Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Wed Jan 12, 2022 9:55 am

The most influential/constructive philosophy/mantra I learnt at Uni:

"Don't let the w@nkers rent a room in your head"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Jan 12, 2022 8:11 pm

What's given me the shits the last 3 days after 2 weeks of not having to experience it (being off work)-
People who drive under the speed limit,
People driving in the right Iane and not doing the speed limit,
Getting stuck behind people who don't so the speed limit,
The Port River Expressway/Salisbury Highway still not being back to it's proper speed (90km) after being resurfaced before Christmas even though it appears to be finished.

Even when we've conveniently had three hot days in a row apon our return to work (a nice welcome back from mother nature) the above still shits me more than working in the heat.
Yep it's good to be back at work lol.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Vamos » Wed Jan 12, 2022 8:28 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:What's given me the shits the last 3 days after 2 weeks of not having to experience it (being off work)-
People who drive under the speed limit,
People driving in the right Iane and not doing the speed limit,
Getting stuck behind people who don't so the speed limit,
The Port River Expressway/Salisbury Highway still not being back to it's proper speed (90km) after being resurfaced before Christmas even though it appears to be finished.

Even when we've conveniently had three hot days in a row apon our return to work (a nice welcome back from mother nature) the above still shits me more than working in the heat.
Yep it's good to be back at work lol.


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Shits me when I'm doing the speed limit in the right lane and I get boneheads up me clacker. Victoria Rd for instance, it's not an expressway and I may turn right into another street at anytime.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Jan 12, 2022 8:46 pm

Vamos wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:What's given me the shits the last 3 days after 2 weeks of not having to experience it (being off work)-
People who drive under the speed limit,
People driving in the right Iane and not doing the speed limit,
Getting stuck behind people who don't so the speed limit,
The Port River Expressway/Salisbury Highway still not being back to it's proper speed (90km) after being resurfaced before Christmas even though it appears to be finished.

Even when we've conveniently had three hot days in a row apon our return to work (a nice welcome back from mother nature) the above still shits me more than working in the heat.
Yep it's good to be back at work lol.


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Shits me when I'm doing the speed limit in the right lane and I get boneheads up me clacker. Victoria Rd for instance, it's not an expressway and I may turn right into another street at anytime.

Yes well people love speeding on Victoria road and try to do everything to past you, I see it every day but then there's others that do under the speed on the expressway, I don't get it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 13, 2022 8:16 am

Vamos wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:What's given me the shits the last 3 days after 2 weeks of not having to experience it (being off work)-
People who drive under the speed limit,
People driving in the right Iane and not doing the speed limit,
Getting stuck behind people who don't so the speed limit,
The Port River Expressway/Salisbury Highway still not being back to it's proper speed (90km) after being resurfaced before Christmas even though it appears to be finished.

Even when we've conveniently had three hot days in a row apon our return to work (a nice welcome back from mother nature) the above still shits me more than working in the heat.
Yep it's good to be back at work lol.




Shits me when I'm doing the speed limit in the right lane and I get boneheads up me clacker. Victoria Rd for instance, it's not an expressway and I may turn right into another street at anytime.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Thu Jan 13, 2022 8:20 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Someone might sell the last bag before they get there.


COVID Supply and distribution issues are affecting every industry ATM, LM ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 13, 2022 8:46 am

am Bays wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Someone might sell the last bag before they get there.


COVID Supply and distribution issues are affecting every industry ATM, LM ;)

I wonder how the dealers will operate when we become a cashless society?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Thu Jan 13, 2022 9:14 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
am Bays wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Someone might sell the last bag before they get there.


COVID Supply and distribution issues are affecting every industry ATM, LM ;)

I wonder how the dealers will operate when we become a cashless society?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 13, 2022 9:16 am

Armchair expert wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I wonder how the dealers will operate when we become a cashless society?


Monero

Gonna look a bit suss with 47 x $25 transactions going through daily.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Thu Jan 13, 2022 9:23 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I wonder how the dealers will operate when we become a cashless society?


Monero

Gonna look a bit suss with 47 x $25 transactions going through daily.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monero
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 13, 2022 9:27 am


Too smart for me to work out, I'll just deal with smiggles gift cards.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Fri Jan 14, 2022 5:33 pm

Breaking the middle toe of my right foot walking on the beach last Wednesday by stubbing it into the sand.

Then breaking two toes on my left foot yesterday while trying to learn to surf...

Well done me... idiot

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Vamos » Fri Jan 14, 2022 5:45 pm

Jase wrote:Breaking the middle toe of my right foot walking on the beach last Wednesday by stubbing it into the sand.

Then breaking two toes on my left foot yesterday while trying to learn to surf...

Well done me... idiot


Sorry mate but I reckon you put this in the wrong thread :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Sat Jan 15, 2022 12:29 pm

Jase wrote:Breaking the middle toe of my right foot walking on the beach last Wednesday by stubbing it into the sand.

Then breaking two toes on my left foot yesterday while trying to learn to surf...

Well done me... idiot

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I did the same thing at Maslins as a young lad, was my big toe that I stubbed while not watching where I was going.

Slightly embarrassing.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Sat Jan 15, 2022 1:02 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jase wrote:Breaking the middle toe of my right foot walking on the beach last Wednesday by stubbing it into the sand.

Then breaking two toes on my left foot yesterday while trying to learn to surf...

Well done me... idiot

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I did the same thing at Maslins as a young lad, was my big toe that I stubbed while not watching where I was going.

Slightly embarrassing.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:59 pm

I feel at Maslins with a throbber as a young lad.

Broke my nose.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Sun Jan 16, 2022 9:21 am

DOC wrote:I feel at Maslins with a throbber as a young lad.

Broke my nose.

Are you saying you had a feel at Maslin’s?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Sun Jan 16, 2022 10:57 am

Spargo wrote:
DOC wrote:I feel at Maslins with a throbber as a young lad.

Broke my nose.

Are you saying you had a feel at Maslin’s?


Only of myself. Probably far more accurate than fell come to think of it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Vamos » Sun Jan 16, 2022 11:26 pm

DOC wrote:
Spargo wrote:
DOC wrote:I feel at Maslins with a throbber as a young lad.

Broke my nose.

Are you saying you had a feel at Maslin’s?


Only of myself. Probably far more accurate than fell come to think of it.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:52 pm

sigh. currently on work from home till further notice.

just got notification in teh mail of upcoming power outages. 2 days in a row, all day each time (8am toll 3pm) guess im gettting **** all done those days (less than usual)
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