Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mots02 » Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:09 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:When drunk LM tells a drunk friend that he'll accompany her to her works Christmas show thinking drunk friend will forget or not bother following it up.

Sober LM is now busy tomorrow night, I'm sure the feed will be great though, I just don't want to be out all night and feeling crap Sunday.

I intended on going hiking Sunday morning nice and early.


Drunk LM doesn't like the attitude of sober LM.

Can't let the ladies down big fella, i know you'll step up and give the crowd what it wants.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:13 pm

mots02 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:When drunk LM tells a drunk friend that he'll accompany her to her works Christmas show thinking drunk friend will forget or not bother following it up.

Sober LM is now busy tomorrow night, I'm sure the feed will be great though, I just don't want to be out all night and feeling crap Sunday.

I intended on going hiking Sunday morning nice and early.


Drunk LM doesn't like the attitude of sober LM.

Can't let the ladies down big fella, i know you'll step up and give the crowd what it wants.

:lol: :lol:

That's what SLM is afraid of, he'll be at the pub all afternoon loosening the chords.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:14 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:When drunk LM tells a drunk friend that he'll accompany her to her works Christmas show thinking drunk friend will forget or not bother following it up.

Sober LM is now busy tomorrow night, I'm sure the feed will be great though, I just don't want to be out all night and feeling crap Sunday.

I intended on going hiking Sunday morning nice and early.


No reason you can't do it all, just don't call the uber at 2am
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:15 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:When drunk LM tells a drunk friend that he'll accompany her to her works Christmas show thinking drunk friend will forget or not bother following it up.

Sober LM is now busy tomorrow night, I'm sure the feed will be great though, I just don't want to be out all night and feeling crap Sunday.

I intended on going hiking Sunday morning nice and early.

Get a bit of mountain work done the night before as a warm up…
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:19 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:When drunk LM tells a drunk friend that he'll accompany her to her works Christmas show thinking drunk friend will forget or not bother following it up.

Sober LM is now busy tomorrow night, I'm sure the feed will be great though, I just don't want to be out all night and feeling crap Sunday.

I intended on going hiking Sunday morning nice and early.


No reason you can't do it all, just don't call the uber at 2am

Yeah, encouraging signs, daughter said she'll come to town to pick me up if it isn't too late, I only know one person there atm so I can't see myself kicking on, they are famous last words though.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:20 pm

Spargo wrote:Get a bit of mountain work done the night before as a warm up…

Na mate, it's just a friend and I'd prefer to keep it that way, my life is messy enough as it is.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:28 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Get a bit of mountain work done the night before as a warm up…

Na mate, it's just a friend and I'd prefer to keep it that way, my life is messy enough as it is.
What was that about famous last words??

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mots02 » Fri Dec 10, 2021 2:04 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Get a bit of mountain work done the night before as a warm up…

Na mate, it's just a friend and I'd prefer to keep it that way, my life is messy enough as it is.


Thats SLM talk....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Dec 10, 2021 2:24 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:When drunk LM tells a drunk friend that he'll accompany her to her works Christmas show thinking drunk friend will forget or not bother following it up.

Sober LM is now busy tomorrow night, I'm sure the feed will be great though, I just don't want to be out all night and feeling crap Sunday.

I intended on going hiking Sunday morning nice and early.


No reason you can't do it all, just don't call the uber at 2am

Yeah, encouraging signs, daughter said she'll come to town to pick me up if it isn't too late, I only know one person there atm so I can't see myself kicking on, they are famous last words though.


What time you meeting @carey at the Woolshed?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 10, 2021 2:57 pm

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What time you meeting @carey at the Woolshed?


If that occurs I'll be hating myself.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mots02 » Fri Dec 10, 2021 3:00 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
What time you meeting @carey at the Woolshed?


If that occurs I'll be hating myself.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 10, 2021 3:00 pm

mots02 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
What time you meeting @carey at the Woolshed?


If that occurs I'll be hating myself.


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:lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Dec 10, 2021 4:58 pm

Having all this stuff planned to do on my last day of holidays, only to fall asleep on the lounge after lunch and waking up at 4pm. :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Dec 10, 2021 6:59 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Having all this stuff planned to do on my last day of holidays, only to fall asleep on the lounge after lunch and waking up at 4pm. :?

Good planning ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Dec 13, 2021 7:40 am

mots02 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Get a bit of mountain work done the night before as a warm up…

Na mate, it's just a friend and I'd prefer to keep it that way, my life is messy enough as it is.


Thats SLM talk....

Disastrous outcome, managed to severely piss two women off while just being a "good bloke".

It wasn't all bad though, I was meant to be going out for lunch and a trip to Port Noarlunga yesterday but got told to shove it up my arse so I saved some dollars there, took the cray out of my freezer and grabbed a 6 pack instead, I also managed tot turn the $43 I had in my tab account into $190, done some gardening and had a thorough house clean.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Dec 13, 2021 10:52 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
mots02 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Get a bit of mountain work done the night before as a warm up…

Na mate, it's just a friend and I'd prefer to keep it that way, my life is messy enough as it is.


Thats SLM talk....

Disastrous outcome, managed to severely piss two women off while just being a "good bloke".

It wasn't all bad though, I was meant to be going out for lunch and a trip to Port Noarlunga yesterday but got told to shove it up my arse so I saved some dollars there, took the cray out of my freezer and grabbed a 6 pack instead, I also managed tot turn the $43 I had in my tab account into $190, done some gardening and had a thorough house clean.


Successful day but I note no mention of "woke up alone"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Dec 13, 2021 11:03 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Successful day but I note no mention of "woke up alone"


Certainly did mate, by choice.

The time limit that I set myself as I was heading into town was approaching so I turned my phone off and did the Harold Holt.

I heard all about in in the morning to which I replied "No worries, tootlepop!!"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Dec 13, 2021 11:13 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Disastrous outcome, managed to severely piss two women off while just being a "good bloke".

It wasn't all bad though, I was meant to be going out for lunch and a trip to Port Noarlunga yesterday but got told to shove it up my arse so I saved some dollars there, took the cray out of my freezer and grabbed a 6 pack instead, I also managed tot turn the $43 I had in my tab account into $190, done some gardening and had a thorough house clean.


Successful day but I note no mention of "woke up alone"


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Dec 21, 2021 12:45 pm

How small the words shampoo and conditioner are on the wife's bottles in the shower
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Tue Dec 21, 2021 12:50 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:How small the words shampoo and conditioner are on the wife's bottles in the shower


you don't want to get them mixed up.... ;)
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