by The Bedge » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:53 pm
Dolphin Treasure wrote:Your an attention seeking embarsement..
by Lightning McQueen » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:58 pm
by Booney » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:58 pm
The Bedge wrote:I get the "I am going to clean my room".. or "Yeah was planning on doing it tomorrow".. or the best one "I did clean it" - as you look at the swathe of mess across the room.
Or the age old classic technique of either pushing everything into a pile in the corner, or just assuming everything is dirty and dumping in the laundry.
I guess now I appreciate more why my mum was always so cranky at me
by DOC » Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:54 pm
by Booney » Thu Dec 02, 2021 3:41 pm
DOC wrote:All my children put their dirty clothes in the dirty clothes basket, put the washing on when there was a load, hung it out, took it down, folded and put away whoever's clothes were in the wash and ironed what needed ironing.
Might also add that there rooms could have been filmed for Better Homes and Gardens at any stage as they kept them immaculately clean and tidy.
As they did all the shopping and cooking, we ate as a family and no one left the table until we were all finished and had discussed what had happened in our lives that day. They would then insist that Mother and I would go to the lounge room whilst they did the dishes and gave the house a once over.
What gives me the sh1ts is reading all your bad parenting stories and blaming the children.
by Lightning McQueen » Thu Dec 02, 2021 3:43 pm
Booney wrote:DOC wrote:All my children put their dirty clothes in the dirty clothes basket, put the washing on when there was a load, hung it out, took it down, folded and put away whoever's clothes were in the wash and ironed what needed ironing.
Might also add that there rooms could have been filmed for Better Homes and Gardens at any stage as they kept them immaculately clean and tidy.
As they did all the shopping and cooking, we ate as a family and no one left the table until we were all finished and had discussed what had happened in our lives that day. They would then insist that Mother and I would go to the lounge room whilst they did the dishes and gave the house a once over.
What gives me the sh1ts is reading all your bad parenting stories and blaming the children.
Bad parenting? They leave dishes in their room as socks on the floor, they aren't smoking crack and killing hookers.
Never knew you were a judge.
by Booney » Thu Dec 02, 2021 3:50 pm
by mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Dec 02, 2021 3:52 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:Booney wrote:DOC wrote:All my children put their dirty clothes in the dirty clothes basket, put the washing on when there was a load, hung it out, took it down, folded and put away whoever's clothes were in the wash and ironed what needed ironing.
Might also add that there rooms could have been filmed for Better Homes and Gardens at any stage as they kept them immaculately clean and tidy.
As they did all the shopping and cooking, we ate as a family and no one left the table until we were all finished and had discussed what had happened in our lives that day. They would then insist that Mother and I would go to the lounge room whilst they did the dishes and gave the house a once over.
What gives me the sh1ts is reading all your bad parenting stories and blaming the children.
Bad parenting? They leave dishes in their room as socks on the floor, they aren't smoking crack and killing hookers.
Never knew you were a judge.
I think he's taking the piss mate.
by Vamos » Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:25 pm
by Armchair expert » Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:04 pm
by Jimmy_041 » Fri Dec 03, 2021 8:39 am
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Dirty dishes and laundry is the gateway.....
by Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 03, 2021 9:24 am
Jimmy_041 wrote:mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Dirty dishes and laundry is the gateway.....
Gold!
The entire string was hilarious but I couldn’t be rooted cutting it down to 4 quotes
by Armchair expert » Sun Dec 05, 2021 9:27 pm
by Lightning McQueen » Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:22 am
by Wedgie » Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:47 am
by Spargo » Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:57 am
Wedgie wrote:First Covid test last week I go to the airport. Get there and about 6 cars in front of me, in and out in 10 mins.
Today I need a day 6 test and the missus needs a test too,
She announced last night we will go to Port Adelaide as you can book in a time.
Got here an hour ago and still have 36 cars in front of us.
I should never let anyone organise anything for me.
by Wedgie » Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:58 am
Spargo wrote:Wedgie wrote:First Covid test last week I go to the airport. Get there and about 6 cars in front of me, in and out in 10 mins.
Today I need a day 6 test and the missus needs a test too,
She announced last night we will go to Port Adelaide as you can book in a time.
Got here an hour ago and still have 36 cars in front of us.
I should never let anyone organise anything for me.
The wait was longer at the airport this morning.
by Lightning McQueen » Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:58 am
Wedgie wrote:First Covid test last week I go to the airport. Get there and about 6 cars in front of me, in and out in 10 mins.
Today I need a day 6 test and the missus needs a test too,
She announced last night we will go to Port Adelaide as you can book in a time.
Got here an hour ago and still have 36 cars in front of us.
I should never let anyone organise anything for me.
by Lightning McQueen » Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:59 am
Wedgie wrote:Cheers, that makes me feel a bit better
Not that I'm in a hurry as lining up for a test is the only thing I'm allowed to do out of the house.
by Wedgie » Mon Dec 06, 2021 9:00 am
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