Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.

[amber_fluid]

Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.

Tell him you rode your pushie in today and you can give him a dinkie if needed.

[Lightning McQueen]

Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.

Tell him you rode your pushie in today and you can give him a dinkie if needed.

He's a massive unit, I'm not sure he'd know what a pushie is.

I'll just stop at the pub beforehand, he loves a beer.

[Pseudo]

Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.

Tell him you rode your pushie in today and you can give him a dinkie if needed.

He's a massive unit, I'm not sure he'd know what a pushie is.

I'll just stop at the pub beforehand, he loves a beer.

Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

[Spargo]

Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.

Tell him you rode your pushie in today and you can give him a dinkie if needed.

He's a massive unit, I'm not sure he'd know what a pushie is.

I'll just stop at the pub beforehand, he loves a beer.

Every cloud…

[Lightning McQueen]

Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

I'll get bloody stuck there.

[amber_fluid]

Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

I'll get bloody stuck there.

Where’s that photo of LM ridin’ the missus pushie?

[Lightning McQueen]

Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

I'll get bloody stuck there.

Where’s that photo of LM ridin’ the missus pushie?

Page 424.

[amber_fluid]

Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

I'll get bloody stuck there.

Where’s that photo of LM ridin’ the missus pushie?

Page 424.

Just saw it!


Some of the comments were quite good too.

[Lightning McQueen]

Page 424.

Just saw it!


Some of the comments were quite good too.

The post had some quality feedback too!!

[Spargo]

[Booney]

:lol:

Where do I get this?

[Spargo]

:lol:

Where do I get this?

moss.industries

[Booney]

:lol:

Where do I get this?

moss.industries

And ordered.

[Lightning McQueen]

Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".

[amber_fluid]

Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".

Single mum of 4?

[Lightning McQueen]

Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".

Single mum of 4?

That sort of shit is why I am renting atm.

[amber_fluid]

Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".

Single mum of 4?

That sort of shit is why I am renting atm.

To be closer to single mums?

[tipper]

Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".

Single mum of 4?

That sort of shit is why I am renting atm.

To be closer to single mums?

allows more flexibility...

[Lightning McQueen]

To be closer to single mums?

They're single for a reason. Anyone can pretend to be nice for a few months to reel you in!