Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:01 pm

My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:17 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:29 pm

Day 1 of ISO Least i have the rest of the week and weekend watching footy i guess
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:35 pm

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…


He’ll get another 12 months out of it when it dries.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Wed Mar 16, 2022 7:46 pm

Longer if the toilet lolly scent has got in.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Mar 16, 2022 10:35 pm

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…


:lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Mar 17, 2022 9:39 am

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…

Only on the outside (if I wear it white side out).
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Thu Mar 17, 2022 9:46 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…

Only on the outside (if I wear it white side out).


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sat Mar 19, 2022 9:11 am

Jack hammering and other lovely construction noises outside your hotel window at 7.30am. :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Vamos » Sat Mar 19, 2022 9:41 am

Wedgie wrote:Jack hammering and other lovely construction noises outside your hotel window at 7.30am. :evil:


Take it as a sign to get back on it :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Sat Mar 19, 2022 9:46 am

Vamos wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Jack hammering and other lovely construction noises outside your hotel window at 7.30am. :evil:


Take it as a sign to get back on it :D


You won’t hear those noises in Adelaide
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sat Mar 19, 2022 10:56 am

Vamos wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Jack hammering and other lovely construction noises outside your hotel window at 7.30am. :evil:


Take it as a sign to get back on it :D

Good call, I'm now at the MCG sitting under a tree downing a Balter XPA.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mots02 » Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:07 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.


I never pictured you as the fussy type
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sun Mar 20, 2022 11:03 am

Discovering the hard way that there is a nest full of paper wasps in the garden.

Ouch.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Mon Mar 21, 2022 8:22 am

Pseudo wrote:Discovering the hard way that there is a nest full of paper wasps in the garden.

Ouch.


Same about 2 weeks ago, got bitten on the arm in the front yard, found a nest in a tree last week - google says if you leave them alone they will leave you alone, I must have done something wrong
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Mon Mar 21, 2022 12:12 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Discovering the hard way that there is a nest full of paper wasps in the garden.

Ouch.


Same about 2 weeks ago, got bitten on the arm in the front yard, found a nest in a tree last week - google says if you leave them alone they will leave you alone, I must have done something wrong

Accidentally entered the zone they see as there exclusive home territory??
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Mar 21, 2022 1:09 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Discovering the hard way that there is a nest full of paper wasps in the garden.

Ouch.


Same about 2 weeks ago, got bitten on the arm in the front yard, found a nest in a tree last week - google says if you leave them alone they will leave you alone, I must have done something wrong

I've since sprayed the bastards with wasp killer. Got a feeling they'll be leaving me alone now. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Mon Mar 21, 2022 10:34 pm

Sideline warriors at my club(s), guys that don't have the courage and/or ability to get out onto the field to play footy or cricket and give it a crack at any level but love sitting on the sidelines and just flat out abuse the opposition, they seem to think they are comedians.

On Saturday we played Tea Tree Gully in three trial matches. In my trial match in the B grade a TTG player had a shot on goal after the final siren. As he lined up two losers involved with my club were abusing him. He proceeded to kick the goal and then quite rightfully absolutely gave it back to them as did a couple of his team mates that were nearby, I found it quite funny and had no issues with them doing that, the two guys deserved it.

After my game I then went back to our club where our B grade cricket team were playing their Semi final against Sheidow Park. Again there were a couple of sideline warriors a part my club abusing a Sheidow player as he fielded a ball on the boundary.

I've always been very vocal on the field and I love on field banter, having a laugh and getting stuck into the opposition when they make a mistake and celebrating our successes but these spineless knobs that consistently abuse the opposition from the boundary is just such a bad look for my club and it's embarrassing.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Tue Mar 22, 2022 5:51 am

Very well said TDK.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 22, 2022 7:22 am

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