Sefton Plaza this morning.

Police were called to the shopping centre after reports a woman had been stabbed and forced into a car by a group of people.

Did she take the last cake?


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