Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Mon Dec 06, 2021 9:00 am

I really would have the shits if I was rocking up now, the line goes out onto Hart St now, some people will be here for hours.
I now have about 12 cars in front of me.
Is it beer o'clock yet?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Mon Dec 06, 2021 9:02 am

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Wedgie wrote:Cheers, that makes me feel a bit better
Not that I'm in a hurry as lining up for a test is the only thing I'm allowed to do out of the house.

Make a field trip out of it :lol:

Is that it once you get the all clear?

Nah, even if I get the all clear I have to isolate till Wednesday morning.
At least it means I only have one shift of work before heading up to Port Broughton for the weekend.
If I wasnt vaxxed I'd be isolated for 14 days instead of 7. That would have really stuffed me up.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Dec 06, 2021 9:14 am

Wedgie wrote:Nah, even if I get the all clear I have to isolate till Wednesday morning.
At least it means I only have one shift of work before heading up to Port Broughton for the weekend.
If I wasnt vaxxed I'd be isolated for 14 days instead of 7. That would have really stuffed me up.


That is crap, hardly any incentive to get vaxxed, at the very worst you should've only had to isolate until your first test result or if you had flu like symptoms IMO.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Mon Dec 06, 2021 9:50 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Nah, even if I get the all clear I have to isolate till Wednesday morning.
At least it means I only have one shift of work before heading up to Port Broughton for the weekend.
If I wasnt vaxxed I'd be isolated for 14 days instead of 7. That would have really stuffed me up.


That is crap, hardly any incentive to get vaxxed, at the very worst you should've only had to isolate until your first test result or if you had flu like symptoms IMO.

Ahh well, I never complain about a few days less of work. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Dec 06, 2021 10:09 am

Wedgie wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Nah, even if I get the all clear I have to isolate till Wednesday morning.
At least it means I only have one shift of work before heading up to Port Broughton for the weekend.
If I wasnt vaxxed I'd be isolated for 14 days instead of 7. That would have really stuffed me up.


That is crap, hardly any incentive to get vaxxed, at the very worst you should've only had to isolate until your first test result or if you had flu like symptoms IMO.

Ahh well, I never complain about a few days less of work. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon Dec 06, 2021 10:13 am

Wedgie wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Nah, even if I get the all clear I have to isolate till Wednesday morning.
At least it means I only have one shift of work before heading up to Port Broughton for the weekend.
If I wasnt vaxxed I'd be isolated for 14 days instead of 7. That would have really stuffed me up.


That is crap, hardly any incentive to get vaxxed, at the very worst you should've only had to isolate until your first test result or if you had flu like symptoms IMO.

Ahh well, I never complain about a few days less of work. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Dec 06, 2021 10:19 am

Wedgie wrote:I really would have the shits if I was rocking up now, the line goes out onto Hart St now, some people will be here for hours.
I now have about 12 cars in front of me.
Is it beer o'clock yet?


Can the cops ping you for using your phone whilst sitting at the wheel on the road?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Mon Dec 06, 2021 10:25 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:I really would have the shits if I was rocking up now, the line goes out onto Hart St now, some people will be here for hours.
I now have about 12 cars in front of me.
Is it beer o'clock yet?


Can the cops ping you for using your phone whilst sitting at the wheel on the road?

Probably but we weren't on the road, it's just a rehashed car park, my son actually went to a music festival there. Plus my missus may or may not have been driving. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Dec 06, 2021 10:31 am



And we can see your long term goals! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Dec 06, 2021 10:36 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:I really would have the shits if I was rocking up now, the line goes out onto Hart St now, some people will be here for hours.
I now have about 12 cars in front of me.
Is it beer o'clock yet?


Can the cops ping you for using your phone whilst sitting at the wheel on the road?


Yes.

They can even if you're parked on the side of the road with your engine running.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon Dec 06, 2021 11:34 am

Booney wrote:


And we can see your long term goals! :lol:



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Dec 06, 2021 1:32 pm

Tryna open your plastic bag in a fruit and veg store with a mask on.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Wed Dec 08, 2021 10:06 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Tryna open your plastic bag in a fruit and veg store with a mask on.


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Cant lick your fingers to get the fecker open
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Dec 08, 2021 11:55 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Tryna open your plastic bag in a fruit and veg store with a mask on.


LQ - always identifying the big issues
Been hating this for 18 months
Cant lick your fingers to get the fecker open

I know, and you look like a leper trying to.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Vamos » Wed Dec 08, 2021 6:49 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Tryna open your plastic bag in a fruit and veg store with a mask on.


LQ - always identifying the big issues
Been hating this for 18 months
Cant lick your fingers to get the fecker open


You blokes use plastic bags? Shame on you ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Wed Dec 08, 2021 8:26 pm

Support your local green grocer, pay in cash and get discounts ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Dec 08, 2021 9:44 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Tryna open your plastic bag in a fruit and veg store with a mask on.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Vamos » Wed Dec 08, 2021 11:00 pm

There's only one reason I lick my finger and it ain't for grocery shopping or reading the Sunday Mail :lol:
Index finger and thumb either side at the top of the plastic bag and make the 'rolling a booger' motion. You're welcome.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:08 am

Vamos wrote:There's only one reason I lick my finger and it ain't for grocery shopping or reading the Sunday Mail :lol:
Index finger and thumb either side at the top of the plastic bag and make the 'rolling a booger' motion. You're welcome.


So you're a KFC man?

Thanks for the tip, I shall try that Sunday on my trip to Fruit and Veg store.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:11 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Tryna open your plastic bag in a fruit and veg store with a mask on.


x 1000000000000000000000

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Made worse when you stick your finger up you mask to lick your finger and your mask strap snaps and causes your sunnies to fling off from your head, it's good for everyone else in the shop at the time though.
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