Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Wed Apr 06, 2022 12:53 pm

Booney wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote::lol:

https://fb.watch/cbFU0FebJA/


Listen to the whole interview for context, nothing like an AA sound bite to get the knuckle draggers fired up.


I thought I did well to listen that long


The grab is completely out of context, Koch was talking about the staff in membership and head office who have copped a torrent of abuse from people waiting for membership packs, the change from ticketing to electronic etc. It's been poorly handled by the club, something members aren't accustomed too as our communication is usually very good from the club, but abusing Sally or Tim in the membership department isn't on and he had every right to say so.


We Norwood people put up with that every year
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Apr 06, 2022 1:19 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:We Norwood people put up with that every year


I feel awful. 8)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Apr 07, 2022 10:33 am

I laugh but it gives me the shits too.

I fired off an important email and hit send before analysing it thoroughly, I had put a code in brackets and the code ended in B.

For some reason when B is the last letter before a bracket it automatically turns itself into 8) .

It was like I was taking the piss, luckily the recipient has a sense of humour.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Sun Apr 10, 2022 5:20 pm

When you spend good coin on a “calming pet bed” and ol’ mate would rather sleep on the parquet…
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Sun Apr 10, 2022 5:33 pm

Spargo wrote:When you spend good coin on a “calming pet bed” and ol’ mate would rather sleep on the parquet…

Don't worry Spargo, you can use the pet bed yourself whenever you're in the bad books with the missus. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Apr 11, 2022 10:12 am

Spargo wrote:When you spend good coin on a “calming pet bed” and ol’ mate would rather sleep on the parquet…


I remember the old man spending the best part of his only day off in a over a fortnight making a dog kennel, it was the absolute Taj Mahal and the dog wouldn't have a bar of it, we stayed away from dad that night.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Vamos » Mon Apr 11, 2022 10:31 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:When you spend good coin on a “calming pet bed” and ol’ mate would rather sleep on the parquet…


I remember the old man spending the best part of his only day off in a over a fortnight making a dog kennel, it was the absolute Taj Mahal and the dog wouldn't have a bar of it, we stayed away from dad that night.


:lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:38 pm

A couple of chicks were talking about a gold digger they know as I approached the kitchen and I was having a little snigger to myself about the convo, one of them says to me "What about you Lightning, you have no morals, what would be your age limit you'd go up to so you could cash in?".
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:42 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:A couple of chicks were talking about a gold digger they know as I approached the kitchen and I was having a little snigger to myself about the convo, one of them says to me "What about you Lightning, you have no morals, what would be your age limit you'd go up to so you could cash in?".


Should gone:

Age not an issues as long as she's six foot, blonde, nubile millionairess with her own tobacco plantation and liquor store who's mute....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 12, 2022 2:10 pm

am Bays wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:A couple of chicks were talking about a gold digger they know as I approached the kitchen and I was having a little snigger to myself about the convo, one of them says to me "What about you Lightning, you have no morals, what would be your age limit you'd go up to so you could cash in?".


Should gone:

Age not an issues as long as she's six foot, blonde, nubile millionairess with her own tobacco plantation and liquor store who's mute....

Dreams and capabilities mate, I just replied "breathing would be a start I guess".
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mots02 » Tue Apr 12, 2022 2:53 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:When you spend good coin on a “calming pet bed” and ol’ mate would rather sleep on the parquet…


I remember the old man spending the best part of his only day off in a over a fortnight making a dog kennel, it was the absolute Taj Mahal and the dog wouldn't have a bar of it, we stayed away from dad that night.


Is it just me or did anyone else read the last bit in their head like it was being spoken by the voice over narrator in an 80's American sitcom?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Apr 12, 2022 3:05 pm

mots02 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:When you spend good coin on a “calming pet bed” and ol’ mate would rather sleep on the parquet…


I remember the old man spending the best part of his only day off in a over a fortnight making a dog kennel, it was the absolute Taj Mahal and the dog wouldn't have a bar of it, we stayed away from dad that night.


Is it just me or did anyone else read the last bit in their head like it was being spoken by the voice over narrator in an 80's American sitcom?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Vamos » Tue Apr 12, 2022 7:47 pm

What was Kevin thinking knocking back Madeline, deadset fool!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Apr 13, 2022 11:35 am

Vamos wrote:What was Kevin thinking knocking back Madeline, deadset fool!

He had the Winnie blues.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Armchair expert » Thu Apr 14, 2022 6:06 pm

Shops being shut for one day and people going crazy
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Vamos » Sat Apr 16, 2022 10:59 pm

With the news of Jack Newton's passing I immediately thought of the NRL footy show.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby DOC » Sat Apr 16, 2022 11:07 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 19, 2022 11:53 am

I have to laugh but it's frustrating too.

I get paid monthly, I had a personal loan that was through my bank and they used to take $219 out of my pay each month to go towards the loan.

The loan was paid off about 5 years ago but still when I get paid I get $219 paid into my savings account and then the rest of my pay paid into the same account, even when I do an expense claim and work reimburses me it pays $219 and then the balance into the same account.

I've rang them numerous times to ask why? They tell me it's my work that splits it but it clearly doesn't and how ironic that it is the exact same amount as what my loan repayments were.

It doesn't affect how much goes in there, it just does my OCD levels no good seeing it each time, they are useless to deal with.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Tue Apr 19, 2022 11:59 am

That sounds like its from your employers end LM, check with your payroll
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 19, 2022 12:38 pm

Dutchy wrote:That sounds like its from your employers end LM, check with your payroll

I have mate, the bank definitely split it when I took the loan out.

I have other splits that work does, I have my pay go to 3 different accounts and it's clearly stated on my payslips, head office have also checked it out for me.
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