Things that make you laugh

[JK]

More gems from the Northpark shopping centre…
- Hefty girl sitting in the front passenger seat of a car eating one of those pre made Woolies chocolate mud cakes that feed 8-10, with her hands
- Ol’ mate striding through the mall sucking on a Jim Beam & cola long neck, telling everyone “I’ve earned this”…
- Two women having a turf war in the car park over cigarette butts

Today’s happenings

EXCLUSIVE: A man has been arrested following a stabbing at Sefton Plaza this morning.

Police were called to the shopping centre after reports a woman had been stabbed and forced into a car by a group of people.

Did she take the last cake?

[stan]

So I had bit of a problem today. Tapatalk logged me out and I for the life of me couldn't remember my password. Also the previous email I used is now cactus and I haven't updated it here.

So Stan was gone and I mean gone.

No more stan lol, alas a bloke at work also uses for forum and I got him to PM wedgie lol.

It was horrible and funny at the same time.

I mean I actually got some work done this morning and did some work at work.

Bloody funny but thanks to the Wedgie man I am back.

[Lightning McQueen]

Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.

[amber_fluid]

Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.

Tell him you rode your pushie in today and you can give him a dinkie if needed.

[Lightning McQueen]

Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.

Tell him you rode your pushie in today and you can give him a dinkie if needed.

He's a massive unit, I'm not sure he'd know what a pushie is.

I'll just stop at the pub beforehand, he loves a beer.

[Pseudo]

Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.

Tell him you rode your pushie in today and you can give him a dinkie if needed.

He's a massive unit, I'm not sure he'd know what a pushie is.

I'll just stop at the pub beforehand, he loves a beer.

Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

[Spargo]

Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.

Tell him you rode your pushie in today and you can give him a dinkie if needed.

He's a massive unit, I'm not sure he'd know what a pushie is.

I'll just stop at the pub beforehand, he loves a beer.

Every cloud…

[Lightning McQueen]

Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

I'll get bloody stuck there.

[amber_fluid]

Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

I'll get bloody stuck there.

Where’s that photo of LM ridin’ the missus pushie?

[Lightning McQueen]

Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

I'll get bloody stuck there.

Where’s that photo of LM ridin’ the missus pushie?

Page 424.

[amber_fluid]

Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

I'll get bloody stuck there.

Where’s that photo of LM ridin’ the missus pushie?

Page 424.

Just saw it!


Some of the comments were quite good too.

[Lightning McQueen]

Page 424.

Just saw it!


Some of the comments were quite good too.

The post had some quality feedback too!!

[Spargo]

[Booney]

:lol:

Where do I get this?

[Spargo]

:lol:

Where do I get this?

moss.industries

[Booney]

:lol:

Where do I get this?

moss.industries

And ordered.

[Lightning McQueen]

Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".

[amber_fluid]

Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".

Single mum of 4?

[Lightning McQueen]

Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".

Single mum of 4?

That sort of shit is why I am renting atm.

[amber_fluid]

Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".

Single mum of 4?

That sort of shit is why I am renting atm.

To be closer to single mums?